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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 9, 2018 0:45:50 GMT
POORLY MADE ADVENTURE 2.0 You are an unnamed character. You have been in a cool chamber for 2 years. But it suddenly opened and you don't remember anything because if you did the story wouldn't be as cool. What will you do?
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Post by eerr on Feb 9, 2018 0:55:09 GMT
>Lick the cool machine over there.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 9, 2018 1:50:15 GMT
>Lick the cool machine over there. You lick the machine. Feels cold, tastes like glass. What now?
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Post by husoie on Feb 9, 2018 22:43:44 GMT
>Explore.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 9, 2018 23:07:27 GMT
You explore the room, it's mostly empty, except for the cool machine you came out of. You take a closer look at the walls and you see something that looks like just a sheet of white wallpaper. What will you do now?
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Bagellio
Pesky Urchin
status's are stupid
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Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 10, 2018 1:39:16 GMT
punch down door
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 10, 2018 2:03:53 GMT
You tear off the flimsy wallpaper with your stubs. You decide to save everyone's time and walk out of the room. You walk out of the room you were into a hallway, though you can't see all of it because the resolution is too low. Conveniently, there is a terminal on the wall, with one option. What do you do?
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Post by eerr on Feb 10, 2018 3:49:59 GMT
Bump it up to 760 or 800.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 10, 2018 15:11:00 GMT
Bump it up to 760 or 800. You bump the resolution to 880x880, which is the maximum. You can't see all of the hallway, but you can see the roof, and a girl that looks like she came from a bad anime. What will you do now?
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Post by eerr on Feb 11, 2018 4:26:25 GMT
>Get the Catgirl to lick the cool machine.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 11, 2018 4:28:58 GMT
>Ask her where she got those fricking cool hands, and how you can get some!
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 11, 2018 5:49:22 GMT
>Get the Catgirl to lick the cool machine. >Ask her where she got those fricking cool hands, and how you can get some! You decide to talk to the cat girl. ?: Hey, cat girl, can you help me? Cat girl: Senpai~!!! Of course I can help you! (^・ω・^ ) You lead the cat girl into the room with the cool machine and get her to lick it. Cat girl: Nya!! It feels cold, it tastes like glass! (^=˃ᆺ˂) ?: Okay, now I need to ask you something... Where did you get those hands? And how can I get some? She looks at you, then does the anime sigh thing. Cat girl: Senpai~... I was born with those hands... (^˃ᆺ˂) ?: Oh. Okay. Well, that was an enlightening conversation. What will you do now?
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 11, 2018 6:12:41 GMT
>Steal. Her. Hands
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 11, 2018 12:14:26 GMT
You would steal her hands, but you would need hands to do that, and, as you already know, you don't have hands. What will you do now?
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Post by eerr on Feb 12, 2018 2:36:53 GMT
>Ditch her and go on adventure!
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 12, 2018 15:33:02 GMT
>Ditch her and go on adventure! You decide to ditch the cat girl and go adventuring. You walk down to the end of the hallway. You find a key code-locked door. You have no idea what the code is.
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Post by eerr on Feb 12, 2018 19:42:02 GMT
>Look for a fire exit.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 12, 2018 20:51:09 GMT
You look around for a fire exit, and you see there's no type of emergency exit or anything. You then realise how poorly designed this building you're in is. You look at the keypad again and see that only one of the buttons looks used. The number 6. There is no way the code could be 666! How edgy would you have to be to make the password of a number code lock 666? What will you do now?
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Post by eerr on Feb 14, 2018 3:21:04 GMT
>Go back and accuse the catgirl of being the devil.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 14, 2018 15:00:23 GMT
>Go back and accuse the catgirl of being the devil. You go back to the room with the cool machine. You walk in and see the cat girl crying. Cat girl: Senpai~... Why did you leave me??? (=;ェ;=) ?: Because I can now see the truth! You are the devil! Cat girl: ... What? (=・ェ・=) The cat girl doesn't seem to believe you. How can you prove yourself right?
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Post by eerr on Feb 15, 2018 20:02:17 GMT
>This is your keypad, this is your doing!
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 16, 2018 0:15:23 GMT
>This is your keypad, this is your doing! You tell the cat girl that she put the code to her keypad as 666. She suddenly starts getting edgy and transforms into the Cat bitch.You enter battle mode. You are greeted with the shittiest battle screen you have ever seen. You have 5 options. Atak is your basic attack (Which is a kick), which does 9 to 12 damage. Your specal is your special attack, which is Supa Kick, it uses 2 specal points and deals 21 to 25 damage. Item is your inventory, which is empty. There is defend, which is useless, and then there is run which you don't know what it does but you think the name of the button might suggest what it is. What will you do?
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Post by eerr on Feb 16, 2018 3:04:57 GMT
>Hug her until she reconsiders.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 16, 2018 14:42:10 GMT
>Hug her until she reconsiders. You go to hug her, but she slashes you for 99 damage. Maybe now would be a good time to use that RUN button?
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Post by eerr on Feb 18, 2018 4:26:56 GMT
>run.
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