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Post by Neptz on May 8, 2016 18:27:02 GMT
Fortunately, Jack is distracted destroying dream bubbles and can't navigate back to your session anymore!
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Post by ashercrane on May 9, 2016 0:38:54 GMT
Unfortunately, now you have sober gamzee to deal with.
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Post by Neptz on May 9, 2016 1:04:07 GMT
Fortunately, you have captcha codes for sopor pies, make about a gazillion and forcefeed them to him until he calms down.
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 9, 2016 12:32:15 GMT
Fortunately, you have captcha codes for sopor pies, make about a gazillion and forcefeed them to him until he calms down. Unfortunately, your alchemisation spree of soporific-drug-laced baked goods has depleted all your planets of their Grist hoards, trapping you in a doomed session forever. Oh, and Glbgolyb Noir will eventually find you too.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 9, 2016 12:45:47 GMT
Fortunately that was just a doomed timeline! You're in the alpha one now!
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Post by Neptz on May 9, 2016 15:43:14 GMT
Unfortunately, Ultra Noir is in that timeline too.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 9, 2016 16:56:03 GMT
Fortunately, Spades Slick is there to you help you kick his ass.
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Post by therationaldove on May 11, 2016 0:35:49 GMT
Unfortnuately, he will eventually turn his back on you and stab you.
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Post by Neptz on May 11, 2016 2:17:08 GMT
Fortunately, you are pretty resistant to stabbings. Plus, it's just Jack's way of greeting.
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Post by ashercrane on May 11, 2016 2:28:00 GMT
Unfortunately, he forgot his knife is poisoned.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 11, 2016 10:25:27 GMT
Fortunately, you know where to get an antidote.
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Post by Neptz on May 11, 2016 17:48:55 GMT
Unfortunately, the antidote is far away and you are not confident in your abilities to get there before you die.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 11, 2016 20:11:07 GMT
Fortunately, a sudden and quite confused Gamzee Makara brings it to you.
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 11, 2016 20:41:52 GMT
Unfortunately, he was under the influence of Serket mind powers, and now that he's completed his task, is back to his crazy sober self.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 12, 2016 15:12:23 GMT
Fortunately, Slick is there to stab him into submission. Honk this, you load-mouth assclown.
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Post by Neptz on May 12, 2016 15:43:31 GMT
Unfortunately, Serket shows up to retrieve Gamzee's body for some mysterious use in her plans.
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Post by ashercrane on May 12, 2016 20:23:38 GMT
Fortunately... that doesn't really affect you, and probably is more beneficial to you in the short run, with Gamzee being gone.
Also, way to not point out which Serket. Smooth. XD
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Post by Arashi500 on May 12, 2016 22:26:04 GMT
Unfortunately, Serket's plan might not be so beneficial for you friend.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 4:20:11 GMT
Fortunately, her plans don't pan out!
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Post by therationaldove on May 18, 2016 1:11:58 GMT
Unfortunately, "her" refers to some other evil female and her plans do come to fruition.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 18, 2016 1:22:53 GMT
Fortunately, that certain evil female's plan was only to start a fruit farm and sell the crops at outrageously high prices!
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Post by therationaldove on May 18, 2016 2:09:22 GMT
Unfortunately, all of those fruit are poisoned, so anyone who does buy them is not going to feel well after eating them.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 18, 2016 2:44:03 GMT
Fortunately it is only FOOD POISONING! THAT MEANS NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
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Post by Nero on May 18, 2016 4:49:16 GMT
Unfortunately, your fruit has been delivered to every supermarket in your city. Hundreds are already dead. Thousands are dying. The government has issued a mass quarantine across the metro. Military troops are being deployed en masse. Curfew is in effect. Everyone who is seen outside past five will be shot. The state is searching for the perpetrator who started the whole slaughter. Orders are to kill on sight.
You hear a knock on your door.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 18, 2016 11:46:44 GMT
Fortunately, it's our savior, the Nick of Time, Nicholas Cage himself, here to save us.
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