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Post by sarahthehomestuck on May 18, 2016 17:06:14 GMT
Unfortunately he thinks you're creepy.
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Post by Meganerd502 on May 20, 2016 12:57:47 GMT
Fortunately, he saves you anyways, because that's what a true savior does.
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Post by Neptz on May 20, 2016 17:03:23 GMT
Unfortunately, Adam Sandler, the Antichrist, shows up and challenges Nick!
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Post by sarahthehomestuck on May 20, 2016 17:05:21 GMT
Fortunately Morgan Freeman stops the fight before it can begin.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 20, 2016 21:14:53 GMT
Unfortunately, Morgan Freeman suddenly dies of juvenile obesity.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 21, 2016 19:50:38 GMT
Fortunately, he pulls a Gandalf the Grey deal and comes back as Morgan Freeman the White!
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Post by Arashi500 on May 22, 2016 16:28:54 GMT
>Unfortunately, Nic Cage reverts to his character Amos from the 1993 Nic Cage/Sam L. Jackson race comedy "Amos & Andrew" and looks at Morgan the White, and says "That's racist, you can't be The White, you're black." because Amos is a problematic person who doesn't understand Tolkien wizards.
((I hope this isn't in bad taste since Amos is the butt of the joke here, but I genuinely don't know when it comes to these things. -_-" It was hard to pass up that reference though.))
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 23, 2016 3:53:02 GMT
Fortunately, Morgan laughs it off and proceeds to blast Sandler to kingdom come with his wizardy powers.
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Post by froideriko on May 23, 2016 6:56:55 GMT
Unfortunately, Chara had risen from the dead.
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Post by sarahthehomestuck on May 23, 2016 15:57:58 GMT
Fortunately sans refused to be beaten this time.
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 26, 2016 1:18:54 GMT
Unfortunately, you never played Undertale so you have no idea what's happening here. And by you I mean me. So I'm guessing this is what the refrance.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 26, 2016 1:25:15 GMT
Fortunately, something completely different happens.
Monty Python references, whoooo
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Post by froideriko on May 26, 2016 10:11:18 GMT
Unfortunately, that completely different thing is a movie adaptation of my web serial bombing.
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 15:05:29 GMT
Fortunately, nobody really cares.
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 26, 2016 17:05:51 GMT
Unfortunately, that is because there was literal bombing involved and they are all dead.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 1, 2016 19:41:28 GMT
Fortunately, they get revived as zombies and all live happily ever after.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 1, 2016 20:19:16 GMT
Unfortunately, the ZOMBIE SLAYER has ARRIVED
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 22:20:46 GMT
Fortunately, the ZOMBIE SLAYER forgot to bring his slaying tools. Ooops.
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Post by Arashi500 on Jun 2, 2016 11:06:55 GMT
Unfortunately, this is the fabled Philosophical Zombie Slayer, so he needs naught but his axioms to split skulls.
((Rock, Paper, Cynic reference ftw))
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 7, 2016 1:56:41 GMT
Fortunately, the Zombie Slayer catches smallpox and has to take a break.
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Post by ashercrane on Jun 9, 2016 22:28:43 GMT
Unfortunately, he now has Chuck Norris to deal with.
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Post by venchi on Jun 10, 2016 11:44:44 GMT
Fortunately, Zombie Bruce Lee challenges Chuck Norris
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 18, 2016 3:56:08 GMT
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris politely declines the challenge
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 19, 2016 12:13:30 GMT
Fortunately, Chuck Norris is replaced by Jackie Chan.
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Post by venchi on Jun 19, 2016 16:08:42 GMT
Unfortunately, he is planning to use the Talismans to cause chaos.
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