A young man stands in his room, it just so happens today is his 13th birthday, and today is the day he will be given a game, oh! Also today is the day SBURB Beta releases, but you don’t have money for it, one of your friends say they’re on it for you. Now what will the name of this young boy be?
Yeah, that’s a great name.
Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and as just mentioned it is your 13th birthday, you enjoy TERRIBLE MOVIES and PRANKSTER ITEMS you also enjoy playing games with your friends, today is also the anniversary of your Nanna’s death, thus you Dad is quite sad today, you hope he feels better soon, now what will you do?
> Maybe a good prank will cheer your old man up! Go and grab some supplies from your magic chest.
That’s a good idea, a good prank will cheer your Dad up,
John: Open chest.
Inside the chest is FAKE ARMS (X2), a PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, a FAKE SWORD, a WIZARD’S HAT, a PAIR OF FAKE NOSE AND EYE GLASSES, SMOKE PELLETS, FAKE BLOOD PELLETS, a COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE’S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPER, and a COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON’S “WISE GUY”, you wonder which one of these items to take.
Your name is ROSE LALONDE, you have a love of the SUPERNATURAL, you have a love of MUSIC specifically in the form of the VIOLIN, as was stated before the power in your house has gone out and you have to fix it.
TT: Who is this? TC: just a guy looking to help. TT: Uh? Well I don't need help with anything. TC: SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO. TT: ? TC: the game. TT: Oh, the game. TT: Jade told me I shouldn't play it, not sure why. TC: WELL TC: if ya wanna motherfucking find out whats going on here ya gotta play it. TT: Find out what? TC: ;o) TT: What.