Grimstuck

That’s a good idea, a good prank will cheer your Dad up,

John: Open chest.





Inside the chest is FAKE ARMS (X2), a PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, a FAKE SWORD, a WIZARD’S HAT, a PAIR OF FAKE NOSE AND EYE GLASSES, SMOKE PELLETS, FAKE BLOOD PELLETS, a COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE’S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPER, and a COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON’S “WISE GUY”, you wonder which one of these items to take.

You take the FAKE SWORD, and FAKE BLOOD PELLETS,



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A̬̙̎͋̏̊̅͒̚͝ ̬͎̤͚͇̮̂̆̒̀ͦẙ͈͔̘̅̆́ͣͦ͋o͖͔͓̯͖̍̑ͩͬͭ́u̖̅͑̾ͫn̢̈̅͋ͣͮ̈́g̲̈́̑̓ͥ̒̋ ̪̳̜̘̘̗͐͋͗̓ͣ̚ͅl͊̉ͯͨ͡a̡̪̪̪̰d̝͇̱͙̠̺̙y̱͆ͧ̓͡ ̮̤̠̲̩͔ͅs̷̟͉̥̘̮t̸͖̰͔͎̮̹͗̔ḁ̷̬ň̨̲̦̲̤̣̝ͧͣ̋ͧ̈̓d̙̣͕̟͍̜̀ͭ̂͗ͅs͖̩̟̜̮̓ͨ̐ͮ ̧̭̳̝͕̣͆ͮͮ͌͂ḭ̫̹̯̥̩n̪͇̣͔̈́ͨ͌̔̍ͤ͗͜ ̯̲̳̆ͬẖ́̉̽e̛̮͌̈́̂ͯ̌r̶̝͖͚̝͕͙̮ͥ̐͂͐̌ ̷̝̩̔̏ͯ̎b͎̻̻̯̩̼̂͒͐ͨͧͭḛ̼̋͊̍ͦ̌ͧ͒͞d͉̝̟͙̱̙̭͒̋r̝̫͐͂̇ͯͪ͊̚̕o̰̘͔̺͠ọ̱̰̄͆ͥ̾m̾̊ͭ̅͗͊̾.̺̳͎̺̅ ̡̘̭̫͉D̵͎̓̽͐ͫu̻͛ͪ͛̏̓̕e̗̯̋ ̰̞̝̥̟̦͓ͧ̓ț̵̮͉͍̹̥̱ͨ̒o̤̰͍̯̣͇ͮͬ͋̇̌͊͐ ̻̻̹ͮa̟̠̯̟̲̦ ̮̠͉̝͕̈́ͯ͋v̸̜̣͙͚ͫͥ̔̋ͪ̅i̍͐̎o̳̯̲͔̬͕̥ͤ͠l̴̜̖̩͒e͈̜̹͕̹ṋ͚͇̓̈̅̐̊̂t̨̠͇̯̠͇ ̫̳͑͛͗ͤ̌̚s̗̙̫̬̪̞͙ͨ̅ͣ̿́̚t̡̲̞̒̓̇͆̓̄ͮo̞̎ͫr̤͇̝͒͂ͮ̈͆̚͡m̟̲̘͖ͩ̆ͣ̏ͭ͠,͙̙ͨ̂̌ͫ̓̉́ ͕͍̮̅̄͗͗͂͢ͅh̭̞ͫ͑ͮ͒̃ͤ͘e̻̭̠͊r̵͉͓͇͙͓̮̣ͨͣ̒ ̰̃́͐̈ͨͪ̇h̸̬̱͇̘͚̩o͒̉̄́ͣ̅ͥ҉̫͎͕̱u͕͖̲̪̺̻͑ͨ͞s̜̱̝͆̏͋ͦ̚e̜̜̦͓̞͔͚̿̒͊ ̔̋̓҉͉͉̱h̤̖̋̔̈̆ͧ͝ḁ͎ͤ͑̐s̐̅̄̊͂ ͕̙̝̬͜j̜̻̱̬̱̟͛ŭ͠s̸̳̱t̄͢ ͓͍͖͉̹̙̯̔l̘̙̜͙̜̀o̘͚̻̺̦̥͎̓̍ͧͤ͂̚ṡ̲̞͕͑̄͠t͆̍͞ ̸̞̩̯̲͆p̳̮̈̈̒̊ͬ͠o̬̞̠͍̎ͨͩͣͮͥ́͝we̪̬͈͕ͬ̓ͦ͆ͬͤ͆̀r̻͔̓͒̾̌̂̇,̇̂̈҉̯̞͈̣ ̥ͮ̑̃ͬ͑ͥ̓a͙̝̤̦l҉̯͖͚o̐͝n̒̏͛̿̋ͥ̔g̬̥̞͍͓̻̜̊́ ̞̫̯͉̹̞͍̈́͆̋͂͢w̜̰̱ͮͥ͐͋̀ͪ̈͞i͖̰͕͙t͈̩̪͂̆̇͋̄͗͢h͈̜͑̃̃ͭͫͅ ̲̗͖̦͇̟̼̓ͥh͉e̡̬̪̫̣͍ͪ́̐͒͛͗r͌ ͚̗̺w͔̠̫̳͉ͩ͛͊ͅi͈͉͈̤͋̐̾͒̒ͦr̲̩̈͌ḛ̇l̫͇̬͖̫̣ͦ͗ͩ̍͗̒̕ͅe͑̐ͧ̉̅̑̊͟ṣ̼̆͐͐sͦͤ ̼͚͖͕̊̐̄́̉i̻͙͖͈̖͑ͦͦͨ̎̐ͅñ̖̙͔̩͖̮̩̉ť͎͍̗̼̟ͤ́ͫ̇͒̚ḙ̷̘͇̽ͬ̇̒̏r̝̩͙̈̏͋̈ṉ̻̩̝͖̠͍̍ͪ͆ͥe̜̦̫̞̤̱ͦ̄ͣ̓͒ͭ̈́ṱ̪̳̃̄̿̏͆ͦ̕ ̢̽̃̐͐c̄̂̐o̔̀ͬ̓̕n̡̯̝͉͖̠͈ͥ̔ͤͣ̃̌n̫̤̻̼̓ͮ̐̔̈́ͮͤͅe̔̄ͤ̽̋͆c̛̪͚̗̤̮̙̲t̩͚̞̻̪ͭ̇̆̋̾ͬ̾i̷̺o̟̯͕̠n̥̗̰͎͛ͫͫ͐͡.̺͔̗͕̈̊̋̎ ̸̖̞T̟̪͔̬͍ͨ́ͅh̠̙̤̻̦̝̉̄ͅiͣ̓̄̉ͣ̋ͯs͖̭̲ͅ ̭̜̼͍̊̃͢ḣ̷̝͔̈́ͥa̞̱̠̣ͨ͑ͫ͒̀͞s̟͖ͤ̇ͦͤ͢ ͔͍͓̰͓ͯ̓͆s̬͙e̢̖̲̻̭̼̱̼͑ͨ͐̒̑ͨ̆v̙̬͔͚͓̼͈ͨ̊̅̒e̫̺ͫ̾̋ͨ̊ř̡̤̤̱̼̜͔ͨͤ͑̍͋eͪ̀͋҉͕d ̜͚̦̏͌̾ͮ̃̔̃ͅͅh̳͉͚̆̃ͫ͡ẽ̬̜͚͔ͥͮ͋̔̚͟ͅr̡͉͍̖̓̿̎͗̀ ̶̼̪̳̃̃̿̀̽l̪̺̬̝̇ͬ̕i͇͓̪̰̘ͮ͟n̜͍̭̬̏͑̈́͜k̲̯̔ ̶̦̯̬̊̅ͧ̽tͤ̏͆ͣͯ̃õ̻̯̺̤ͩͥ̅̎̒ ̢̠͗ą̠̺͓̘̾̏͌ͥͮ̃̈́ ͭ͆̐̔҉͔̠͓̫͎̫ͅp̸ͪ̋̿̍͆ͤo̯̖̫͕ͫͯ̅̓̑̚ṗ̤̖̘̙̖̤̭̃͛̀̋u͇̻̩̺̼͢l̢̥̝͉̤͇̎ͩ̈̉̅a̶ͫ̔̄̓r̷͔͈̬͎͔̗̻ ̲̭͈̼̊ͨ̑͂̀̐v̳̺̖̺̼̠͘ͅi͚ͭ̒͡d̦̯̱̯̤͎͓e͇̝̹̙͚͒ͩ͐͛o̗͕̍̈́̒ͯ́ g̯̫̯̥ͧͣͮͯ̒a͓͓̥̤̗͖͌͒m̜ͤͥ̕e̵ͤ̽̀̀ͫ ̯ͦ̀s̷͎͙̤̊̒̚ͅh͢ȅ̬̲̰̣ͫͥ̾ͪ̍ ̒҉͕͎̼̙̪̯̣w̶̟̄̃ͨ̾̐͊̐a̦ͅs̱ ̗̟͇ͮͧͦ̋̀ͅp̬̱̻̋̉͛̽l͉͕ả̶͇̩̐̾y̶͓̱̪̫͓̻͓͒̑̊̀ͩͨi͙̍̓̄͌ǹ͆͗g̵͐͂̊ ͆w͚͕̚i̝̘̜͇͍ͬͤṯ͓̼̻̌̈̊ͬ́̀ͅh͚͇̋̐ͥ͠ ̧̝̉ͦͯ͒͑a͓̓ͩ̐ͦ ̸̲̞̦̦̹͉͆ỹ̹̻͎̦o̚͏ǘ̗̜ͯͮn̨̺͖͙̭͍̗͈͊̎̍g̶̩̻͌̊͐ͬ ̩̳̥̮ͭ̈́ͯͅm̜̤̗̗͓̭̤ả͊͋n̊ ̳̟͖͈̥͎͉a̢̖̳̺̲̒ͅt͇͉̦͋͗̃ͥ͆͊̈́ ͔͕̦͉̞̇ͪ͜ͅa̲̬̱̦͉͖ͨ͂ ̴̦̠̩c͠r̀̀͢ȉ̯̅ͯͦ̌ͤt̐̎͂̿ͣ͂̈҉̰̥̱̦̯̤i̝͓͙͚ͧ́̌̓͘c̢̳̩̠̉ͤ̐͊a̻̳͛̾ͣ͂͂͂ͯ͢l͍̗͔̽ͪ͊͗͌͠ͅ ̺̮̤̄ͫmͪ̇͛ͣ҉͖͇̖̱͓̘̥o͇͆ͣͮͤ͘m͔͙ͣ̾ͮͅe̗̲̱̜̣͂ͤ̿͛͆͡nͯt̟̣͚̟̜ͩ͂̃̏ͫ̚̚.̝͖̗̰̫



A young lady stands alone in her bedroom, a storm is brewing outside, thus your power has gone out and you’ll have to fix it, what will the name of this young lady be?

--> Esor Halfhair

Rose: finish dyeing your hair in the dark before going to fix the power. There's no way that could go wrong

Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your bed.





Yeah… You’re not going to do that.


Rose: finish dyeing your hair in the dark before going to fix the power. There's no way that could go wrong





You’ll need to turn the power back on ether way, since you wet your hair down to dye it.

Oh, that’s right. You John, Dave and Jade, are going to start playing SBURB today, you should see if he has the game yet.




TT: John, are you there?

TT: Appears not.


A sudden exclamation point appears next to Jade’s tag, meaning that the message was marked as important, you should see what happened.



gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering tentacleTherapist

GG: mark;IMPOSRTANT@TT

GG: rose! whatever you do do not play SBURB!

GG: don’t touch it, don’t even look at it! i’m sending a message to john and dave too!

>Get back to the comic already.




Oh, yeah.



You proceed to pound on the computer so it will work again.