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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:36:21 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 19, 2016 1:36:21 GMT
I feel like making a story. A story with bad art I guess. And with random people "choosing actions." So now I guess I'm doing this. I'll probably be focusing a bit more on story then art because story is fun. So buckle up, and prepare for a ride.
Ugh, where am I...?
Well, this isn't my bed, that's for sure.
...Is it?
Come to think of it, I can't recall anything...
Heh, must have had one hell of a night last night.
Whatever I did, it must have been totally worth it.
Hopefully.
So what now?
... >Instead of directly controlling the character, you are the voices inside of this man's head. You say things, he hears them in his head. You give him advice or pointers as where to go, he'll have a choice as to whether to listen or not. It'll probably work out. |
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:38:20 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on Apr 19, 2016 1:38:20 GMT
>Fucking murder some people
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:40:27 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 19, 2016 1:40:27 GMT
>Check under bed for useful items
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:42:03 GMT
Post by swampmist on Apr 19, 2016 1:42:03 GMT
>Bleat like a goat and shit on the bed
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:49:41 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 19, 2016 1:49:41 GMT
>Examine your surroundings. Particularly the window and door.
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 1:51:06 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 19, 2016 1:51:06 GMT
> REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 3:16:31 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 19, 2016 3:16:31 GMT
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 3:28:00 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 19, 2016 3:28:00 GMT
>KILL BLUE DAME
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 3:46:37 GMT
Post by Sharkalien on Apr 19, 2016 3:46:37 GMT
>OH NO, A GHOST! Bust it, quick!
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 5:33:17 GMT
Post by sawyer on Apr 19, 2016 5:33:17 GMT
> Take spoon to eyes.
> Do the gougey thing.
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 13:17:43 GMT
Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 19, 2016 13:17:43 GMT
> Since you don't have a name, can we just call you Topher or something? Green is pretty swell, too, but it hasn't grown on me yet and I'm too impatient to wait for it to do that.
> Also, don't murder. Flirt. People find flirting attractive. Especially if you flirt with pick-up lines.
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 15:44:48 GMT
via mobile
Post by swampmist on Apr 19, 2016 15:44:48 GMT
>Yeah, no, flirting is better. You can recruit her to murder other, less important people with you!
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 20:31:31 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 19, 2016 20:31:31 GMT
>Please do NOT kill anyone without cause. Polite communication works so much better.
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Green
Apr 19, 2016 20:55:35 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 19, 2016 20:55:35 GMT
>OH NO, A GHOST! Bust it, quick!Pretty sure that was just a regular girl.Sorry about that, you gave me a good scare there. >KILL BLUE DAMEMight be a bit difficult, given there are metal bars between us.>Please do NOT kill anyone without cause. Polite communication works so much better.>Also, don't murder. Flirt. People find flirting attractive. Especially if you flirt with pick-up lines.>Yeah, no, flirting is better. You can recruit her to murder other, less important people with you!Ok! Pick-up lines...pick-up lines...
Are you just going to look at me, or are you going to say something?> Take spoon to eyes.I shall gouge out my eyes! For nothing I see will be as beautiful as you. Aw, that's cute.> Do the gougey thing.Wait! Don't actually do that! Aw, sorry voice. Couldn't go all the way through.Why the hell did you do try and do that?A voice inside my head told me to.Huh, that's a new one.
Anyway, feel free to ignore these...voices if they tell you to do stuff you don't want to do.So they won't destroy my mind if I disobey them?Dude, you're hearing voices in your head.
You're mind's pretty far gone already.> Since you don't have a name, can we just call you Topher or something? Green is pretty swell, too, but it hasn't grown on me yet and I'm too impatient to wait for it to do that.Oh right, names.
Yeah, just call me Topher.
Has a nice ring to it.
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 0:18:27 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 20, 2016 0:18:27 GMT
> You are definitely not hearing voices inside your head.
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 0:49:26 GMT
Post by thezcmme on Apr 20, 2016 0:49:26 GMT
>Use spoon as a lock pick.
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imglasses
Your shit is wrecked
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 0:58:17 GMT
Post by imglasses on Apr 20, 2016 0:58:17 GMT
> Attempt to consume the blue girl
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 2:00:30 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 20, 2016 2:00:30 GMT
>HOW DID THE BLUE GIRL GET INSIDE? KILL THE WITCH.
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 2:24:25 GMT
Post by swampmist on Apr 20, 2016 2:24:25 GMT
>NO, RECRUIT THE WITCH! SHE WILL BE USEFUL FOR ESCAPING THIS PRISON, AND MURDERFICATING WHOEVER PUT YOU HERE!
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Post by BB on Apr 20, 2016 4:45:18 GMT
>HOW DID THE BLUE GIRL GET INSIDE? KILL THE WITCH. > Spoon the ghost Busting makes you feel good  |
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Green
Apr 20, 2016 13:23:05 GMT
Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 20, 2016 13:23:05 GMT
> Tell the blue chick from me to her: Look after Topher. He's important to The Plan.
> (We don't actually have a The Plan, but pretend that there might be one anyways and that you're important to it.)
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Green
Apr 21, 2016 0:58:27 GMT
Post by birdcat420 on Apr 21, 2016 0:58:27 GMT
>Sort out what the two of you remember and then begin to draft a The Plan
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Green
Apr 21, 2016 3:45:26 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 21, 2016 3:45:26 GMT
>Use spoon as a lock pick.Yeah, this place is pretty boring.
I'll talk with blue girl more after I get us out of here. Apparently it's locked from the outside.
Oh well, back to seducing blue girl. Done trying to pick the nonexistant lock?Yep.
Worth a shot.
You're existant, can I pick you?Haha, funny.Good, we're making progress.>Attempt to consume the blue girlUh, how to flirt with this...
I want you to be mine so much, I'd consume you so you'd be mine forever!Ok, ok.
Enough of that.>HOW DID THE BLUE GIRL GET INSIDE? KILL THE WITCH.You bring up a fair point..
How did she get inside?
So, uh, you were just outside.
And now you're inside.I'm what most people call, magical.
I have some short-range teleportation skills.
And some other cool stuff.>NO, RECRUIT THE WITCH! SHE WILL BE USEFUL FOR ESCAPING THIS PRISON, AND MURDERFICATING WHOEVER PUT YOU HERE!Great, that'll be perfect for us to escape together.I don't know.
You are hearing voices in your head..> You are definitely not hearing voices inside your head.Not really, I just wanted you to know how crazy I am for you.You have a weird way of showing that.
But it's obvious you're still hearing voices in your head.It was worth a shot.> Tell the blue chick from me to her: Look after Topher. He's important to The Plan.One of the voices told me to tell you to look after me because I'm important to some plan.Well, why else would I be here?>Sort out what the two of you remember and then begin to draft a The PlanOk, seems like she knows what's happening.
And, you know, remembers something.
I guess I'll try to indirectly find out what's going on.
So you must be here because of me.Yep.
Was assigned to monitor you and see how you do.What part of The Plan will you be monitoring?Escaping, of course.
Just remember that I can't physically help you.
I can give you pointers and advice though.So The Plan involves me escaping this jail.
And if I escape this jail perfectly...
I bet that'll earn some major points for her!> Spoon the ghost You can take this spoon then.
Don't want it to be too easy for me, right?
It'll still be a breeze though, just watch.Alright, cool.
I'm gonna phase out then.
Looks like you have a visitor. HEY YOU.
YEAH YOU.
TIME TO EAT FOOD MAGGOT.
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Green
Apr 21, 2016 4:07:00 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 21, 2016 4:07:00 GMT
> Ask the guard what kind of jail you are in, and where this jail is located.
> Oh, and ask him why you are in jail in the first place.
> You should probably know that we voices have no more information about the situation than you. Also, some of are suggestions are jokes among ourselves.
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Green
Apr 21, 2016 14:58:15 GMT
Post by BB on Apr 21, 2016 14:58:15 GMT
ACTIVATE PUNCH MAGIC
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