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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 17, 2016 23:41:20 GMT
> Discuss Poland's newest space program.You are about to start a conversation about space, when you are interrupted by a rather girlish scream. ==========>You then witness your brother getting stabbed by a rather odd-looking Austria. AMERICA: GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE FREAK!!!!!! AUSTRIA: ... RUSSIA: hmm, maybe is just vodka, but is evil nazi stabby stab fatass??? NETHERLANDS: ehehehe, wh4t i2 hel i2 g0ing 0ver d44r, en why 4ustri4 be 2pe4king purper??? purper i2 ugly! SWITZERLAND: Am not feeling s+ronkly about +his either way.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Nov 18, 2016 8:13:29 GMT
>USA: Strife! You are a nuclear superpower, after all.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Nov 18, 2016 23:49:49 GMT
>USA: Strife! You are a nuclear superpower, after all. >Russia: Flip your shit at USA strifing and strife at nothing in particular to make sure nobody forgets you
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 19, 2016 14:17:40 GMT
>Canada: Bop austria off of america
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 19, 2016 22:27:32 GMT
> USA: Strife! You are a nuclear superpower, after all. > Russia: Flip your shit at USA strifing and strife at nothing in particular to make sure nobody forgets you > Canada: Bop austria off of americaYou jump over the table and attempt to pull Austria off of America. This results in a knife to the face. It's a good thing that your skull is ridiculously thick from getting concussions from a puck for more than 100 years. You do the logical thing and defenestrate him through the window, which was already shattered from a badly aimed nuke. Meanwhile, Russia is assaulting the turkey.
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Post by f on Nov 19, 2016 23:06:14 GMT
>remove knife from head and examine the knife
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Post by Archindale on Nov 19, 2016 23:36:54 GMT
> Use the knife to cut the turkey
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 20, 2016 1:02:08 GMT
>Canada: Acquire knife.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Nov 20, 2016 2:23:09 GMT
>Canada: Notice a meteor in the sky.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 21, 2016 1:37:20 GMT
> Canada: Notice a meteor in the sky.You see a tiny speck in the sky. You assume that it will burn in the atmosphere, and decide to completely forget about it. > remove knife from head and examine the knife > Canada: Acquire knife. > Use the knife to cut the turkeyYou remove the knife. Upon examination, it appears to be an ordinary kitchen knife. Alas, you cannot cut the turkey, for Russia has eaten the entire thing, bones and all. It occurs to you that you should probably call an ambulance, mostly because America is starting to bleed all over the carpet.
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Post by randomwriter on Nov 21, 2016 1:52:55 GMT
>Feed Murica a burger
>Watch as he is fully restored
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Post by solidvaporizer on Nov 21, 2016 2:01:22 GMT
>Poland: Flip out nevertheless.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 21, 2016 13:20:23 GMT
>Canada: CALL DER AMBELAMPS
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 22, 2016 3:48:34 GMT
> Poland: Flip out nevertheless.Unfortunately, Poland is dead. > Feed Murica a burger > Watch as he is fully restored > Canada: CALL DER AMBELAMPSYou don't have any fast food on you, so you settle for waiting for the ambulance. Germany returns from the bathroom, and is very confused by this scene. AMERICA: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CRAZY!!! WHY THE HELL DID THAT NAZI STAB ME IN THE MCGUT™NETHERLANDS: ..why w42 002tenrijk h4ving the weird eye2?RUSSIA: am hungry.SWITZERLAND: Am still neu+ral. GERMANY: Was?
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Post by aspendragon on Nov 22, 2016 4:02:14 GMT
>Get the ambulance to get here faster
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Post by solidvaporizer on Nov 22, 2016 10:14:30 GMT
>Germany: Look at Poland's corpse and realize that the entirety of the timeline is doomed because you just lost the space player.
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Post by lol on Nov 22, 2016 19:54:37 GMT
Eat america
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 22, 2016 22:02:11 GMT
Canada: Inspect that austria is breaking apart.
Canada: Suddenly flip out because 1. Poland is dead. and 2. THAT CAN'T BE AUSTRIA.
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Post by FG on Nov 22, 2016 23:30:56 GMT
>Notice the same meteor that you sighted before coming closer to earth.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 24, 2016 0:03:45 GMT
> Canada: Inspect that austria is breaking apart. > Notice the same meteor that you sighted before coming closer to earth. > Canada: Suddenly flip out because 1. Poland is dead. and 2. THAT CAN'T BE AUSTRIA.You peer out of the broken window. The first thing you notice is the space rock getting closer. The second thing you notice is that OH SHIT POLAND'S DEAD AND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO AUSTRIA??? CANADA: HOLY MOOSE GENITALS! AMERICA: WHOA, DON'T YELL SO LOUDLY. CANADA: Sorry. GERMANY: What Yuo Be Observing? CANADA: Poland's dead, and Austria looks really freaky! NETHERLANDS: ...0h n0... SWITZERLAND: Am s+ill very neu+ral GERMANY: Oh. Anyone Hat Die Rekord? RUSSIA: rossiya has it GERMANY: Gib. RUSSIA: nyet, only if yuo gib GERMANY: Gib What? RUSSIA: am ne knowings GERMANY: Nevermind. I Be Absteigend To Deal With Österreich. GERMANY: If Yuo Be Nicht In Der Europäischen Union, Yuo Stay Out-
==========>GERMANY: Was Zum Teufel? GERMANY?: Oops.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 24, 2016 7:32:04 GMT
>America: wonder where UK is
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Post by ahgsfds on Nov 24, 2016 22:29:12 GMT
>Canada: Call Serbia. Maybe he will know what to do with this “Austria”.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 26, 2016 19:13:37 GMT
> America: wonder where UK isThat old codger? You have no fucking clue. > Canada: Call Serbia. Maybe he will know what to do with this “Austria”.Right, call the insane, genocidal, kebab-removing dude who would rather cut throats than have an actual conversation. No thank you. Besides, you have to deal with the fact that there are TWO GERMANYS right now. GERMANY: Explain Yourself Plox. GERMANY?: Am Be Timeytraveler Ja, From 2 Days Aus der Future. GERMANY: But How? FUTURE GERMANY: Es Ist Complicated, Very Much So. Kann Nicht Explain, Many Paradoxen.AMERICA: UM, WHAT THE FUCK? I LOOKED AWAY FOR LITERATELY ONE SECOND, AND NOW THERE ARE TWO OF YOU??? US OF A: ALSO, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN WEARING, GERMANY ON THE LEFT? THAT HEADSET LOOKS LIKE SOME OLD CLOCKMAKER TRIED TO MAKE A FUTURISTIC PROP FOR A SHITTY LIVE-ACTION SCI-FI MOVIE, AND THE ONLY THING HE HAD AT HIS DISPOSAL WAS TWELVE GALLONS OF SHINY PAINT AND OLD CLOCK PARTS.CANADA: Statesy, what are you even trying to say?MURICA: I'M SAYING IT LOOK FUCKING AWESOME. JEEZ CANADA, I WAS JUST TRYING TO COMPLIMENT LEFT GERMANY.CANADA: Sorry.NETHERLAND: left germ4ny with n0ne reich?FUTURE GERMANY: Danke?SWITZERLAND: +his be too verrückt for me. Bye.RUSSIA: Am leave too, ran of out vodkaGERMANY: Uh, Why Yuo Kommen Here Other Me? FUTURE GERMANY: Am Not Supposed To Be Here Yet. GERMANY: Then Why- FUTURE GERMANY: Because Am Not Actually Future Germany. GERMANY: Was!?!? ==========>: I can explain.
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Post by ahgsfds on Dec 2, 2016 19:54:35 GMT
>Germany: Demand explanations. On everything.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Dec 4, 2016 1:43:44 GMT
> Germany: Demand explanations. On everything.NETHERLANDS: 4m n0t en0ugh high v00r dis!! THE GREATEST GODDAMN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, YOU DEMONIC LOOKING KRAUT IMPOSTER, OR I'LL DROP THIS FUCKING NUKE ON YOU. CANADA: Um bro, maybe that's a bit harsh? I mean, I'm as wary of this weirdo as you, but please don't level the building? GERMANY: Explain Plox, Before The Fat Arschloch Makes Us All Go Kaputt. ???: The best way I can do this is by showing you... ==========>==========>Oh, now we're back to this slightly intimidating Austria. Perhaps we can follow another resident of this timeline. Ru*()&s9)ss!a er90r0: data n0% fo#%: ??? Germany C.HIИ@&*A*# @#!Ω1B@&E
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