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Post by DS Piron on May 28, 2016 15:35:04 GMT
< The illuminati. Because that is totally a nation or large enough group of people to be countable as a nation for the purposes of this story.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on May 29, 2016 14:08:47 GMT
> South Korea > North Japan, the lost nation. > The Internet < The illuminati... Se riou sly? ==========>==========>Who's this?
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Post by DS Piron on May 29, 2016 16:12:21 GMT
> I don't want to be Hungary. Next.
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Post by Neptz on May 29, 2016 20:15:02 GMT
>HungEry.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on May 30, 2016 16:33:35 GMT
> HungEry.> Try again.> Examine room.Your name is MAGYARORSZĂG, but HUNGARY is a lot more pronounceable to foreigners. There are various TROPHIES and WEAPONS placed around your room. You are an ACCOMPLISHED DUELIST, and are proud to be part of a long bloodline of CONQUERORS. You absolutely ADORE GOULASH, and would eat ANYTHING if it had PAPRIKA on it. Many countries consider you the BLACK SHEEP of EUROPE, probably due to your MONGOL HERITAGE. What will you do?
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FuzzyWish
Nipper Cadet
mobius trip and hadron kaleido garbage
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Post by FuzzyWish on May 30, 2016 17:28:06 GMT
> Swing sword around violently!
> Also, examine pretty flower.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 19:04:18 GMT
>examine bookshelf
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 1, 2016 1:22:50 GMT
> Swing sword around violently!==========>MAGYAR STRONK! You strike a heroic pose instead, to avoid accidentally getting your cutlass stuck in the wall or something. > Also, examine pretty flower.Netherlands gave it as an apology gift for an incident involving dead bodies, itching powder, and seagulls. > examine bookshelfLet's see.. You got that trophy at a contest a long time ago. Same with the medal and ribbon. Most of the books are Austria's, and the majority of them are about psychology. There is also a worn copy of Lolita and some political writings.
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 1, 2016 1:45:45 GMT
>Ponder feelings on Russia and Germany.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 2, 2016 2:39:28 GMT
> Ponder feelings on Russia and Germany.You're mainly.. concerned about Germany. It's easy to tell something's bothering him, and with his short temper you're worried a small incident could snowball into WW III. At least he has his friends supporting him. You should hate Russia. He's done horrible things, stuff that could get you on death row or at least a life sentence. However, the only emotions you really have toward him is mild dislike and a weird sort of pity. Feelings are complicated.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 4, 2016 16:22:57 GMT
==========>Who's that at the door? ==========>==========>HOLY SHIT
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Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 4, 2016 16:38:28 GMT
>Quickly, message your friends/crushes for help!
>Or message Russia, seeing as he's strong enough to help.
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 4, 2016 16:55:51 GMT
>Quickly, message your friends/crushes for help! >Or message Russia, seeing as he's strong enough to help. > REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE FROM A LONG BLOODLINE OF CONQUERORS! >> Contact help, 911, your friends, any one. every one. Then block the door, arm yourself, and prepare to go down fighting. If it's going to get you, you are not going to let it be easy.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 5, 2016 3:28:44 GMT
> Quickly, message your friends/crushes for help! > Or message Russia, seeing as he's strong enough to help. > REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE FROM A LONG BLOODLINE OF CONQUERORS! > Contact help, 911, your friends, any one. every one. Then block the door, arm yourself, and prepare to go down fighting. If it's going to get you, you are not going to let it be easy.
You gather your swords, and message your neighbor. -- horriblyIrrelevant [HI] began pestering abstentiousTherapist [AT] -- HI: halp HI: there be a bird cat dragon thing outszide my door that looksz vaguely like japan HI: i don't think it meansz well AT: What the fuck Hungary AT: -t's a-most m-gn-ght. HI: then why are you up AT: Chatt-ng w-th Sw-zter-and. HI: juszt be open your door and look down the hall AT: F-ne. AT: - don't see anything. AT: -f th-s -s a tr-ck, -t's not very funny. HI: maybe you're looking in the wrong direction AT: Oh. AT: - see the b-rd cat dragon th-ng that -ooks vague-y --ke Japan. AT: So what do you want me to do? HI: disztract it. AT: Are you sure th-s -s a good -dea? AT: -t -ooks dangerous. HI: no HI: on three HI: do szomething AT: --ke what? HI: chuck a book at it? AT: Sure. ==========>==========>==========>==========>==========>Your name is Japan, and you have no idea where you are.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 5, 2016 3:38:18 GMT
>Look around.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 5, 2016 18:31:38 GMT
> Look around.You are be floating in some sort of hellish wasteland. There appears to be someone over in that direction. You approach them. ==========>What the fuck.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2016 22:02:30 GMT
>KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 6, 2016 4:03:26 GMT
>Mutually try kill each other with fire.
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Post by DS Piron on Jun 6, 2016 4:45:13 GMT
> Try to calmly ask her what the **** happened to her.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 6, 2016 22:21:17 GMT
>Kill each other with fire, but don't kill yourself and play dead
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 8, 2016 3:05:23 GMT
> KILL IT WITH FIRE > Mutually try kill each other with fire. > Kill each other with fire, but don't kill yourself and play deadSuddenly, you want to set that thing on fire. That seems quite impulsive, like something Indonesia would do. ... Why does that name feel so.. important? > Try to calmly ask her what the **** happened to her.JAPAN: uh JAPAN: ... JAPAN: so what happened to you? JAPAN: ... JAPAN: ..not very talkative are you? >:? JAPAN: ... JAPAN: wait a minute. JAPAN: this is an sburb session isn't it? JAPAN: so that means you are probably one of my doomed selves JAPAN: ...yes. JAPAN: then, like i said, what happened to you? JAPAN: ...it's a long story. JAPAN: okay JAPAN: but how am i seeing you? JAPAN: i mean JAPAN: i don't recall making a deal with G'lbgolyb to get horrorterrors to blow dream bubbles JAPAN: and this definitely doesn't look like derse or prospit to me JAPAN: ...let's just say.... JAPAN: ...this session isn't... JAPAN: ...quite normal. JAPAN: okay JAPAN: so tell me your long story. JAPAN: ...someone or something was killing the players in our session... JAPAN: ...but all of the bodies had two things in common.... JAPAN: ...they all had red eyes... JAPAN: ...and they all were arranged to look like the murders were committed by me. JAPAN: D: JAPAN: then what?JAPAN: ...they drew the logical conclusions. JAPAN: ...i fled to the land of hills and trees... JAPAN: ...switzerland's planet... JAPAN: ...JAPAN: then what?JAPAN: ...i was betrayedJAPAN: JAPAN: ...by none other than switzerland themself.JAPAN: but why would they do that?JAPAN: ...because switzerland is basically germany on steroids?... JAPAN: ...i don't know :/.JAPAN: what happened after?JAPAN: ...they wanted to execute me... JAPAN: ...but i wouldn't let that happen... JAPAN: ...so i killed myself.JAPAN: D:JAPAN: ...but as my soul faded away... JAPAN: ...a demon offered me a deal...JAPAN: JAPAN: ...my continued existence... ==========>JAPAN: ...in exchange for your life. JAPAN: !
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Post by Neptz on Jun 8, 2016 16:05:11 GMT
>Wow, edgy. Like, just use nippon steel folded over a thousand times on it.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 8, 2016 16:25:59 GMT
>Japan: Avoid being cut by that neko edge. Actually, just avoid being cut by your edgy, greedy, doomed self.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 10, 2016 3:13:28 GMT
> Wow, edgy. Like, just use nippon steel folded over a thousand times on it. > Japan: Avoid being cut by that neko edge. Actually, just avoid being cut by your edgy, greedy, doomed self.==========>hisssssssFLARPING MODE ENGAGED. The Imposter stands in your way. PASSIVE ABILITY ACTIVE- Typoon Temper- +25% MANA every turn. HEALTH 100/100 MANA 150%ACTIONS- Attack Spell Flee ITEMS- Kawaii Cat Ears- +5% DEFENSEKawaii Cat Tail- +5% SPEEDNippon Steel Folded Over 1000x Times- Deals 50 DAMAGEABILITIES- Soul Shatter- Costs 50% MANABlood Moon- Costs 25 HEALTHProphesy- Costs 10% MANAE cl ip se- Costs 10% MANAClaws of the Light- Costs 5% MANAClaws of the Dark- Costs 5% MANA
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 10, 2016 16:05:14 GMT
>Use nippon steel right away
> Or flee. There's a flee option, see if you can abscond out of your edgy doomed self's mindscape right away
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