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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 10, 2016 18:23:03 GMT
>Use nippon steel right away > Or flee. There's a flee option, see if you can abscond out of your edgy doomed self's mindscape right away These are probably the best options. Seconded
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 11, 2016 2:23:02 GMT
> Use nippon steel right away > Or flee. There's a flee option, see if you can abscond out of your edgy doomed self's mindscape right awayYou try and use it, but it just breaks. You feel like you should probably use one of your abilities before attacking.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 12, 2016 3:56:40 GMT
==========>Suddenly, you are America.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 12, 2016 4:37:17 GMT
>Show us your array of sick biznasty guns. >Hide manga. No one can know. At least not yet.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 12, 2016 19:04:55 GMT
> Show us your array of sick biznasty guns.This is what you carry normally. > Hide manga. No one can know. At least not yet.It's already locked away at home.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 12, 2016 19:27:47 GMT
>Go read Homestuck. Whatever that is.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 13, 2016 2:20:53 GMT
>ONE OF THE LADIES WHO LOVES YOU IS IN DANGER.
>Grab shades.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 14, 2016 3:04:49 GMT
> Go read Homestuck. Whatever that is.You would, but the website is down. > ONE OF THE LADIES WHO LOVES YOU IS IN DANGER. > Grab shades.Suddenly, you feel like you should check on Japan for some reason. You look for your shades, but then you realize you are already wearing them. -- avianBeliever [AB] began pestering kawaiiJujutsu [KJ] --
AB: JAPAN AB: JAPAN AB: JAPAN AB: HEEEEEEELLOOOOOOO AB: I GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE THEN. AB: THE WEBSITE YOU LINKED TO IS BROKEN. AB: I'LL STOP BOTHERING YOU NOW. -- avianBeliever [AB] ceased pestering kawaiiJujutsu [KJ] --
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 14, 2016 3:07:35 GMT
>Prepare OMEGA FREEDOM LIBERATING EAGLE OF JUSTICE Transformation
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 14, 2016 9:19:43 GMT
>Prepare OMEGA FREEDOM LIBERATING EAGLE OF JUSTICE Transformation By which you mean "Find your controversy hat" and wear it
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 15, 2016 3:17:25 GMT
> Prepare OMEGA FREEDOM LIBERATING EAGLE OF JUSTICE TransformationNo need to do anything drastic, Japan's probably working on a robot or something. ==========>After all, how much trouble can a cute kawaii girl get into?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 15, 2016 4:49:10 GMT
>Go shoot something. Twice a day never hurts!
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 16, 2016 2:54:14 GMT
> Go shoot something. Twice a day never hurts!You fire at a crow. BANG ==========>WHUMP ==========>Now you have a dead crow on your head.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 16, 2016 5:42:03 GMT
>Meh. At least it wasn't an eagle. >Mount crow on wall
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 16, 2016 19:48:13 GMT
>Give crow a heroic send-off with the GRENADE
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 18, 2016 3:23:55 GMT
> Meh. At least it wasn't an eagle. > Mount crow on wall > Give crow a heroic send-off with the GRENADEYou mount the crow. ==========>*BADLY DRAWN EXPLOSION* ==========>And now for someone completely different. Who's this guy?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 18, 2016 4:14:52 GMT
>Plusle, Minum's other half. >The Red Cross Foundation
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 18, 2016 7:26:55 GMT
>Switzerland
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 18, 2016 16:42:07 GMT
> Plusle, Minum's other half.No. > Try again.Ok. > Examine room.Your name is SWITZERLAND. There are piles of GOLD stacked against your walls. You are RICH AS FUCK, being the owner of a CHOCOLATE COMPANY, and in control of all of the BANKS in EUROPE. You like ARCHERY. You used to have an interest in MEDICINE, however you have decided to focus on your COMPANY instead. You are good friends with JAPAN, as both of you like HOMESTUCK and SHIPPING. You are NEUTRAL in most things, as that is part of your secret plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. You have a book of BLACKMAIL MATERIAL to speed the process along. You estimate it to be about 11:48:01.6950530450 pm. What will you do?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 18, 2016 16:50:30 GMT
>Make it rain with gold bars.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 18, 2016 18:18:23 GMT
>Do the video game at once
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 15:31:22 GMT
>Get into SBURB/Whatever variant you have of it.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 19, 2016 22:12:50 GMT
> Make it rain with gold bars.That's just silly. > Do the video game at once > Get into SBURB/Whatever variant you have of it.Your version of Doc Scratch suggests you do not start Sbird yet. At least that's who Mr. Oil Slick claims to be. My name is not Mr. Oil Slick, asshole. SA: Sorry, I did no+ realize you were reading my mind. SA: You know how +his conversa+ion is going +o go. Yes. SA: So why don'+ you jus+ spare everyone +he pain of reading long pes+erlogs and jus+ do an infodump? If you wish. As an alternate version of Doc Scratch, I should be nearly omniscient. Except that I am in whatever the eldritch abomination version of jail is. Obviously, all of the proper precautions have been taken. Most of my first guardian powers are limited at the moment. Including my omniscience. However, I remember many things from the brief period of time I had it.. Including what a clusterfuck this session is. So, the deal is, I can help you defeat my captor, who threatens your chances of winning. The best way to do this is to follow my instructions to the letter. And no, I'm not going to bring L[insert rapidly flashing cue balls here]rd English into this. For all intents and purposes, consider him dead and irrelevant to the plot. SA: How do I know +ha+ you aren'+ going +o go back on your word? Because I'm not a manipulative bastard like the other Scratches? I think Lord English is an idiot too, if that changes anything. SA: Le+ me +hink about i+.
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Post by thoran on Jun 19, 2016 23:55:06 GMT
(Holy shit squeeee a update) >Don't listen to him? Just start it already? [I'm on to you.]
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 21, 2016 2:27:09 GMT
> Don't listen to him? Just start it already?But what if that causes a doomed timeline? Or maybe not starting the game right now causes bad shit?
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