FuzzyWish
Nipper Cadet
mobius trip and hadron kaleido garbage
Posts: 79
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by FuzzyWish on Jun 29, 2016 21:00:32 GMT
>Press F to pay respects, you're a PC person. ---------------- ((This can probbably escape from the cradle now, I think)) Seconded. Yeah, I think it can too. Set it free.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 29, 2016 23:50:58 GMT
> PRESS X TO PAY RESPECTS > Press F to pay respects, you're a PC person.You pull out a TULIP (fame, flower emblem of Holland) from your book and identify the one on top as a badly drawn STRIPED CARNATION (no, refusal, wish i could be with you). A demon decides to make its presence known to you.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 30, 2016 2:29:09 GMT
>Converse with demon
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Post by Neptz on Jun 30, 2016 3:46:01 GMT
I second this course of action.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 30, 2016 20:32:57 GMT
> Converse with demonThe demon says that there's a new guy in town killing things left and right, which happens to be a valid reason to be hiding behind a gravestone.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 30, 2016 20:39:53 GMT
>If he's a demon is he not immortal? He is doomed to damnation, so he'd return to the Underworld, no?
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 1, 2016 3:52:10 GMT
> If he's a demon is he not immortal? He is doomed to damnation, so he'd return to the Underworld, no?He explains that "demon" is to "Asian" as "hellish creatures created only to torment souls" is to "Japanese". So no, he's not immortal.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 1, 2016 7:10:18 GMT
>Demand exposition on the new guy.
>Exposit on the events of your own timeline
>Exposit about life, the universe, and everything
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 1, 2016 7:46:19 GMT
>Demand exposition on the new guy. >Exposit on the events of your own timeline >Exposit about life, the universe, and everything Seconded
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 1, 2016 16:24:44 GMT
> Demand exposition on the new guy.He says he's a trafling, a race that happens to look like Demons, sound like Demons, and sometimes act like Demons, but are considered demons, not Demons due to the lack of red eyes and immortality. > Exposit on the events of your own timelineA lot of things happened, including an almost nuclear war, zombies, the iPhone 8, America killing the Anti-Anti-Anti-Christ, China getting teleporty powers, a green sun, a wolf eating Italy's face, Russia somehow dying to bad tacos, the frog rebellion, a rogue AI, curb stomping puppies, Sheriff Suriname becoming the sun, Germany going reich again, the sea level rising, a lot of island countries drowning, and everything being fucked up in general. Oh, and the meese. Awful hybrids of Canadian geese and mooses. > Exposit about life, the universe, and everythingYou're having trouble picking a topic to exposit about. Reproduction of countries or anatomy?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 1, 2016 20:58:08 GMT
>Reproduction
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 5, 2016 1:58:09 GMT
> ReproductionIn order to even broach the topic of reproduction, first we must delve into romance. Like trolls, countries have different forms of romance, although only one of them is really considered romance romance. Just for reference, consider them to be roughly equivalent to matespritship, kismesissitude and moirallegence. ==========>Here's a shitty drawing of the three types of romance. <3⊰3X3 Which corner shall you examine first?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 5, 2016 2:07:32 GMT
>Red romance/romance romance
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 6, 2016 4:23:24 GMT
> Red romance/romance romanceRed romance is exactly the same for countries as it is for trolls and humans. What, did you expect some fancy explanation? Instead you get this picture. Which one is next? ⊰3X3
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 4:42:14 GMT
>Black Romance
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 6, 2016 10:26:03 GMT
> Up-Up-Left-Right-Down-Square-Circle to reveal hidden fifth romance
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 6, 2016 18:55:18 GMT
> Black RomanceBlack pairings are called RIVALRIES. However, it has a rather unfortunate reputation, to the point where it is actively supressed. The reason why is because of many past incidents of countries using it as an excuse to rape or abuse weaker clays. ⊰3> Pale romancePale pairings are called ALLIANCES. Although it doesn't have a terrible stigma like rivalries, it's a lot more obscure, and is considered more like a really strong friendship than a real romance. > Up-Up-Left-Right-Down-Square-Circle to reveal hidden fifth romanceFifth romance? Do you mean the hidden three subromances? Here's a brief explanation of them. {3 = i don't know whether we're friends or something else ⊱<3 = i like talking to you but i still hate you ε> = i hate you but i love you
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 6, 2016 21:52:32 GMT
>Grey triangle: Exposit yourself
>Quick lets be one of the characters again instead
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 21:54:58 GMT
>Proceed to COUNTRY REPRODUCTION
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 6, 2016 22:55:44 GMT
> Grey triangle: Exposit yourselfThat is the apathy triangle. The farther away on the chart, the stronger the feelings. > Proceed to COUNTRY REPRODUCTIONChoose. SEXUAL REPRODUCTION ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION NECROSEXUAL REPRODUCTION
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 23:09:08 GMT
>Sexual Reproduction
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 8, 2016 2:48:33 GMT
> Sexual ReproductionMost species reproduce in pairs, of one male and one female. However, countries can reproduce with a lot more than just two. ==========>Countries can also change sex (not gender) at will, over a long period of time. Intersex individuals do not usually have this ability. Polygamy is an accepted practice as well, and incest is disturbingly common. ==========>This fucks up family trees quite a bit. ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION NECROSEXUAL REPRODUCTION
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 8, 2016 3:05:38 GMT
>NECROSEXUAL
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 8, 2016 19:37:33 GMT
> NECROSEXUALWhen a country dies, they break apart into their territories, called clays. Each clay carries the memories of the decreased, and lacks a personality. ==========>The clays either get eaten by another country, or enough gather to form a new individual. ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION > ASEXUAL REPRODUCTIONNew countries grow off of existing ones. This method usually results in genetically different offspring for some reason. We can either go onto anatomy, or be someone else.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 8, 2016 21:20:26 GMT
>Anatomy
(This segment is surprisingly interesting)
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