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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 19, 2018 18:25:35 GMT
Supreme Leader Isaac of Antarctica Trade for more resources that we have no means of producing ourselves? That sounds like an excellent idea. Antarctica accepts the trade deal from Tasmania, offering fish in exchange for the wine.
Also, Antarctica spends 5 tons of cooked fish on building a seawater engine to produce power using the designs learned from the Netherlands. Now we can generate electricity during the dark season too!
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Post by Great Leader on Oct 20, 2018 0:56:53 GMT
Great Leader of China Spend 10 tons of Peking Duck on improving Peking Duck. Spend 2 tons of Peking Duck, 2 tons of Ultra-Rice and 2 tons of Ultra-Pancakes on holding an Asia wide diplomatic summit. Discuss our shared values of tradition, the recent tensions in the world, security and stability of the region, caring for the People and possible trade deals.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 22, 2018 4:09:38 GMT
Leader Nothing of Greece-
>Time to start phase one of operation "Take over the entire world starting with the surrounding nations and then eventually the rest of the world as said in the beginning of this name and also think of a better name for this operation later."
>Start sending troops into Turkey and Bulgaria in small hopefully undetectable groups to set up camps. They can't risk being detected so they have to go on foot.
>Put all 10 Upgraded Gyro Tons into stockpiling the spice that makes them so good, for sending to Liechtenstein next round.
>Start looking for the most tactically intelligent soldier to lead a soon to come water-based navy, wielding the mystical Trident.
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Post by golderino on Oct 22, 2018 16:55:06 GMT
Economy: Laugh and transfer production to this new, fancy variety. Also, eat some of the new Finnballs + lingonberries, to see how it tastes.
Diplomacy: Reassure the United States that this is again merely an alliance for the furthering of meat-lovers the world across. Ramp up Animal Style burger advertising a bit, just to make them happy.
Technology: 10 Finnballs on creating laser weaponry usable by infantry.
5 Finnballs on upsizing the laser cannons, this time intended for use on ships and other such things.
Also, attempt to create laser tanks.
Intelligence Nothing here, just have the Supo keep me abreast of any threats to national security or global stability.
Military Implement the improved targeting systems into our laser-based air force.
Encourage the Ski Infantry Division's training efforts. Step up advertising by pointing out that new recruits get to learn how to use freaking laser beams.
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Post by solarenergizer on Oct 23, 2018 19:43:51 GMT
> Heavenly Empress Paloma of Spain: Rise Up
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Post by telaxius on Oct 25, 2018 7:02:07 GMT
Danny, grand-master of the Netherlands Excellent, time to make my command over the Benelux official and public. I also order the construction of a top secret bunker/shelter underneath the Veluwe. For my next step in destroying Neptune I order the construction of a bomb capable of completely disrupting a planetary core, and will spend 4 tons of super-hutspot Finally I order research into a submarine that can dive deeper and longer than all of the of the previous ones I can look for Atlantis as well as explore the Mariana Trench, after all you need to know your enemy You've made it public. It seems like your complete control over it is kind of controversial. You build a bunker for 6 Super-Hutspot. Most of it goes into keeping everyone involved quiet. Your Astro-research team looks a little exasperated. They say they'll try. Your Aqua-research team seems a lot less stressed, and for 7 Super-Hutspot they've developed a new submarine which can explain the abyssal depths of the ocean. > Luigi's name is a pun on "ruiji", which means similar in japanese, because of how similar Mario and Luigi look. Now for my trivia question: According to Maori mythology, what is the origin of dogs ? > Using the stone you already have, try to build a long-range gemstone detector that can track whatever signals the magic gemstones emit. Spend at least 30 umus on this.
> Send a rocket with another exploration team and one of these underwater city domes to Makemake and repurpose the dome as a base. Set up a yam farm on the base for food as well as a spatial center to be able to launch rockets directly from there so you can explore further. Also take the detector to see where are the gemstones that are in space. > Speaking of underwater domes, explore some more of the seafloor with your submarines looking for flat areas and create more underwater cities around Easter Island on said flat areas (not more than 5 as off now though).
Mario, not really knowing much about Maori mythology, kind of shrugs. He's promptly declared the loser of this Trivia Battle, and your mages take advantage of this and quickly throw him against a nearby wall. He seems dead upon impact, and a very strange sound fills the air, like a small jingle. Anyway, you've gained the Firestone. Your locator is most definitely effective, but you really only needed to do 10 Umu, so I'll only cost you that. After sending the locator and a modified underwater dome to Make-Make. This will actually take a while to get there, roughly 2 turns, so you'll get the results of the locator and some updates on the colony later. You establish 5 more cities for the cost of 10 Umu. Godking, currently residing in Tasmania Spend some more wine on attempting to make the wireless power 'encrypted' - or at least able to detect if and where it is being siphoned as a countermeasure. For example, making it transmit power in both AC/DC, make the transmitter/receiver work in both separately and subsequently fry a receiver if it gets AC when primed for DC and vice versa, and send an encrypted message beforehand of when to swap from AC/DC first to let it predict the pattern and not fry itself. Expand the counter-spy network, aiming for 'active defence' in regions where tensions are obviously rising, which are currently Brazil and Europe. Vehemently deny that it's branching out into a proper spy agency to James and any other advisors he's hired. And if there's any more wine left over, spend some on some attempts to miniaturise the fusion reactor. The scientists like your idea, and decide to impliment it in their design. Because of the small amount of modification because you provided the idea, they only spend 2 regular wine to develop it further They think the design is complete enough to impliment, and think that it'll take roughly 5 of your better wine to build the transmitter, and 5 to build a reciever to the recieving country. Thankfully James doesn't really care, but some other advisors, if you hired them, might be a bit less apathetic. The expansion cost 7 tons of your better wine. You manage to miniaturize the fusion reactor so that it can fit in a average factory. It can now fit in buildings and such. You receive an email from a Dutch scientist: "Nuuuu blyaaat... Honestly, I never wanted to get into war, but with so many problems... I suppose it's our turn to play the well-meaning hyperpower." Russia, Resources:Half my kotlets go back into creating even better kotlets, and the other half into improving the counterintelligence agency. Half my supervodka is to go into improving the anti-nuke defense system. The other half will be dedicated to mapping out similar systems for the Netherlands, Finland and Venezuela. All of my Martian Vodka will go into trying to create failsafes to prevent the time-space compression from breaking. The world does not need another potential Chernobyl. Russia, Miscellaneous:
Marcus will be given a place to stay.
The artifact will be kept on my person. I know it'd be more thematically appropriate if I were a dictator, but I'd rather not have some random schmuck play around with it. In the meantime, I would like to test out the artifact's capabilities in a safe and secret place.Your research team says they bought a new spice mix with the kotlet and the leftover bread from production of Kotlets from some strange frog-man who was on the streets. After analyzing it and finding a way to reproduce it, they find out it's pretty good. They estimate this new spice mix will increase the effectiveness of Kotlets to 3.5 vodkas. Really it's hard to improve the missile defense system beyond improving its speed and its range, which are slightly increased. Your scientists start laying out places that would be best to protect as much of the country as possible. Now it's really only a matter of installing them. The previous system released all the stuff inside by breaking the system used to contain all the stuff in the superweapon, which would almost definitely cause a tear in the fabric of reality. The new system now uses a nozzle system to release everything inside (your scientists suggest a flammable liquid). Really the only way a tear in reality could form from this is if they were forcibly broken. There's still a bomb with an old design on mars. The capabilities of it basically seem to extend to anything containing iron, allowing them to be easily thrown around without directly touching them. Basically ferrokinesis. God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein: > This stalemate has gone on long enough. Have my spies assassinate those in or working with the German Government who are trying to stop my control. Do this after increasing the level of unrest to outright rioting as well as plant evidence that the British government might be behind it, both to draw attention away from the possibility of me being behind it. > Respond to Greece: "Good Sir Nothing of Greece, while I will not share my secrets of its conception, I may be willing to provide to you some of the essence of my divine control for your generous offer of spices and use of your laser, should the need arise. What do you say to this arrangement?" Send some spies as an escort to ensure the message is not intercepted. > Continue to monitor the situation at Mario's Castle. While your spies assasinate multiple members of the German Government who are against you, which it appears most of them are, it appears "Project Edo" has come into effect. New laws are now in place that ban the import of products from foreign countries and that place heavy restrictions on who can enter and exit the country. Your message is successfully sent without being intercepted. It appears the people on Easter Island's boats have successfully disposed of Mario, and taken something from the castle. Well since I have a lot of Feijoada, why not build or first mecha and tell Japan that I based it on them? They will be happy and the army will be happy! Even though I know that mechas are already being built by other countries. For 10 of your Feijoada you build a Brazillian Mech, the Robô Japonês. Japan seems appreciative that their media has inspired this sort of thing, but are also still kind of intimidated by the nukes. Supreme Leader Isaac of AntarcticaTrade for more resources that we have no means of producing ourselves? That sounds like an excellent idea. Antarctica accepts the trade deal from Tasmania, offering fish in exchange for the wine.Also, Antarctica spends 5 tons of cooked fish on building a seawater engine to produce power using the designs learned from the Netherlands. Now we can generate electricity during the dark season too! The trade deal is now established. You build a seawater engine. The large solar array is looking a little excessive now that you've got this, but having two sources of clean energy is pretty good too. Great Leader of China Spend 10 tons of Peking Duck on improving Peking Duck. Spend 2 tons of Peking Duck, 2 tons of Ultra-Rice and 2 tons of Ultra-Pancakes on holding an Asia wide diplomatic summit. Discuss our shared values of tradition, the recent tensions in the world, security and stability of the region, caring for the People and possible trade deals. Your scientists apparently spent the Peking duck on a strange frogman who was selling various sauces and offered a particularly tasty one's recipe. This new recipe is calculated to be able to effectively double the Peking Duck's effectiveness. You spend the rest of your food on the summit. While some cultural differences and past differences do get in the way of this, the majority of the countries agree that with rising tensions it would be better to set aside differences for things like trade deals. It's still going on so you can suggest specific deals if you want to. Leader Nothing of Greece->Time to start phase one of operation "Take over the entire world starting with the surrounding nations and then eventually the rest of the world as said in the beginning of this name and also think of a better name for this operation later." >Start sending troops into Turkey and Bulgaria in small hopefully undetectable groups to set up camps. They can't risk being detected so they have to go on foot. >Put all 10 Upgraded Gyro Tons into stockpiling the spice that makes them so good, for sending to Liechtenstein next round. >Start looking for the most tactically intelligent soldier to lead a soon to come water-based navy, wielding the mystical Trident. TOTEWSWTSNATETROTWASITBOTNAATOABNFTOL has now started! Because of the small size of these groups, they haven't been noticed yet. You have the element of surprise here. You create a system by which you remove some of the spice from the Gyros and stockpile it. You gain 10 tons of the Spice from extracting it from the Upgraded Gyros you used, and can expect to gain 1 ton of spice each turn from this new method. After evaluating most of your navy, you find a guy named Julius who seems to have aced the tests you've set out for this evaluation. Economy:Laugh and transfer production to this new, fancy variety. Also, eat some of the new Finnballs + lingonberries, to see how it tastes. Diplomacy:Reassure the United States that this is again merely an alliance for the furthering of meat-lovers the world across. Ramp up Animal Style burger advertising a bit, just to make them happy. Technology:10 Finnballs on creating laser weaponry usable by infantry. 5 Finnballs on upsizing the laser cannons, this time intended for use on ships and other such things. Also, attempt to create laser tanks. IntelligenceNothing here, just have the Supo keep me abreast of any threats to national security or global stability. MilitaryImplement the improved targeting systems into our laser-based air force. Encourage the Ski Infantry Division's training efforts. Step up advertising by pointing out that new recruits get to learn how to use freaking laser beams. It tastes good. All the factories hereafter will be producing this. The United States seems appeased. Now, while carrying a kind of clunky backpack that basically contains the laser, they can attach a small laser-pistol like device to it to shoot people with the laser. The upsized lasers seem to pack a lot more of a punch. It occupies a large portion of the ship's weight, but it'll be very effective on whatever you point it at. Honestly, the creation of Laser Tanks is one of the easier things to do of the tasks described, and by removing all the ammo, it seems like the tanks are still roughly the same weight. The new targeting system allows the Laser Fighters to more effectively fight in training situations. The new advertising campaign does intrigue a lot of people. You've now got 2000 more people than the original 10,000 people you were hoping to get. > Heavenly Empress Paloma of Spain: Rise Up Congratulations, Palonma, you are now Heavenly Empress of Spain. You now have 10 tons of Gazpacho at your disposal that you can use on whatever you can think up. If you use 10 tons of your resource you can make a major leap in any field of your disposal. You can build factories, and your first one is free. After that, they cost 4 Gazpacho each. Each factory produces 2 per turn.
Really sorry about not updating for a while, it's just thing have been really busy. I'll be setting up a poll soon because it's the 25th post and I want to do something special to make things more interesting, plus I also feel a bit bad for taking so long to update.
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Post by venchi on Oct 25, 2018 8:24:32 GMT
Danny, grand-master of the Benelux First of all I begin installing the missile defense system Russia gave me, focusing a good portion of it on keeping the nuclear plant safe.Then I get started on a thank you note for the leader of Russia: Dear leader of Russia,
You have my gratitude for the designs you've chosen to share with me. In return I would like to offer the design for a simple but efficient powered armor, as used by my soldiers. I hope you never need to use it or at least are capable of finding of peaceful applications for it. I order the submarine to set out and keep up to date on their findings Finally I order the creation of a fleet of battleships powered by the sea engine and armed with non lethal weaponry and emp's.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Oct 25, 2018 8:45:26 GMT
Russia: Send up one of the new superweapons to Mars, but keep the old one there. It could come in handy one day. The supervodka will be spent on, uh... more of those electricity plants. I don't even know what benefit that will have, but I'd like my citizens to have enough electricity. Ambassadors are sent to Finland and the Netherlands to ask them okay just Finland I guess about implementing an anti-nuke system. As for the Netherlands... I guess the ambassador is there to help them?I guess I'll write a letter too. "Dear Cool Man of Netherlands Thanks for powered armor blueprints, we should collaborate on an extremely large potato salad someday. Anonymous Cool Russian" I will personally go to Venezuela, with some security personnel.
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Post by solarenergizer on Oct 25, 2018 9:27:50 GMT
Heavenly Empress Paloma: > Create a free Gaspacho factory, then spend 4 tons of Gaspacho to create a second Gaspacho factory > Spend 3 tons of Gaspacho on effciency improvements on the factories, and 3 tons on Time Travel research
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Post by rapidjazz on Oct 25, 2018 9:57:12 GMT
And the first thing we do is directly go to the spy agency and ask them to investigate how the fusion reactor news got out, specifically to said dutch scientist and apparently no one else, using copious amounts of wine as bribes.
Ok, now that that's over, introduce yourself in the mirror as Godking of Tasmania to calm down, good I think we're settled and not panicking. Much.
Politely start to draft a nice letter back to said dutch scientist saying something along the lines of:
With that done, ask the scientists for some redacted schematics to the earlier, larger version of the fusion reactor than what we have.
Then take the care package of letter + schematics back to the spy agency to covertly return to said dutch scientist, and also ask them how the letter got directly to my office and we really should have better security.
Oh yeah, and funnel any remaining wine into a completely new topic - conditional memory erasing/changing, as I get the peculiar feeling we'll need it if the dutch scientist betrays us.
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Post by venchi on Oct 25, 2018 12:36:57 GMT
And the first thing we do is directly go to the spy agency and ask them to investigate how the fusion reactor news got out, specifically to said dutch scientist and apparently no one else, using copious amounts of wine as bribes. Ok, now that that's over, introduce yourself in the mirror as Godking of Tasmania to calm down, good I think we're settled and not panicking. Much. Politely start to draft a nice letter back to said dutch scientist saying something along the lines of: With that done, ask the scientists for some redacted schematics to the earlier, larger version of the fusion reactor than what we have. Then take the care package of letter + schematics back to the spy agency to covertly return to said dutch scientist, and also ask them how the letter got directly to my office and we really should have better security. Oh yeah, and funnel any remaining wine into a completely new topic - conditional memory erasing/changing, as I get the peculiar feeling we'll need it if the dutch scientist betrays us. OOC: If I ever find out about this deal, I am not opposed to trading technology and dealing with what is apparently a super spy scientist before they go rogue
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Post by sillyConformist on Oct 25, 2018 13:50:07 GMT
Supreme Leader Isaac of Antarctica
Due to his blissful ignorance of everything else going on in the world, Isaac will be continuing to focus on improving the (rather terrible) quality of life for the Antarctic people. The next step will be to spend the entire stock pile of fish (and probably some of the carrots and endives that we're receiving from the Netherlands) to design and build some greenhouses that will let us grow our own carrots and endives, even in the harsh Antarctic cold.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 25, 2018 14:49:32 GMT
God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein:
> Put more effort into the ribel-smuggling, and reassess the situation in Germany, both among the general populace and in the government? How much control have I lost to Project Edo? Is there any part of Project Edo I don't know about? How much of the government was I able to get rid of? How is the remaining government reacting to the assassinations? Also, try to get people loyal to me into the recently vacated government positions.
> Spend some ribel on implementing a system to secretly send subliminal messages through my satellite wi-fi system.
> Occupy Mario's castle now that Mario and Easter Island's people have vacated the premises. Look for any hidden secrets.
> Send a few spies to Easter Island to see what they plan to do with the Firestone.
> Also, since I've been using them so much, put some ribel into expanding my spy network and improving their training.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 26, 2018 1:13:53 GMT
(Can i pick USA? or is it too late? if so, then i'll take Vatican, but not until you tell me if i can't have USA)
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Post by solarenergizer on Oct 26, 2018 2:36:09 GMT
I think the USA has been too involved in the story to become a PC at this point.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 26, 2018 2:45:30 GMT
(Can i pick USA? or is it too late? if so, then i'll take Vatican, but not until you tell me if i can't have USA) It's been too involved to be chosen.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 26, 2018 2:51:02 GMT
(allight well HERE COMES THE POPE) It's been a long few years hasn't it? And the Smallest Country of the world continues to remain here in Italy But now is the time for it to rise! God has sent the Pope a message, and he spread it! There is sin in the world, and we must fight it! Grand Bishop-King Quinn in control of the Catholic Base of Operations And we are here to spread the love of Jesus and destroy the croupt leaders of the world! Or,.....die trying anyways
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 26, 2018 4:47:41 GMT
Leader Nothing of Greece:
>Scratch that whole navy idea I just had a much better one. Spend 10 Upgraded Gyros on gathering Greece-born scientists to research the Trident, which we have named Ψ, and find out where it's power comes from, how we can harness it, and how we can find more things like it.
>If I can only pick 1 of those, try and find more artifacts like it.
>Send a telegram to Liechtenstein, again. "Dearest Joeseph, we of Greece would wholeheartedly agree to to such an arrangement. Along with this telegram, we have sent to you 10 tons of our signature spices, and a Πέρσης remote, obviously programmed to be unable to fire at our own Greece. In return, we quite obviously expect 'some of the essence of your divine control', as you put it. We look forward to some of that essence."
>I uh, I do that. Increased security seeing as the payload is much more important than before.
>Continue sending soldiers in pairs of two to Turkey and Bulgaria, pairing the stealthiest with the least stealthy. Don't start phase two yet. Probably not for a while.
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Post by Great Leader on Oct 26, 2018 10:08:44 GMT
Great Leader of China Asia Summit: Offer the Ultra-Rice and Ultra-Pancake products/technologies in exchange for shared manufacturing/defence technology. Discuss starting a EU style 'Golden Federation (of the Peoples)' to make trade simpler for member countries and a defensive pact between them.
Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on expanding the whoever spy agency worldwide. Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on exploration for unexploited mineral deposits in or around China.
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Post by ssiras on Oct 26, 2018 18:29:11 GMT
Send a message to Japan "bro... you already tanked two of those, what ur afraid of? Huehuehue, Just kidding bro I lov u!"
Recommission my aircraft carrier and put the robot there, then send it near Russia.
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Post by turtleoracle on Oct 27, 2018 8:02:38 GMT
> Send explorers and diplomats to all the countries that have a gemstone according to the locator. Ask the respective governments if they know anything about gemstones. If they don't, just explore to try and find them.
> Build yam farms in all the new cities.
> Hire a business advisor and ask him you should do with all your Umus.
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Post by golderino on Oct 27, 2018 19:06:38 GMT
Economy: Spend 10 Finnballs on helping subsidize a domestic aircraft industry. With enough time, we should be able to start expanding our air force on our own without depending on foreign imports.
Diplomacy: Accept Russia's offer to help install anti-nuke systems. Supplement it with our own research from earlier.
Technology: Use 5 Finnballs, or however much I have left after the Economy action goes through, to increase research funding.
Intelligence: Send spies to infiltrate the government of Liechtenstein, so we can get a better idea of what in tarnation is actually happening.
Military Enter the Laser Tanks, Laser Fighters, and Laser Infantry into active service. Also, retrofit two of our coastal defense ships with their new laser armaments.
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 31, 2018 0:19:18 GMT
(Dead? dead....DEAD)
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Post by telaxius on Oct 31, 2018 1:27:40 GMT
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Post by telaxius on Oct 31, 2018 8:53:49 GMT
Danny, grand-master of the Benelux First of all I begin installing the missile defense system Russia gave me, focusing a good portion of it on keeping the nuclear plant safe.Then I get started on a thank you note for the leader of Russia: Dear leader of Russia,
You have my gratitude for the designs you've chosen to share with me. In return I would like to offer the design for a simple but efficient powered armor, as used by my soldiers. I hope you never need to use it or at least are capable of finding of peaceful applications for it. I order the submarine to set out and keep up to date on their findings Finally I order the creation of a fleet of battleships powered by the sea engine and armed with non lethal weaponry and emp's. You implement the defense system for the cost of 3 Super-Hutspot and 4 regular hutspot. The submarine crew states that they're going to look around the depths of the Atlantic ocean first, and then the Pacific ocean. This'll probably take a while, but they'll tell you if anything happens. You spend the rest of your hutspot and super-hutspot on a fleet of pretty-much indefinitely at sea battleships. They have everything you've listed. One of your scientists proposes using a new fusion reactor to allow the drill to go deep within the planet, and then letting it explode. He currently says his team has to minaturize it, but they've got it down. Russia: Send up one of the new superweapons to Mars, but keep the old one there. It could come in handy one day. The supervodka will be spent on, uh... more of those electricity plants. I don't even know what benefit that will have, but I'd like my citizens to have enough electricity. Ambassadors are sent to Finland and the Netherlands to ask them okay just Finland I guess about implementing an anti-nuke system. As for the Netherlands... I guess the ambassador is there to help them?I guess I'll write a letter too. "Dear Cool Man of Netherlands Thanks for powered armor blueprints, we should collaborate on an extremely large potato salad someday. Anonymous Cool Russian" I will personally go to Venezuela, with some security personnel.One of the new superweapons is sent to Mars. They keep the old one in storage. It kind of just increases the efficiency of the factories slightly. You're able to build 2 plants with all of your supervodka, allowing you to produce two extra tons of supervodka per turn. Your ambassador in the Netherlands helps implement the system. An ambassador is dispatched to Finland to discuss implementing it. Your letter is sent. You are now in Venezuela. The President of Venezuela comes to greet you. You receive a message that a diplomat from Easter island has come to Russia asking about an artifact or magic stone Heavenly Empress Paloma: > Create a free Gaspacho factory, then spend 4 tons of Gaspacho to create a second Gaspacho factory > Spend 3 tons of Gaspacho on effciency improvements on the factories, and 3 tons on Time Travel research You create 2 factories, which produce 4 tons on their first tons open. You're able to minorly improve efficiency, which allows it to produce an extra ton of Gaspacho each turn. Unfortunately, you aren't able to make a significant enough advance to create a time travel device with the Gaspacho you've put into it. And the first thing we do is directly go to the spy agency and ask them to investigate how the fusion reactor news got out, specifically to said dutch scientist and apparently no one else, using copious amounts of wine as bribes. Ok, now that that's over, introduce yourself in the mirror as Godking of Tasmania to calm down, good I think we're settled and not panicking. Much. Politely start to draft a nice letter back to said dutch scientist saying something along the lines of: With that done, ask the scientists for some redacted schematics to the earlier, larger version of the fusion reactor than what we have. Then take the care package of letter + schematics back to the spy agency to covertly return to said dutch scientist, and also ask them how the letter got directly to my office and we really should have better security. Oh yeah, and funnel any remaining wine into a completely new topic - conditional memory erasing/changing, as I get the peculiar feeling we'll need it if the dutch scientist betrays us. Your agency finds out that apperantly there was a brief thread online where one of the scientists working on the reactor was bragging about it. It was generally disregarded, but it appears that the dutch scientist made the connection between the mysterious building that houses the reactor and the claims made online. Your spy agency takes the post down to prevent anyone else from finding it. You send the redacted schematics to them covertly. The email was sent to a public government email address. It was forwarded to you because they thought it was important. You develop a strange new drug your scientists call an Amnestic. This drug makes the person forget the last 24 hours of their life. They could be reminded of it, but they have to be specifically reminded of it. To extend how much it makes the person forget you're probably going to have to research it more. Supreme Leader Isaac of AntarcticaDue to his blissful ignorance of everything else going on in the world, Isaac will be continuing to focus on improving the (rather terrible) quality of life for the Antarctic people. The next step will be to spend the entire stock pile of fish (and probably some of the carrots and endives that we're receiving from the Netherlands) to design and build some greenhouses that will let us grow our own carrots and endives, even in the harsh Antarctic cold. Through your efforts, you produce two underground greenhouses that produce 1 ton of Carrots and 1 ton of Endives per turn. A diplomat from easter island comes towards your first city via plane and asks you and any other government officals what they know about an artifact or magic stone. God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein: > Put more effort into the ribel-smuggling, and reassess the situation in Germany, both among the general populace and in the government? How much control have I lost to Project Edo? Is there any part of Project Edo I don't know about? How much of the government was I able to get rid of? How is the remaining government reacting to the assassinations? Also, try to get people loyal to me into the recently vacated government positions. > Spend some ribel on implementing a system to secretly send subliminal messages through my satellite wi-fi system. > Occupy Mario's castle now that Mario and Easter Island's people have vacated the premises. Look for any hidden secrets. > Send a few spies to Easter Island to see what they plan to do with the Firestone. > Also, since I've been using them so much, put some ribel into expanding my spy network and improving their training. It appears most of the problems are from Ribel Smuggling, since there are incredibly strict borders it's hard to get much Ribel into the country. The mind control is still there, and people are still able to be influenced, but it's only going to last so long, so time is of the essence here. They're somewhat frantically trying to get the postitions replaced, so some people who were particularly mind controlled are now in these positions. Some people appear to be placed on a very strict diet to prevent being mind controlled, specifically people who are guarding the borders You spend 5 ribel on implementing brief subliminal messages in websites accessed through the satellite Wi-Fi. This is signifigantly less effective in countries that aren't being directly controlled by you. Your spies are now inside the castle, pretty much controlling it. Inside they find a diary that contains entries that report pretty ridiculous things like giant turtles that breathe fire, or magic blocks that defy gravity. They also find a cave entrance in the back covered with bricks. There are several words written on it. You spend 10 ribel on making your spies extremely hard to catch, and much better trained. (allight well HERE COMES THE POPE) It's been a long few years hasn't it? And the Smallest Country of the world continues to remain here in Italy But now is the time for it to rise! God has sent the Pope a message, and he spread it! There is sin in the world, and we must fight it! Grand Bishop-King Quinn in control of the Catholic Base of Operations And we are here to spread the love of Jesus and destroy the croupt leaders of the world! Or,.....die trying anyways Congratulations, Bishop-King Quinn. You have 10 tons of Mate, an argentinian tea, that Francis has left over. You can build 1 factory to produce mate for free, and the rest cost 4 Mate after that. Leader Nothing of Greece:>Scratch that whole navy idea I just had a much better one. Spend 10 Upgraded Gyros on gathering Greece-born scientists to research the Trident, which we have named Ψ, and find out where it's power comes from, how we can harness it, and how we can find more things like it.
>If I can only pick 1 of those, try and find more artifacts like it.
>Send a telegram to Liechtenstein, again.
"Dearest Joeseph, we of Greece would wholeheartedly agree to to such an arrangement. Along with this telegram, we have sent to you 10 tons of our signature spices, and a Πέρσης remote, obviously programmed to be unable to fire at our own Greece. In return, we quite obviously expect 'some of the essence of your divine control', as you put it. We look forward to some of that essence."
>I uh, I do that. Increased security seeing as the payload is much more important than before.
>Continue sending soldiers in pairs of two to Turkey and Bulgaria, pairing the stealthiest with the least stealthy. Don't start phase two yet. Probably not for a while. Because that's a pretty tall order for one command, your scientists spend a lot of their time trying to find more artifacts They theorize that these items may have been used by the ancient greek gods, considering the trident was found nearby a city-state that worshipped Poseidon, they spend most of their time looking around. They suggest that a similar artifact relating to Zeus may have been stored in the Statue of Zeus at Olympia, and it may currently be present in the ruins of the Temple of Zeus in Olympia. You send 10 tons of your spices there alongside your message You increase security at the cost of 5 Gyros? I'm not entirely sure what you're doing. Because of the low amount of soldiers sent at a time they still haven't noticed. Great Leader of China Asia Summit: Offer the Ultra-Rice and Ultra-Pancake products/technologies in exchange for shared manufacturing/defence technology. Discuss starting a EU style 'Golden Federation (of the Peoples)' to make trade simpler for member countries and a defensive pact between them. Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on expanding the whoever spy agency worldwide. Spend 5 Saucy Peking Duck on exploration for unexploited mineral deposits in or around China. Considering the trouble that seems to be brewing, Japan and South Korea agree to the exchange. A lot of East-Asian countries are on board with the Golden Confederation. The rest of them seem to need a bit more convincing. Several spies are now in a lot of countries. Your spending allows you to find some new coal and iron deposits in China. Send a message to Japan "bro... you already tanked two of those, what ur afraid of? Huehuehue, Just kidding bro I lov u!" Recommission my aircraft carrier and put the robot there, then send it near Russia. The Japanese person who responds seems a little uncomfortable, but gives a begrudging "thanks". Your aircraft carrier goes nearby the Kamchatka Peninsula, and can drop off the robot or something if that's the plan. A diplomat from easter island messages your government about what they know of an artifact or magic stone > Send explorers and diplomats to all the countries that have a gemstone according to the locator. Ask the respective governments if they know anything about gemstones. If they don't, just explore to try and find them. > Build yam farms in all the new cities. > Hire a business advisor and ask him you should do with all your Umus. Your diplomats are sent. The Queen of the United Kingdom responds first. You build 5 new yam farms at the cost of 20 Umus. You hire a financial advisor who has a salary of 1 ton of Umus per turn. He states that you seem to be doing fairly well with spending your Umu's, and likes your projects to colonize other worlds, but he states that you aren't using a lot of your Yams for anything and that they've really just been piling up. Your team in the stars has sent you a message about some concerning noises they've been picking up while in deep space. They're slightly concerned and ask what you and the people on earth make of them. Economy:Spend 10 Finnballs on helping subsidize a domestic aircraft industry. With enough time, we should be able to start expanding our air force on our own without depending on foreign imports. Diplomacy:Accept Russia's offer to help install anti-nuke systems. Supplement it with our own research from earlier. Technology:Use 5 Finnballs, or however much I have left after the Economy action goes through, to increase research funding. Intelligence:Send spies to infiltrate the government of Liechtenstein, so we can get a better idea of what in tarnation is actually happening. MilitaryEnter the Laser Tanks, Laser Fighters, and Laser Infantry into active service. Also, retrofit two of our coastal defense ships with their new laser armaments. Your 10 tons creates increased interest from companies to start producing Finland-specific planes. Some are starting to produce plans that would be more useful to the military. For 10 of your new Lingoberry- Finnballs You make a new anti-nuke missile system with assistance from Russia. Your spies enter Liechtenstein's government to find a lot of stuff relating to specific code-worded projects that all partially have to do with subliminal messaging and creating a hypnotic state in people. You can't find a lot more since the rest of it seems classified. You enter them into active service. For the new coastal defense ships, you are able to retrofit them with the large lasers for 2 tons of the new Lingoberry Finballs each, costing a total of 4 tons of Lingoberry Finnballs.
And the winner has been decided! The second place winners will be implemented in some smaller way.
A new game is out! After some very vague trailers and very little gameplay, S-WORLD is now released. For some reason it's been mailed to every world leader. Weird.
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