NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 13, 2018 22:33:15 GMT
Pretty cringy 5 panel thing I made to start this off A simple skink stands in front of the grave of an old friend.
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==> Oh wait was it really that easy to revive it? This whole time? Alchemy Fight: 3x Combob!!!Yepperoonie, it's back, and I want to say better than ever but honestly it's really the same.How to Play:If you don't know how yet, the game is pretty simple.
Every turn, you use alchemy (the system from homestuck, and I mean if you don't know what that is then what are you doing here?) to create a weapon or item to kill an underling.Now, a VERY important rule of the game is that you must make your alchemization include an item from a list of items that I will have updated on this post, and at every turn.An example from the very first round below (Updated for current rules):One more thing, if you played the last 2 times you might remember I didn't allow alchemizing with living things. I even tried out a whole ectobiology thing right before I left.
Anyway that was super stupid and I realize now that they alchemized with living things in the comic many times. Albeit they always came out with non-living creations (casey plush, sbahj camera, etc.)This will update on Sundays, and possibly sporadically throughout the whole week if I ever get bored, but also on Sundays.Okay? Got it? I'm assuming you do okay let's start!
You all come across 3 unprototyped IMPs, SHALE, AMBER, and RUST respectively.You find a few items around:
- Squiddles
- Sledgehammer
- Game dice
- Glasses
- Sickle
- Claw Hammer
- Fedora
- Deck of Cards
- Cane
What shall you alchemize?
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 13, 2018 23:11:27 GMT
Sickle && A Garfield Comic Book
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 14, 2018 4:11:20 GMT
Sickle && A Garfield Comic Book You create the Paper Sickle.Your Garfield strips have been forged into a formidable sickle.Since the target was not specified, determining randomly.You do 20 papercut damage to the Rust ImpShale Imp - 100Amber Imp - 100Rust Imp - 80The three imps stand back for now.-----------------------------Telaxius - 200 I was gonna wait until Sunday but i got bored
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Post by Goldenboyo on Oct 14, 2018 4:52:13 GMT
Sword || Boomarang Toss at imps and hope it comes back!
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Oct 14, 2018 7:01:58 GMT
Sledgehammer && rocket launcher, use on rust imp
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 14, 2018 7:47:46 GMT
Game Board Dice && Grenade.
Toss it at the Amber one!
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Post by Goldenboyo on Oct 14, 2018 14:29:26 GMT
Forget my last one please Sickle && Squiddles Sickle || Squiddles Useing which ever works better
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 14, 2018 20:11:06 GMT
Sledgehammer && rocket launcher, use on rust imp You create the Sledge LauncherIronically, combining it with the rocket sledgehammer made it slightly less powerful, not to mention only one shot. You do 70 damage to the Rust ImpGame Board Dice && Grenade. Toss it at the Amber one! You alchemized the 'Nade of Chance
Roll a CON save. You do 16d6 (47) chance damage to the Amber Imp, and 2d6 (10) splash damage to the other two.Forget my last one please Sickle && Squiddles Sickle || Squiddles Useing which ever works better Randomly picking from the two... && selected.You made the Plush ReaperComfy and communist.Randomly choosing target...You deal 5 plush damage to the Amber Imp.Oh hey look there's like a line toolShale Imp - 100hp Amber Imp - 48 hp Rust Imp - DEDThe imps strike! Telaxius - 190 hp Venchi - 190 hp GoldenBoyo - 200 hp
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 14, 2018 20:41:41 GMT
Sledgehammer && Garfield Comic Book && Lasagna
To the Shale imp, he's had it too good for too long!
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Post by Goldenboyo on Oct 15, 2018 0:17:12 GMT
Plush Reaper && Katana || Another Plush Reaper Or Plush Reaper || Katana && Another Plush Reaper Which ever is made and is stronger Use it to kill that amber imp or shale imp!
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Oct 15, 2018 6:41:01 GMT
paper sickle && printed list of D&D 5th ed warlock spells Use on shale imp
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Post by golderino on Oct 16, 2018 0:01:04 GMT
Cactus && C4
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 16, 2018 0:19:55 GMT
Sledgehammer && Garfield Comic Book && Lasagna To the Shale imp, he's had it too good for too long! You alchemize the Monday SmasherAww gross the lasagna made it all soggy. You deal 40 sauce damage to the Shale Imp not too good anymore, huhPlush Reaper && Katana || Another Plush Reaper Or Plush Reaper || Katana && Another Plush Reaper Which ever is made and is stronger Use it to kill that amber imp or shale imp! Cannot alchemize object with self... Removing copy 2... Randomly picking from the two options left... || selected.You made the Soft Saberit even makes a squeaky noise when it hits .Randomly deciding enemy...You do 6 plush damage to the Amber Imppaper sickle && printed list of D&D 5th ed warlock spells Use on shale imp You create the Pact Of The PapercutThat's not like a cool spell around it btw, that's just Light. You deal 35 papercut damage to the Shale ImpErm, please read the rules. One of the two items must be from the list.I'll keep your name off of the list for now so you don't get damaged without even playing yet.Shale Imp - 25 hpAmber Imp - 42 hpRust Imp - DEDThe imps strike! They hit you with their bloody limbs limply! Telaxius - 185 hp Venchi - 190 hp GoldenBoyo - 195 hp
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 16, 2018 1:32:27 GMT
Monday Smasher && Iron Ingots
If I want to really smash Mondays it's going to need to be stronger than paper. There isn't a Monday Imp around so I'm gonna have to hit the Shale one.
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Post by venchi on Oct 16, 2018 3:20:09 GMT
Squiddles && Gl'bgolyb || cat o'nine tails
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 17, 2018 21:55:12 GMT
Monday Smasher && Iron Ingots If I want to really smash Mondays it's going to need to be stronger than paper. There isn't a Monday Imp around so I'm gonna have to hit the Shale one. You alchemized Irons In The SauceIt's not actually solid all the way through, there's still lasagna in there, sloshing around. You deal 55 damage to the Shale ImpSquiddles && Gl'bgolyb || cat o'nine tails You make the Horror-terror O'Nine ArmsIt's so cute you just want to let it eat your parent! You do 5 damage to the Amber ImpShale Imp - DEDAmber Imp - 37 hpThe imp strikes! It hits you with it's bloody stump. It has 2 black eyes. Telaxius - 185 hpVenchi - 190 hpGoldenBoyo - 195 hp
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 17, 2018 23:33:48 GMT
Sledge Launcher && Irons In The Sauce
Amber Imp is not gonna know what hit him this round.
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Post by venchi on Oct 18, 2018 4:29:48 GMT
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Post by Goldenboyo on Oct 20, 2018 1:10:11 GMT
Plush katana && Pact of Papercuts Kill that last imp!
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Post by Goldenboyo on Oct 20, 2018 1:11:57 GMT
Plush katana && Pact of Papercuts Kill that last imp! I meant Soft Saber && Pact of the Papercut && A iron ingot
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 22, 2018 3:35:23 GMT
Sledge Launcher && Irons In The Sauce Amber Imp is not gonna know what hit him this round. You created the Smell of Sauce In The MorningIt doesn't actually fire anymore. Just a big shell of iron around a bunch of tomato sauce.You deal 55 damage to the Amber ImpYou alchemize the Sharpened Spectacles* Don's Reading Daggers * You go within eye stabbing range (your eyes, not theirs) and deal 15 damage to the Amber ImpI meant Soft Saber && Pact of the Papercut && A iron ingot You made the Eldritch FissurEI've heard of folded metal blades, but this is insane. Also just in case you're wondering, it's still dull. You do 60 damage to the Amber ImpAmber Imp - VERY DEDYou stand over the 3 dead corpses. You have a moment of reflection until they turn into gushers. Telaxius - 185 hpVenchi - 190 hpGoldenBoyo - 195 hp
A kernelsprite appears in front of you for the first time for the sixth time. What do you prototype?
- Tangle Buddy
- Robot Parts
- Clown Costume
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Oct 22, 2018 5:37:06 GMT
> Tangle Buddy. Clowns freak me out.
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Post by venchi on Oct 22, 2018 5:39:12 GMT
Tangle buddy
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Post by goldenboyo56 on Oct 22, 2018 22:55:32 GMT
Clown costume : 0)
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Post by Con Air on Oct 22, 2018 23:11:36 GMT
Glasses && Garfield Comic Book
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