Alchemtizer Fun and Fights

AFTER THIS POST THE BOSS RUSH WILL BEGIN! ALCHEMTIZEING WILL WASTE A TURN SO I SUGGEST WAITING BEFORE STARTING
So save it for when you need it. If your ready for a fight, say "Fuck you First Guardian Waluigi!"

Faygo - Chaotic Genocidal Decimation Flavor (powerful consumable) || Vaporwave CD
= Faygo Chaotic Thought Hokkaido Flavor
Not as powerful as before, but it gives a lot more buffs such as speed and elemental resistance, it's color is now more of a Miami Neon Gradient   

Faygo - Aquamarine Sugar Bomb Flavor && Fruit Gushers - Massive Tropical Brain Hemorrhage Flavor
= Aquamarine Tropical Sugar bomb Gushers
These are NOT edible! so much sugar in these that eating them will give you several diabetic sicknesses!

The result of that && Literal Bomb
= The Suger Bomb
This bomb can and will blow up into sugary chaos!
It may not do a lot of damage but leaves a nasty side effect

Empress Roxy Crown || Raygun
= Empress Roxy's Raygun
A raygun powered a bit by Roxy's own void powers, and a life long powered battery
Super strong especially if your the empress yourself

Empress Roxy Crown && Raygun
= A waste a grist
I'm not even going to tell you, just know, this is just a crown that is shitty compared to the normal one, all it did was make the crown more sciencey but didn't change the effects

The Gunslinger && The Nexus Watch
= Engineer's Pipboy
Huh instead of a watch it's now a pipboy, however although the ulimate tf feature is gone
It allows you to scan any enemy, know their stats and weaknesses, can allow you to store your items in a pocket dimension without weight being a issues, and can send confusing
Messages in alien tongues

The result of that || a guide to all LOLCat memes ever created
= Lol Cat Pipboy
Just the same thing, but with a Lolcat meme dictionary on it too, as well as cat forms, all of them aren't that strong

Railgun && Monorail Cat
= Monorail Guncat
This gun looks a bit more like the monorail cat and shoots pure Meme attacks
However the Memes depsite not being too strong, still confuse enemies mostly!

Railgun || Monorail Cat
= M0N0R41L C4T
A robot cat that shoots lasers and can grow into a shuttle train
FUN

Ultra Stamp f&& Carbon Roller && Octobrush
= Super Splat Mulit-Roller
If this thing was in splatoon it would be the melee version of the rain maker
It's heavy and makes you slow when in Roller mode, but you can do a lot of damage to weaker enemies and even INSTA KILL WEAK BOYS and GIRLS!
In Brush mode it acts more as a tease, and can distract enemies with the ink hitting them
The Stamp/Hammer Mode however does TONS of damage when fully charged (Might want to take a few turns to charge it )

The result of that || Commander Tartar
= Tartar's Super Splat
Kind of like the one above but it also has Tartar's AI helping you out by auto switching
He also is kind enough to allow it to turn into a pair of Heavy Sub-Machine Gun Dualies if needed
He is a bit loud though

Power Armor && Ghost of Starman =
Ghost Star Armor
Power armor that looks like a mix of T-51 and Ghost of Star man
It's thick, strong, and has built in PSI enchancers

Proton Cannon && Ghost of Starman = Ghost Star Cannon
It's a hand held Cannon enhanced with a Ghost Starman Core and Star Core
Nice!

By putting on the crown, if you weren't a girl before (Didn't look)
You are one now! Wearing a dress that looks like something roxy would love that is also a mix of one of the outfits you've made
Blond hair, lipstick, a even greater love of cats, and a addiction to vodka
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Baylor dodgeball && cherrybomb
= Dodgebomb
A red dodgeball that explodes and has a Cherry Symbol on it
Cool but simple

Gale Boomerang&& Barberang
= Wind Force Barberang
Like the Barberang but much faster
If you were a breath player you could better control how it and have it slam into enemies many times!

Tengen Crusher && Quint
= Quintgen Crusher
This Jackhammer is not only stronger and can shoot lasers
But you can ride it like a pogo stick

Beast Sword && book on dinos
= Dino-Beast Blade
The beast sword but now enhanced with the might of so many dinosaurs!
The Illusions can now include Dinos
Too bad some enemies see right through them
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God Tier Outfit (Thief of Light) && Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (I'll put this on if I deem it sufficiently fashionable.)
= Light Thief of Lonely Hearts
A classy looking outfit, keeping the Light Aspect colors but with bits of more lovely hues to change it up
It keeps a piratey look to it, with a feather in your hat, a stylish pirate/privateer coat, and Boots with your named carved in as 'Captain Telaxius' 
Also in this you have most of the luck :::


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band || Gun (Because of how basically i see && as the frist object takes qualties, i fixed it for you) = Lonely Hearts Club Revolver 
A gun covered in art and colors of the famous album
It's barrel is covered in a rose, with ornate carvings of love into the gun it's self, the grip is smooth oak wood
It also seems to do more damage against any enemy that is blue or has a high amount hate, making it so aiming for the head is always a good idea 


Höfner 500/1 && Fireaxe = Violinist In G Minor
A Hofner 500 violin that is a bit bigger and has a axe blade on it for slicing
The bow came with, and is also very sharp, can't cut through the strings though so it's still very playable

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Refine SCP-248 on Very Fine.
= Dr. Wondertainment's Efficiency Stickers!
Same deal, but a bit stronger, and more silly looking
Too bad this can be a bit op if used too much

SCP-1032 && Timetables = Forewarning Timetables
Now you can be warned about what your effects will do and if you need to make a stable time loop!
It gives you foresight but only about the nature of Time


Einstein's Hand && Galvanic Mechamorph DNA Sample = The TechX

A much stronger version that can better upgrade turrets and other machines
however, it may take a bit, also this hand is now sentient and VERY smart

Sapphire Vrillytar || Crowbar's Crowbar = Sapphire Vrillbar
A Juju breaker made strong yet it's become a bit of Juju too
It has Dice Magic, Zilly Energy, and the power to break any Juju it hits enough times
not Lord English or Frist Guardians though


Fire Flower && Super Leaf
= Fire Leaf
A leaf that makes you into Firey Kitsune like creature
(Not all powerups work like Mario Powerups, so once you get hit too much, it's gone)

Fire Flower && Metal Cap
= Goliath Flower
A flower that makes you metal, fire filled, and angry

Frost Flower (SMG Ice Flower) && Metal Cap =
Ice Golem Flower
Instead of metal, your now made of super hard ice and snow
And have ice powers of all kinds at your will

Hammer Bros. Suit && Tanooki Suit && Penguin Suit =
Penooki Bro Suit
A penguin with tanooki ears and tail, and shell armor that allows it to summon wind, ice, and bomb hammers!
Too bad wearing this makes you look stupid, so don't wear it yet

Wing Cap && Metal Cap && Vanish Cap
= Mario's Cap
Welp this was disappointing, it seems like when combined together and not one at a time they just end up as
Mario's Cap
It's pretty stylist and wait....
It's Cappy! oh wait he's op
shit
Welp you can try again after the boss rush, got plenty of good weapons anyways

Biomnitrix && Bimushroom
= Mariotrix
Like the Biomnitrix but now with mario creatures and all the power ups you've made
WITH the same rules

Linefire Flower && Super Carrot = Firey Carrot
This flower-esque carrot will give anyone bunny power and fire power!
With a bit more power and greeness

Bee Mushroom && Tanooki Suit = Bee Suit

It's basically like the bee mushroom, but with more bee powers

Gold Flower || Diamond Cap
= Kingly Cap
Like the diamond cap, it gives you tons of defense
However, it also gives you Midas blasts
Doesn't work on bling loving characters though like Condie or Meenah

Tiaratop && AR Shades
= Auto Responding Tiara
Although this is a bit more like the shades with the pointyness and the auto responder
it's a Tiara that instead of AR's normal self is a AI version of 4 gals
Jane, Roxy, Meenah, and Feferi

Fraymotifs && High Quality Rips
= SHITTY MEME MOTIFS
THIS IS SHITTY< YOU CAN'T EVEN SEEN THIS!

Oglogoth's Cue-Hammer && Regisickle
= Regigoth's Cue-Hammer
A Cue ball charged Sickle, not to first Guardian level, but charged enough for a lot of might
A hammer mighty and strong, with the power of a King Killer Horrorterror far beyond our reality 
However some red bug seems to be attached to it Restricting it's a power by halfing it for the upcoming First Boss rush....Hmmmmm

A Decree Honks Tumult || Fluorite Octet
= Soul filled Oct-D20s
A 8 dice charged with 8 human souls that have tons of numbers more possible then d20s on them
And have the power of Undertale, Homestuck, and DnD all stored within

Scouter && Terezi's Shades
= Terezi's Scouter
A Scouter that looks like half of Terezi's Shades
Does the same thing a Scouter does, however it refuses to break if over 9000 is around
So don't try for the meme

Saiyan Armor && Terezi's Redglare Cosplay
= Elite Saiyan Redglare Armor
This armor looks like Saiyan Elite armor but it has the colors and strength of Redglares
It also strangely makes you love dragons and Justice more
It's cool though

Eevee DNA Samples && Honeycomb of Transcendental Concepts
= Transcendental Eevee Dna
Dna for Eevees of the honeycombs' elements, nice!

Store relutlant Eeveelution Samples (if any) in all Pokétrix-derived device databases = You now can turn into all Eeveelutions
even the ones above

Extra Suits (from My Take on Extended Quadrants) && Midnight Crew Poster = Midnight-Daylight Poster

It seems to be a poster for a movie starting a bunch of a new gangs, characters, and more
Including Team Sleuth expanded and a expanded Midnight Crew

Corrundum Dyad || King and Queen's Trident =
King and Queen Dyad
These former Condie Pistols are now infused with the Essence of a Good Monster King
And Condie's Love for Murder and Bling

Gaster Blaster && Mega Buster = Gaster Buster
As it says, a Gaster Blaster worn like a mega buster
Can only absorb souls from monsters though
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Extra thing for alchemtizeing later
Luigicat's Pool Balls && Felt Poster = 7:35 AM
A movie for the felt! with a expanded roster of the felt, as well as other leperchaun gangs and groups like them
As well as a bunch of new Lord and Muse Minion based creatures it seems