Post by SpottedBlades on Nov 11, 2018 22:03:34 GMT
Let's say I post something like "Eating ice cream". Next poster will have the delight of explaining how exactly this action will lead to my death, in the most far-fetched and crazy way possible. The less realistic the better. Example:
"SpottedBlades was so busy savoring the sweet tender vanilla bean flavor of their 1.95$ ice cream cone that the rest of their senses became dull and obsolete, as to make more brain room for taste alone and fully process the deliciouness of this frozen delicacy. Deprived of eyes and ears, they couldn't see the open manhole they were walking right into, and they fell into the sewers where they got eaten by feral crocodiles."
Then they post a dumb death way, and so on. Let's start.
SpottedBlades went to a country music concert with his friends, but unbeknownst to the visitors the music had been laced with subliminal messages to put the listeners into a trance for an evil scheme. Fortunately, a deaf superhero swept in to save the day, but in the resulting battle with the band, a neon banjo sign got knocked loose from the stage and sent flying into the audience. Still in a trance, SpottedBlades didn't think to move out of the way as it came crashing down on top of him.
As you read, you skip over a few pages that you feel like only contain meaningless filler.
Meanwhile, Hussie, enraged that somebody would skip ove a part ofr his creation, decides to change the website as you read it, adding an update saying that he can no longer afford hosting the comic, and the site will go down in 24 hours.
With thousands of pages remaining, and only 24 hours to read it, you die from a heart attack from the stress.
I will die by brushing my teeth.
That guy who made that parody of homestuck which I partially archived on mspfanventures, but didn't archive completely so around a 1/4th of the story is lost.
Telaxius was just having a good evening after dinner, brushing his teeth consciously and with always a lot of care, listening to some opera on the radio. Sadly with all that toothpaste lathering, some slipped from his mouth and fell onto the perfectly tiled bathroom floor. He bent down to clean it up, buwent too fast and hit his head on the sink, falling down into the bathtub right behind where the remains of bathwater soaked him to the bone. He hung onto the curtains to try and get up, but accidentally pulled the curtain beam off its stand, and it knocked right into the portable radio that fell straight into the bathwater. Watch for sparks!
While relaxing and drinking the tea, SpottedBlades accidentally spilled a some on the table. He got up to clean it up, but tripped while getting out of the chair. He instinctively grabbed the table to stop his fall, which would have worked, except he grabbed where the scalding hot tea had spilled, causing him to let go and his forehead hit the table, just above his eye. It wasn't that bad, but it was bleeding, so he went to the bathroom and bandaged up his forehead. As he hadn't washed his hands first, some of the tea from the hand he grabbed the table got into his eye, causing him to struggle to keep his eyes open and see what he was doing. He looked in a drawer for some painkillers, and took a few pills, but in his half-blinded state, he accidently grabbed the wrong pills and died from an overdose.
The One Guy got one of those electronic voting booths, unfortunately it didn't agree with his choice. After several times of him choosing and the booth "correcting" his choice, it fired a dart with a slow working poison into his neck. Eight days later he dropped death.
I will die by making some brownies from an instant mix.