venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 16, 2019 17:16:53 GMT
Concept shamelessly stolen from Melonlord Despite the stolen concepts there are several key differences in the rules. WORD BATTLE 2.0
Just like in the original word battle you typically use four letter words to deal damage. You do this by changing one letter of the word, ordering doesn't count, and then you write up one sentence describing your attack. While the logic behind the description can be pretty odd, it has to actually somehow be about your word. HALL > BALL with the description:"I drop a bowling ball from my bomber plane." works but something like "I see a ball and draw my sword to slash the enemy" doesn't. Unlike Melonlord's version which also did damage for shuffling here I simply use the basic scrabble value of a word. However creative attacks do got a bonus compared to the more basic idea's. Also included are critical hits meaning that if you include the word the previous poster made in your description you deal an extra 25 % damage.I'm also going to include Word Alchemy, mana points and word scramble x2. Word Alchemy allows to combine the previous two four letter words into a 5 letter word but you can only use letters both words share while still being able to change one of them so FLIP <=> FOIL = PILOT works but FLIP <=> FOIL ==> FLAIL doesn't. You can decide to continue with 5 letter words or go back to 4 letter ones at any time though any 5 letter words not gotten from alchemy directly carry a 10% bonus. You can't get crits while using word alchemy but you can get mana points. Whenever you have 3 mana points you can use the 2x scrambler and change two letters instead of one, this still works when using alchemy. For 7 points you can add an extra letter to a 4 letter word while still being to crit, that doesn't give you any extra damage beyond the crit but the bonus for future 5 letter words will apply. You can also get negative modifiers for coming with a word that has been recently (i.e the same page) used, doing so results in your attack doing 20% less damage. However if the next poster uses that word in their description for a crit it's all calculated the same way as always. Each person gets one attack per update. Oh no a forum game thief has appeared, it looks like he is trying to steal Melonlord's game without giving any credit. Stop him. Forum game thief hp 950/950 Current word :RAKE
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Post by sillyConformist on Apr 16, 2019 22:19:55 GMT
RAKE > BAKE I pick up the provided RAKE, and use it to push the forum game thief into an oven to BAKE him. ((Yay, I really liked the original version of this game by melonlord, looking for ward to this one too.))
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Post by aldente on Apr 16, 2019 22:24:39 GMT
RAKE > CAKE
You know the age-old gag where the pie flies into the person's face? Well let's seethis guy take a whole cake!
I thought I would be safe from being ninja'd. I was wrong.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 17, 2019 5:14:26 GMT
RAKE > BAKE I pick up the provided RAKE, and use it to push the forum game thief into an oven to BAKE him. ((Yay, I really liked the original version of this game by melonlord, looking for ward to this one too.))
Despite his struggles the thief ends up in the oven. Unfortunately he gets out before he is golden brown but the heat still dealt 55 damage crit + 25 procent = 68 damage ( Yeah, so did I. Just hope I can make this as fun.) forum game thief 882/950 hp Current word Bake
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Post by aldente on Apr 17, 2019 5:36:13 GMT
BAKE > BIKE
I’ll ride my war-bike into battle, presumably just slamming into the thief.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 17, 2019 13:33:32 GMT
BAKE > BIKE I’ll ride my war-bike into battle, presumably just slamming into the thief. You slam your bike into the thief knocking him over and dealing 50 damage. Forum Game Thief gets back up and looks angry. Seems like he is preparing something.forum game thief 832/950 hp Current word Bike
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Post by sillyConformist on Apr 17, 2019 16:07:43 GMT
BAKE <==> BIKE ==> BREAK
After seeing how well aldente's attack worked, I pick up my own mountain BIKE and BREAK it on the forum game thief's head.
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Post by Royktfs on Apr 18, 2019 12:30:12 GMT
BREAK > BROKE
I beat the thief up and steal his lunchmoney, leaving him BROKE.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 19, 2019 14:19:02 GMT
BAKE <==> BIKE ==> BREAK After seeing how well aldente's attack worked, I pick up my own mountain BIKE and BREAK it on the forum game thief's head. You hit the thief with a bike on his head using enough strength to break the metal dealing 60 damage, no crit because of alchemy BREAK > BROKE I beat the thief up and steal his lunchmoney, leaving him BROKE. Your attempt to treat the thief like a nerd from a typical 80's movie cartoon/movie works and you deal 55 damage non alchemy 5 letter word +10% = 60 damage Forum Game Thief steals a letter, until the next update the M can't be used.Forum Game Thief 722/950 hp SillyConformist:Mana 1Aldente:Mana 0Royktfs:Mana 0 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana Word Alchemy allows to combine the previous two four letter words into a 5 letter word but you can only use letters both words share while still being able to change one of them. Free
Current word Broke (Royktfs, please log in next time it'll make it easier to keep track of to keep track of the mana earned)
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Post by aldente on Apr 19, 2019 17:12:31 GMT
BROKE -> BLOKE
I'll convince a couple BLOKES in the neighborhood to help me beat this guy up by convincing them he's the one that BROKE all these bikes lying around the place. Their bikes could be next!
Also how does one gain mana.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 19, 2019 18:39:10 GMT
(You know how word alchemy works, right? At the moment that is the only way to get mana.)
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Post by Con Air on Apr 22, 2019 23:00:53 GMT
BLOKE -> BLOCK
I send the forum game thief into Blockland, where he is mercilessly pummeled by some BLOKES with BLOCKS.
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Post by venchi on Apr 23, 2019 6:02:02 GMT
BROKE -> BLOKE I'll convince a couple BLOKES in the neighborhood to help me beat this guy up by convincing them he's the one that BROKE all these bikes lying around the place. Their bikes could be next! Also how does one gain mana. You successfully con the blokes to do your work for you and they deal 55 non alchemy 5 letter word +10% =60 damage This was two sentences and you can only use for your description but since it works without the second sentence I will ignore it this once though you lose the creativity bonus. BLOKE -> BLOCK I send the forum game thief into Blockland, where he is mercilessly pummeled by some BLOKES with BLOCKS. You magically transport the thief and the blokes to Blockland where angered by the change in their surroundings the blokes attack with blocks before they all return having dealt 65 damage non alchemy 5 letter word +10% = 77 damage Thanks to the repeated Bloke beating the forum thief drops the letter M which becomes available for use againForum Game Thief 520/950 hp SillyConformist:Mana 1Aldente:Mana 0Royktfs:Mana 0Con Air:Mana 0 Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana
Word Alchemy allows to combine the previous two four letter words into a 5 letter word but you can only use letters both words share while still being able to change one of them. Free
Current word BLOCK
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 23, 2019 14:54:42 GMT
BLOCK -> CLOCK
I distract him by asking fot the time, and when he turns to look at the CLOCK, I hit him on the head with a BLOCK.
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Post by Con Air on Apr 23, 2019 22:45:13 GMT
I bring it back down to four letters.
CLOCK -> COCK
I COCK my gun when the thief least expects it. Then, I shoot him with my gun, which is actually a CLOCK that shoots gears.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Apr 24, 2019 2:13:14 GMT
COCK -> MOCK
I mercilessly MOCK the thief for being so small, large, and dumb, and immediately feel bad about it.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Apr 24, 2019 18:14:56 GMT
(Sorry Con, only one sentence descriptions are allowed, the first time with Aldente was an exception. I will give you some time to change it though)
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Post by sillyConformist on Apr 24, 2019 20:58:07 GMT
MOCK -> COMB
I COMB the forum game theif's hair into a really ugly style, and then proceed to MOCK him for it.
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Post by venchi on Apr 25, 2019 6:37:29 GMT
BLOCK -> CLOCK I distract him by asking fot the time, and when he turns to look at the CLOCK, I hit him on the head with a BLOCK. Your question successfully distract the thief and you give him a concussion doing 70 damage non alchemy 5 letter word +10% and crit +25% = 96 damage I bring it back down to four letters. CLOCK -> COCK I COCK my gun when the thief least expects it. Then, I shoot him with my gun, which is actually a CLOCK that shoots gears. Sorry it was creative, but for now only one sentence descriptions are allowed so no damage was dealt COCK -> MOCK I mercilessly MOCK the thief for being so small, large, and dumb, and immediately feel bad about it. Despite the contradiction in you calling the thief both large and small you still deal 66 emotional damage. MOCK -> COMB I COMB the forum game theif's hair into a really ugly style, and then proceed to MOCK him for it. The thief is surprised by you combing his hair and starts crying when he is mocked again 55 crit +25% = 68 damage Forum Game Thief 290/950 hp SillyConformist:Mana 1Aldente:Mana 0Royktfs:Mana 0Con Air:Mana 0The One Guy:Mana 0Nothingisokay:Mana 0
Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana
Word Alchemy allows to combine the previous two four letter words into a 5 letter word but you can only use letters both words share while still being able to change one of them. Free
Current word COMB
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Post by Con Air on Apr 26, 2019 22:52:28 GMT
COMB -> BOMB
I comb the thief’s hair again, but this time into a mullet that is so ugly that it explodes kike a bomb.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Apr 26, 2019 23:09:18 GMT
BOMB -> BLOB
I drop a green, translucent BOMB on the thief's head, which explodes into a humongous slime BLOB
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Post by venchi on Apr 28, 2019 6:25:17 GMT
COMB -> BOMB I comb the thief’s hair again, but this time into a mullet that is so ugly that it explodes kike a bomb. Despite hair normally not being explosive the ugliness of the mullet offends the universe enough that it makes an exception dealing 55 damage crit +25% = 68 BOMB -> BLOB I drop a green, translucent BOMB on the thief's head, which explodes into a humongous slime BLOB Despite the explosion causing a humongous blob of slime to appear it only deals 40 damage crit +25% = 50 Forum Game Thief 172/950 hp SillyConformist:Mana 1
Aldente:Mana 0
Royktfs:Mana 0
Con Air:Mana 0
The One Guy:Mana 0
Nothingisokay:Mana 0Available abilities
2X SCRAMBLE: Allows you to change 2 letters on your turn, instead of just one. Can be used once per turn. Cost: 3 mana
Word Alchemy allows to combine the previous two four letter words into a 5 letter word but you can only use letters both words share while still being able to change one of them. Free
Current word BLOB
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Apr 28, 2019 7:04:31 GMT
BLOB -> LOBE
I flick the Thief's ear LOBE
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Post by sillyConformist on May 1, 2019 2:10:07 GMT
LOBE -> BOWL
I set a large BOWL in the forum game thief's path for him to trip on.
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Post by Con Air on May 1, 2019 12:22:35 GMT
LOBE <==> BOWL ==> WOBEN
I throw a box labeled “WOBEN” at the thief, which actually contains Wobenzym, meant to treat immune systems, unfortunately, the Wobenzym has the opposite effect on the thief.
(I don’t know if this is legal or not)
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