COOLER AND NEWER WEB COMIC [ACT 1 ACT 2 7/20/2002]

>jhon pls appear, thx.
>do a pulling out of your arms
>ok nice arms but lets go back to whatever you were doing
>command the red guy

rose: pester litrally any1
rose: disgust
rose: go do the tentacle sh- oh im not allowed to swear sry
rose: play an instrument pls thx

john: do a reference

Jade: praise furry jegus

but why am i nt"o" in the charapcter lsit

========< gasses gurl: becom the "jamde hairdly"

Jade:Lust over photo of John

0.5x A presses

In this suggestion i will be explaining exactly what i do to collect

Watch for the Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A presses.

But first, we need to clear something up because every time i post a half A press comment,

I get the same replies asking over and over what it means, even though i always have a whole
paragraph in the description explaining it, which, even starts with "If you're wondering what a half A press is, read this before replying me to ask"

But, maybe what you guys need isn't a paragraph, maybe you guys need an example

So, consider elevator-jhon over the earth, not even the whole star, just consider getting to that cannon platform, which is a necessary part of getting the star, so how many A presses does it take to get there?

Well, if you say 0 that's wrong because then Jhon can't go far enough, if you say 1, while it's true that Jhon can get there with one, but we can do a little better!

We can do it in half an A press to do that, we start the level already holding A, and then we use that A press to reach the platform.

Now hold on, I know what you're thinking




Well, Caliborn "English" Cherub, hear me out.

An A press actually has three parts to it, when A is pressed, when A is held, and when A is released, together this forms one complete A press, now usually it's the pressing that's useful, because that's the only part that makes Jhon jump, however, sometimes it's sufficient to just use the holding part, which allows Jhon to do little kicks, to swim in pee, to fall slowly while being a dumpass, and to fall slowly with the elevator, and as for the release... Well there's currently no case where that's useful or important, so don't worry about that part. 

maek jhnon hab secz w tepezip pilice ofisir to AVOID jails

b: jape Harejley
bee: rorb laloorbe

Rorb: Enter teh void
Jape: Txt Omega Male