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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 9, 2019 2:43:06 GMT
START OFFICE ESCAPE ADVENTURE
 You wake up locked in your office, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your office, useful or otherwise. Mirror |
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 9, 2019 16:07:00 GMT
> Examine note in the ground. |
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Jun 9, 2019 20:44:15 GMT
> Throw apple out window to break out.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 9, 2019 22:25:29 GMT
>Eat apple
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 10, 2019 19:37:08 GMT
> Break the window open with pumpkin! This is not a pumpkin! But a giant apple that decorates your office, you keep it around for the atmosphere, plus it's not even real so you can't eat it.  You try to lift the apple, but it appears to heavy to even budge! > Open the window with your hands!
 The window is locked! You don't see any way to open it from here! > Fix the keycard by bending it the other way in the window.
 ]You use the keycard on the window, bending it back the other way. It's still crumpled though. > Ask the guy down there to throw something at the window.
 Your try and get the attention of the guy downstairs, but you fail to catch his attention because of the glass in your way. > Pee on the door to corrode the lock.
  You turn around to undo your pants, as you do, You notice the door to your office.
>Eat apple.
 You do the unprofessional thing and think about eating the apple. However It's still Unedible and instead you make a face at it. You lose 20% of your SALARY for acting as such. Update Mirror |
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Post by venchi on Jun 11, 2019 10:57:14 GMT
Open the door
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 12, 2019 15:40:38 GMT
> Open the door.
You try to open the door with your KEY CARD. But for some reason it doesn't work.
What kind of key card is this anyway?
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 12, 2019 20:37:52 GMT
> Call the number
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Post by aldente on Jun 12, 2019 22:19:38 GMT
> Punch the glass to break it to allow yourself an exit.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 13, 2019 18:54:49 GMT
> Call the number.
You call out the number, hoping that someone might hear your shouting from the hall.> Punch the glass to break it to allow yourself an exit.
 You send your fist towards the door post-haste. Your hand collides with the door, and it connects with the solid panel.  It appears that the door never actually had a window, it was just a poster glued onto it. Update Mirror |
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Post by venchi on Jun 13, 2019 19:48:49 GMT
Check the back of the poster
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 13, 2019 20:33:53 GMT
>Be the door
>Door: Open
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 14, 2019 1:49:21 GMT
> Check the back of the poster.  Flipping over the poster, you find a bunch of weird directions you can't make heads or tails of. >Be the door You are now the door. Awhile ago, some man opened you. You are now closed. >Door: Open Oh, nevermind. It appears someone just opened you. Update Mirror |
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 15, 2019 18:02:47 GMT
> Door opener: do a police code 420.
 You are now a solitary NIGHT GUARD. You have no idea what a code "420" is. But somehow you feel like it involves a lot of calendars. Update Mirror |
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 15, 2019 20:10:51 GMT
>Door-Opener: Notice non-Door-Opener in the room
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 16, 2019 1:29:53 GMT
>Door-Opener: Notice non-Door-Opener in the room You are quite frankly confused, as you don't seem to notice anyone else in this room. |
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Post by venchi on Jun 16, 2019 17:41:08 GMT
Lick the window
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 16, 2019 20:30:38 GMT
> Lick the window. You think about licking the nearby window for just a moment, then something in you tells you that probably wouldn't be the brightest idea. You wonder where that thought even came from. Gee that was stupid, you hope you don't lose salary for it. GOD DAMN IT. |
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jun 16, 2019 21:03:22 GMT
>Door opener: Examine tool belt
>Door opener: Remember what the heck you're doing here
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Post by Itsimplyace on Jun 18, 2019 0:07:39 GMT
> Door opener: Remember what the heck you're doing here Okay, but your name isn't "Door opener".As stated before. you are a SOLITARY NIGHTGUARD. Your job is to secure the premises of this OFFICE BUILDING and report any WRONG DOINGS.
> Door opener: Examine tool belt Ah yes. Your trusty TOOLBELT. A nightguard wouldn't be caught dead without it. You currently have one (1) FLASHLIGHT, a KEYRING with three (3) sets of rings, as well as you faithful TRUNCHEON. You've use it on many occasion to knock the heads around of trespassers and unruly youths. > Do busywork to increase salary
 You start to search the room, equipping your FLASHLIGHT. You hope that this will be enough work to get your salary back up.  An odd noise brings your attention up towards the south wall. You wonder what could be making that noise.  Oh. Update Mirror |
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Post by venchi on Jul 20, 2019 4:48:42 GMT
Wave to the man tapping on the glass
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