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Post by NeverHere on Jul 30, 2019 23:39:25 GMT
Bec Noir has shown up! Why or how you don’t know but he’s a pretty big asshole so it’s time to kill him!
1. Attack Bec Noir. Try to kill him. He’ll probably find a way to dodge it tho so give it your best
2. Be nice.
3. I’m making this up as I go.
Bec Noir: 413/413
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Post by TrickleJest on Jul 30, 2019 23:40:48 GMT
I call in the power of Lord English to smite Bec Noir. Although Bec is a superior villain, the Lord has a surprise up his sleeve.
What's the surprise? Oh. It's a knife. He stabs Bec.
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Post by gutza1 on Jul 30, 2019 23:45:02 GMT
Suddenly, Bec Noir is painfully rammed into the ground by the sudden appearance of a miniature flying saucer!
Rick: Oh my God Morty what did you do, you killed the Sovereign Slayer, Morty!
Morty: Oh my God, no, nooahahhh!
Rick: Oh God look at the jester outfit! Oh my God Morty, you killed Bec Noir, Morty, he's a famous-eeeeeeeeuuuugh Homestuck character and you-you killed him!
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Post by splashcat on Jul 31, 2019 0:11:30 GMT
A thousand angry Collide viewers descend upon the battlfield, toting signs saying "YOU SPARED THE WRONG JACK" and "#SpadesDidNothingWrong". They quickly decapitate Bec Noir with a regisword and stitch his head onto Spades Slick's dead body.
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Post by NeverHere on Jul 31, 2019 1:46:48 GMT
I call in the power of Lord English to smite Bec Noir. Although Bec is a superior villain, the Lord has a surprise up his sleeve. What's the surprise? Oh. It's a knife. He stabs Bec. Lord English would never smite Bec Noir, he’s his bro! Suddenly, Bec Noir is painfully rammed into the ground by the sudden appearance of a miniature flying saucer! Rick: Oh my God Morty what did you do, you killed the Sovereign Slayer, Morty!Morty: Oh my God, no, nooahahhh!Rick: Oh God look at the jester outfit! Oh my God Morty, you killed Bec Noir, Morty, he's a famous-eeeeeeeeuuuugh Homestuck character and you-you killed him!Noir contemplates how great it isn’t to have instantaneous teleportation. Nothing can get the drop on him. He can’t be touched, he’s all powerful, he’s invibOHMYGODFLYINGSAUCER. It hits him and deals 1 damage! After being slammed to the ground by this giant hunk of metal, BN eventually teleports away and hovers above the ship, pissed off. He teleports his sword into his hand and slices the saucer in half. A thousand angry Collide viewers descend upon the battlfield, toting signs saying "YOU SPARED THE WRONG JACK" and "#SpadesDidNothingWrong". They quickly decapitate Bec Noir with a regisword and stitch his head onto Spades Slick's dead body. Bec stares blankly at the incoming crowd of protesters, blinks slowly for a minute, and then uses the Red Miles to kill them all. Who the fuck is Spades Slick anyways, he wonders. Bec Noir : 412/413 |
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jul 31, 2019 1:47:08 GMT
i will now proceed to unleash the most longwinded, most creative attack, most effortful, most difficult, most mostest attack ever witnessed in this game
it will be glorious
9/10 bec noirs will recommend not dodging this attack, that's how great it is
here it comeessssssssssss
I drop a nuke
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Post by TrickleJest on Jul 31, 2019 1:50:35 GMT
I summon the Scatman.
Scapadoodolodobabudubidubibababbdbdbuudududdub-dadabadum.
Bec Noir develops death.
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Post by NeverHere on Jul 31, 2019 14:30:31 GMT
i will now proceed to unleash the most longwinded, most creative attack, most effortful, most difficult, most mostest attack ever witnessed in this game it will be glorious 9/10 bec noirs will recommend not dodging this attack, that's how great it is here it comeessssssssssss I drop a nuke Bec Noir performs the most epic, amazing, most detailed and well written retaliation possible! He teleports away right as the Nuke hits. I summon the Scatman. Scapadoodolodobabudubidubibababbdbdbuudududdub-dadabadum. Bec Noir develops death. You summon the Scatman! Wow. Yeah. Look at him there, just....scatting. Bloody amazing. Bec Noir doesn’t develop death, but he is too distracted appreciating Scatman’s skills in scatting to stab him to death! He’ll be distracted for then next turn Bec Noir: 412/413 Scatman: 100/100 |
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Post by gutza1 on Jul 31, 2019 14:52:52 GMT
Rick and Morty quickly escape from their vehicle as Jack slices it in half, with Rick managing to grab some chemicals from a side receptacle before absconding!
Rick: Holy crap Morty, run, he's got super-speed and teleportation, Morty!
Morty: Teleportation?! Aww jeez Rick, what are we gonna do, he can kill us even if we run away!
Rick: Don't worry Morty, I have an-euuuuuuugh solution! I can whip up a batch of a chemical countermeasure Morty! It's a very potent countermeasure so you better be careful!
Morty: Aww jeez Rick, that sounds dangerous, let's just find some place to hide and portal out of here!
Rick: Don't worry Morty, I've been waiting to use this for a long time! It'll work like a dream, Morty, I promise!
Rick then deploys a portable workstation and begins mixing the chemicals together! As Morty hurriedly scans for any hiding spots, the solution begins to bubble and turn a variety of exotic colors! Finally, upon adding the last ingredient, Rick holds his creation up, examining it one last time!
Rick: Here goes nothing, Morty!
He then drinks the vial whole, then doubles over in pain as the solution gets to work!
Morty: Aww no, Rick, what did you do!
Rick: I'll be alright, Morty, I just need to unleash this...
Rick manages to fight through the pain and gets up off the ground, taunting Bec Noir to teleport over and attack him! Right when Bec does so, the entire space he is in is filled with an incredibly caustic gas as Bec is blasted with the power of...
Rick: ... the *most epic fart, ever*.
It appears that Bec Noir does not have a convenient gas mask on his person.
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Post by cecil rhodes on Jul 31, 2019 20:14:29 GMT
Mandem sees an empty forum, and thinks to himself: "mmmmhm, this place is ripe to colonise." Mandem starts a diamond mining company here.
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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Jul 31, 2019 21:19:30 GMT
how to kill bec noir: Step 1: approach bec noir. Step 2: prepare to attack bec noir. Step 3:  |
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Post by TrickleJest on Jul 31, 2019 21:46:54 GMT
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Post by NeverHere on Jul 31, 2019 22:27:17 GMT
Rick and Morty quickly escape from their vehicle as Jack slices it in half, with Rick managing to grab some chemicals from a side receptacle before absconding! Rick: Holy crap Morty, run, he's got super-speed and teleportation, Morty!Morty: Teleportation?! Aww jeez Rick, what are we gonna do, he can kill us even if we run away!
Rick: Don't worry Morty, I have an-euuuuuuugh solution! I can whip up a batch of a chemical countermeasure Morty! It's a very potent countermeasure so you better be careful!
Morty: Aww jeez Rick, that sounds dangerous, let's just find some place to hide and portal out of here!
Rick: Don't worry Morty, I've been waiting to use this for a long time! It'll work like a dream, Morty, I promise!
Rick then deploys a portable workstation and begins mixing the chemicals together! As Morty hurriedly scans for any hiding spots, the solution begins to bubble and turn a variety of exotic colors! Finally, upon adding the last ingredient, Rick holds his creation up, examining it one last time! Rick: Here goes nothing, Morty!
He then drinks the vial whole, then doubles over in pain as the solution gets to work! Morty: Aww no, Rick, what did you do!
Rick: I'll be alright, Morty, I just need to unleash this...
Rick manages to fight through the pain and gets up off the ground, taunting Bec Noir to teleport over and attack him! Right when Bec does so, the entire space he is in is filled with an incredibly caustic gas as Bec is blasted with the power of... Rick: ... the *most epic fart, ever*.
It appears that Bec Noir does not have a convenient gas mask on his person. There are numerous benefits to having enhanced senses. You can find people easier, you can find hidden things, and you can react much faster in general. Having advanced smell in a situation involving the worlds greatest fart is most definitely not a benefit. Bec goes crazy and starts choking, green energy flying all over the place, before teleporting away. He takes 3 damage! Mandem sees an empty forum, and thinks to himself: "mmmmhm, this place is ripe to colonise." Mandem starts a diamond mining company here. You start a diamond mining company! I’m sure the omnipotent murder dog over there will leave you alone during this venture. how to kill bec noir: Step 1: approach bec noir. Step 2: prepare to attack bec noir. Step 3: Bec Noirs doggy instincts take over, and he begins howling even louder than you yell to assert his dominance! quebec noir Quebec Noir summoned! But why? —————————- Bec Noir continues listening to The Scatman, and is so impressed with his talents in scatting that he offers the chance to join him, and he accepts! He teleports a red, diamond shaped sticker into his hand, and slaps it onto Scatmans hat! He tries to think of a name for this new Crew, but he can’t think of anything...something with an M maybe...eh he’ll figure it out later. Quebec Noir attempts to attack Bec Noir, But he’s in the air flying, and as the pic clearly shows Quebec Noir doesn’t have wings! He settles for attacking Scatman instead. 20 damage! Bec Noir: 409/413 Scatman: 80/100 Quebec Noir: 100/100 |
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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Jul 31, 2019 22:53:01 GMT
how to killdominance bec noir: Step 1: take a deep breath Step 2: Relax. Step 3:  |
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Post by venchi on Aug 1, 2019 4:59:33 GMT
I, an adult male, have somehow managed to disguise my perfectly as Jade right down to voice, scent and body language. I walk up to BN tell him to come down and if he does I bap him on the nose with a newspaper
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Post by TrickleJest on Aug 1, 2019 11:30:07 GMT
After hearing the word "diamond", Minecraft Steve rises from his grave and performs an ultimate trifecta move with Quebec Noir.
The Scatman just scats aggressively behind them. Boy, his scatting sure is getting heated.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 2, 2019 0:10:14 GMT
how to killdominance bec noir: Step 1: take a deep breath Step 2: Relax. Step 3: In response to your increased volume, Bec Noir howls even louder! His body begins sparking with green energy, before he lets out a massive burst of spatial power that ends up teleporting you to the other half of the battlefield. I, an adult male, have somehow managed to disguise my perfectly as Jade right down to voice, scent and body language. I walk up to BN tell him to come down and if he does I bap him on the nose with a newspaper The Bec part of Bec Noirs Brain takes over, and he silently floats down before getting bapped with a newspaper. After hearing the word "diamond", Minecraft Steve rises from his grave and performs an ultimate trifecta move with Quebec Noir. The Scatman just scats aggressively behind them. Boy, his scatting sure is getting heated. Minecraft Steve summoned! He and Quebec Noir cannot perform an ultimate trifecta move, because you need to have three people to form a trifecta! You cannot describe what the Scatman does, as he is now on Bec Noirs team! For shame Trickle, for SHAME. —————————- Now that he’s joined Bec Noirs Crew, Scatman changes his name to Diamonds Scatdroog! Since he can’t directly attack now because of (who he thinks is) Jade, Bec Noir summons three Uranium Imps to do the attacking for him! Not only will they attack, but they will also deflect any attacks sent towards Bec Noir until they are all dead! Bec Noir: 409/413 Diamonds Scatdroog: 80/100 Quebec Noir: 100/10 Minecraft Steve: 100/100
Uranium Imp: 9/9
Uranium Imp 9/9
Uranium Imp: 9/9
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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 2, 2019 1:01:30 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at bec noir: Step 1. get pirate equipment. step 2. approach bec noir! Step 3! Take a deep breath. step 4...  |
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Post by TrickleJest on Aug 2, 2019 15:03:12 GMT
Okay, I'm not saying the Scatman scats, because that'd be directing him to scat, buuuuuut I do know that the only thing he can do is scat, so in a sense, this basically makes him my entity. I always know that at any time he's either dead or scatting. As such, the Scatman keeps scatting.
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Post by venchi on Aug 3, 2019 5:11:20 GMT
Realizing that my perfect Jade costume doesn't include any guns I punch the nearest Imp
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 3, 2019 15:12:04 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at bec noir: Step 1. get pirate equipment. step 2. approach bec noir! Step 3! Take a deep breath. step 4... You succeed in becoming a pirate through your effort and your yelling! Or, maybe the yelling wasn’t needed? I actually don’t think there’s anything to judge the necessary attributes to be a pirate. Either way, you are the pirate, it is you. Okay, I'm not saying the Scatman scats, because that'd be directing him to scat, buuuuuut I do know that the only thing he can do is scat, so in a sense, this basically makes him my entity. I always know that at any time he's either dead or scatting. As such, the Scatman keeps scatting. Oh? You wanna tell me he can only scat? Huh? You wanna tell me what he does and doesn’t do? Well I think you’ll find.... That you’re right. Diamonds Scatdroog scats. Realizing that my perfect Jade costume doesn't include any guns I punch the nearest Imp The Imp teleports your punch into....the face of another Imp! Wow, then that dodge was pretty useless actually. Might as well have not dodged at all. Oh well. 3 damage to an Imp! —————————- Quebec Noir approaches an Imp, confusing it. This guy looks like it’s boss, but he still has an arm and he’s missing his wings and his ring? Using this confusion to his advantage, Quebec Noir picks up the Imp and takes a bite out of it! 5 damage! The Imp then teleports away in terror. Minecraft Steve sneaks up behind an Imp to attack it with his diamond pickaxe, but the moment he’s about to hit, he’s teleported right behind Quebec Noir and hits him instead! 7 damage! Bec Noir: 409/413 Diamonds Scatdroog: 80/100 Quebec Noir: 95/100 Minecraft Steve: 100/100
Uranium Imp: 4/9
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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 3, 2019 18:53:54 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at infuriate bec noir: 1) replace troll cosplay step two: enter bec noirs field of vision Step three.  |
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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 5, 2019 0:36:53 GMT
Bump
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Post by TrickleJest on Aug 5, 2019 10:40:11 GMT
I use the bump to bump Bec Noir on the head. Or the imps.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 5, 2019 22:27:12 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at infuriate bec noir: 1) replace troll cosplay step two: enter bec noirs field of vision Step three. Bec Noir has become so confused and infuriated that he doesn’t even know what to do, including stabbing you! He’s just..standing there...slowly processing what’s going on. Somehow this bump kills one of the injured Imps! I use the bump to bump Bec Noir on the head. Or the imps. You reuse the bump, dealing 5 damage to one of the Imps! ————————— Quebec Noir kicks one of the Imps like a soccer ball, which sends it flying towards another Imp! The Imp teleports it’s comrade away right before they collide..directly into Minecraft Steve’s Pickaxe! The Imp is dead! Angry that his Imps have died out so fast, Bec Noir points his arm out towards the last remaining Imp, his arm charging up with green energy as he fires it towards the little bugger! The Imp absorbs the energy, and begins flashing and bursting with energy even more than normal! It is now supercharged! It’ll be harder to take out this time, you can tell, it’s teleporting all over the place in just a few minutes, and scorching the earth wherever it goes! Bec Noir: 409/413 Diamonds Scatdroog: 80/100 Quebec Noir: 95/100 Minecraft Steve: 100/100
Supercharged Uranium Imp: 36/36
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