venchi
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Post by venchi on Sept 1, 2019 7:13:59 GMT
I wish for the Genie to summon the spirits of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton as well as Bill Nye and Neil degrasse Tyson so they can work work on a way to repair the Spacetime Integrity. I specifically make clear I don't need the dead brought back to life just capable of communicating with the living
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Sept 1, 2019 15:24:29 GMT
" He’s quickly able to figure out the rules for the various complex games,"
Pffft, Rules? Rules? Who do'ya think you're fooling? There're no rules in Paradox Billiards! In fact, he's activated my trap lard! If the lard I spread on the island (5 paradox billiards turns back while countering his penguin army) falls into the abyss of the spirit realm, Bec Noir is cursed to slip and hit his head every 34 seconds, even if there's nothing to slip on and he's flying!... unless, of course, he returns for a true match of paradox billiards. What do you mean that's not what happened? I think it is, and I have a jarful of reality instability to "prove" it!
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 1, 2019 21:40:00 GMT
I deactivate Shonen Mode, then proceed to slap JObob with a fish. This does nothing except express my frustration. "I nearly had him!" I huff. Then i proceed to tap on the portal I had made for the Adamantium Pursuer to come back into relevance through. When he comes in, I whisper some advice. "Try punching something other than the snout occasionally, to mix things up?" Their mind is blown, and they eagerly try out the new advice and punch Bec Noir... in the kneecaps! The Adamantium Pursuer returns! Bec Noir is furious, he thought this thing was gone! It rushes forwards and proceeds to land it fist straight into his kneecaps, dealing 5 damage! I grab some cosmic superstring strata from beyond the cracks in the sky, garrote Bec Noir with them, then use them to stitch the cracks shut. Bec Noir simply teleports away as you attempt to garrotte him! You couldn’t find enough superstring to sew all the cracks closed, but you close enough that Spacetime Integrity goes up by 15! I wish for the Genie to summon the spirits of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton as well as Bill Nye and Neil degrasse Tyson so they can work work on a way to repair the Spacetime Integrity. I specifically make clear I don't need the dead brought back to life just capable of communicating with the living The ghosts of the three scientists and two others are summoned! They look up at the sky and see why you called them here, and begin working to find a solution! They’ll be finished by next turn! “Alright, one wish left big fella. What d’ya want?” " He’s quickly able to figure out the rules for the various complex games," Pffft, Rules? Rules? Who do'ya think you're fooling? There're no rules in Paradox Billiards! In fact, he's activated my trap lard! If the lard I spread on the island (5 paradox billiards turns back while countering his penguin army) falls into the abyss of the spirit realm, Bec Noir is cursed to slip and hit his head every 34 seconds, even if there's nothing to slip on and he's flying!... unless, of course, he returns for a true match of paradox billiards. What do you mean that's not what happened? I think it is, and I have a jarful of reality instability to "prove" it! The exact definition of an abyss is “a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm”. The water is not a chasm, and thus the trap lards effects do not take hold! ——————- Spacetime Integrity goes down by 5. Minecraft Steve starts slowly mining the blocks on his nerdpole to get down, but Bec Noir teleports near the bottom of the nerdpole, and slices it clean in half, sending Minecraft Steve tumbling to the ground! The fall deals 30 damage! The Adamantium Pursuer rushes up to him, attempting to once more punch him in the kneecaps! In a flash of green light however, a large beast appears before him, and punches him away, dealing 20 damage! Bec Noir has summoned a Uranium Ogre to fight the entities! SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 57% Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413
Uranium Ogre:[AoD]: 50/50
L U I G I[GS]: 150/150
Quebec Noir[GS]: 100/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 40/100
Adamantium Pursuer[GS]: 120/150
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200
Batman[GS]: 150/150
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 1, 2019 21:58:03 GMT
And now, let me take a moment to talk about Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator.
The sequel that improved so much on the original. The sequel that launched a million spinoffs and other sequels, and one of the big inspirations for why this game exists.Today, 9/01, is the anniversary of the day that game was made.
DTG has never been without flaws. Everything has flaws on some level, after all. But it’s been an inspiration to many, and it’s done something amazing: it’s built a community.
Through DTG I’ve met some of the greatest people I’ve ever seen, some of the funniest, smartest, and most creative....people who I am beyond glad to call my friends.
The games are many things, good, bad, somewhere in between. But the community? The community is amazing. It’s wonderful. And I’m goad to be a part of it and met so many new people because of it. And I’m glad I get to meet new people here, too. You’re all entertaining, creative, fun. I hope we get to see each other again in some form after this game.
Happy 9/01, everybody.
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Sept 1, 2019 23:48:06 GMT
I fix this issue by making a deep chasm with ice walls where the lard fell. It ends up being a very wide chasm, to make sure none of the lard is elsewhere.
Bec Will play Paradox Billiards.
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Sept 2, 2019 15:21:07 GMT
I use my last wish to summon Beck Noir's counterpart/love interest Fully Prototyped PM
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AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Sept 2, 2019 19:43:54 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of harvest WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack Uranium Imp Ghost diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep Luigiiffy and use them for cookery:
Step 1: get gathering basket
Step 2: wave axe
Step 3: Initiate Screaming
<insert AAAAAAX animation with falling ingredient behind>
Sorry for isn't hyeef and less posts. school started and is taking up much time. This is problem and not ink mines. as can see is no human blood-pump picture here which proves not ink mines.
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 3, 2019 1:41:56 GMT
I fix this issue by making a deep chasm with ice walls where the lard fell. It ends up being a very wide chasm, to make sure none of the lard is elsewhere. Bec Will play Paradox Billiards. Before the lard can fall, it’s teleported with a green flash and appears inside a jar, which is inside a locked case, which is inside a tuba! I use my last wish to summon Beck Noir's counterpart/love interest Fully Prototyped PM “Oh I can already tell this is gonna turn out brilliant. But fine, as you command.” The Genie snaps, and then disappears. Suddenly, high in the sky, an orb of green burning light appears, growing exponentially fast and letting of sparks of green energy. It’s extremely bright, so much that even Bec Noir turns his head to the side to avoid looking directly at it. When the light is gone, in it’s place is now what appears to be a tall, white version of jack. Dressed in grey rags and holding her sword, she gives Bec Noir a venomous glare, her furiously shimmering with the power of the Green Sun. The Prospitian Monarch has arrived. And she is pissed. Bec Noir stares ta her, terrified, before she rushes forwards towards him, bringing her sword down on him. The strike is only barely blocked by Bec Noir, who quickly teleports away and begins flying in the air. A futile effort, as PM easily follows him. The two enter a stalemate, teleporting and swordfighting all across the skies, neither landing a clear blow-yet. How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of harvest WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack Uranium Imp Ghost diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep Luigiiffy and use them for cookery: Step 1: get gathering basket Step 2: wave axe Step 3: Initiate Screaming <insert AAAAAAX animation with falling ingredient behind> Sorry for isn't hyeef and less posts. school started and is taking up much time. This is problem and not ink mines. as can see is no human blood-pump picture here which proves not ink mines. I understand, I’m starting back tomorrow. You harvest a shit ton of ingredients! I’m terrified what you’re gonna do with that. ————————- The scientists summoned by Venchi have come up with a solution! They have come to the conclusion that the damage in Spacetime has been localised only to this exact point in time, and if reality were reset to a point where there was no damage, it might simply disappear! Unfortunately there is no source of energy large enough to do this, they say. “That’s where we come in.” Says a voice from behind you. You turn around, and you see what appears to be an anthropomorphic Ox...until you look further, and see that it’s not just one anthropomorphic animal, it’s all of them, every type of animal you can think of! Looks like you’ve found the inhabitants of the spirit realm. “We could sense the disturbance, the arrival of you....you have done great damage to this place, to our home. But now we see you aren’t the only ones who can fix it.” The Ox says. “We will grant all of our chi to the worthiest one here, so that he may have the power to reset our realm.” “We will give our power...to him.” The Ox then points at composite Jack Black. Composite Jack Black gracefully ninja flips up to him, and bows. “You know that you will not survive this? The power alone needed....it will burn you out.” He nods, he clearly understands, and is ready to sacrifice himself. “Very well. Then let us begin.” The Ox says. All the other spirits raise their arms, and bright yellow energy bursts out of it, pouring into Composite Jack Black. It’s so bright, but not th eburning bright of the Green Sun. it’s a peaceful calm bright, that brings joy simply from looking at it. Composite Jack Black glows yellow, and raises his arms as well as the spirits disappear. A dome of energy surrounds him, as thin streaks of white energy burst out of his fingertips. He is beginning the rest of reality....or as you know it, a ScratchThe Uranium Ogre snarls, pounding its fists. It doesn’t know what’s happening, but it’s job is to protect it’s master. He can handle the other white dog god, but this..this is unknown. He’s gonna deal with it. Protect Composite Black Jack until the end of next turn! When he does, the Scratch will be complete and Spacetime will be restored! SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 52% Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413
Prospitian Monarch[PM]: 413/413
Uranium Ogre:[AoD]: 50/50
L U I G I[GS]: 150/150
Quebec Noir[GS]: 100/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 40/100
Adamantium Pursuer[GS]: 120/150
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200
Batman[GS]: 150/150
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200 SCRATCHING
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Sept 3, 2019 11:31:21 GMT
I pour some reality instability on this arrangement of tubas and jars and whatever, warping it out of existance, and drop the lard into an abyss that happens to be part furthest ring, negating Jack's teleportation of it.
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Post by splashcat on Sept 3, 2019 23:47:16 GMT
I surround Composite Jack Black in a protective bubble of dots and dashes - in other words, a morse field.
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Post by Some dude or something on Sept 16, 2019 16:33:26 GMT
Be Alt!Calliope and destroy the Green Sun.
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 23, 2019 1:13:05 GMT
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 23, 2019 16:02:55 GMT
Oh and uh, if you want to recycle this thread for random mini games or continue it yourself I don’t mind.
Anyways have fun.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Sept 23, 2019 23:10:54 GMT
Well, it was fun while it lasted. It's moi, JOEbob. I was AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. Also [W]AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa, they were the same person and the pseudocharacter of AAaaa was just afraid of the ink mines. And I made sure I can prove it, in a few ways. JObob, QM of CTG, Best game has the same capitalization pattern as AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. In fact, it started as AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. The same time period that I changed from JOEbob, QM of CTG, Best game to JObob, QM of CTG, Best game, I changed from AAAaaa to AAaaa. Second, in the animation with the face, in the bottom left, there's either base 32 or base 64- i forget which- code for a description of me as me. several of my gifs have gif comments identifying me, I brought up Thargar in CTG a day or two before he got added to DBNchair by me. and probably some other CTG things but i'm not sure. funny thing about discord: when you upload an image in the same channel, some of the link is constant. if you cross-reference that part for any AAaaa gif and a fair amount of my recent unrelated images, you'll find its the same. And of course, I have all the .Xcf's of making these things on my computer. Here is the final .Gif of this game. Its a bit incomplete, but making it a yell now wouldn't really fit the tone of my reveal, since I'm not going to rewrite it as yelling. I don't have a how to {strikethrough} things{/strikethrough} something {strikethrough} things{/strikethrough} step 1 2 3) something something something Thing for it. It would probably be cookery of waluigi, or something.  |
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