As you probably know, the Item Fight thread was started a long time ago, by yours truly. However, that withered and died, so melonlord made another version, but THAT withered and died. But this is different. This is 2019, and this is:
ITEM FIGHT REDUX
How this works: You are given a list of items that can be anywhere from 5 items to 10. Every time you take an item, a new one takes its place. You have to utilize these items to defeat the enemies, either by just using them as weapons or MacGyvering them into something useful. There are 3 enemies each round, and they can inflict a variety of nasty side effects or damage on you. There are 5 rounds. Four regular rounds of enemies, and after that, IT’S BOSS TIME. Bosses are regular enemies, but with more HP and more danger. If you defeat the boss, you win the session, and a new one begins under a different GM.
1: Don’t godmod. This should be self-explanatory. 2: Don’t be a dick to other players. You have to stay by your team’s side every time. This isn’t Destroy the Godmodder. 3: If you need to drop out of the game for a bit, say so. I will put you in stasis, where you can’t attack or be attacked. 4: And most importantly, HAVE FUN.
We’ll start off with a practice round:
ENEMIES: Training Dummy (10 HP)
ITEMS: Butterfingers candy bar Industrial Vice Light Switch Body Pillow Onion Knitting Needle SouljaGame Valium Expired Mayonnaise Sundial