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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 24, 2016 17:26:03 GMT
>Input "dskjhsdk"
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Apr 24, 2016 19:46:26 GMT
Post by typeandkey on Apr 24, 2016 19:46:26 GMT
>Look up internet walk-through.
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Apr 25, 2016 0:06:11 GMT
Post by Drakeon on Apr 25, 2016 0:06:11 GMT
>Input "password"
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Apr 25, 2016 1:49:07 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 25, 2016 1:49:07 GMT
 : You have no idea what those are. They're not even formatted correctly. You do get rid of this travesty though. : Nah, might be a bit too early in the day to go full meta.  : Fine. You might as well try one.  : A piece of paper materializes in your hands. What does it say?  |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 1:57:24 GMT
>It says "Congratulations!", dipshit. What is this, Dora the Explorer?
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Apr 25, 2016 5:48:14 GMT
Post by garoslaw on Apr 25, 2016 5:48:14 GMT
>Complain it is not the most detailed "The" in the world and then ask the guide if he can lead him to the castle.
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Apr 25, 2016 7:18:07 GMT
Post by eerr on Apr 25, 2016 7:18:07 GMT
>This piece of paper is for you.
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Apr 25, 2016 7:40:19 GMT
Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 25, 2016 7:40:19 GMT
>Ask Guide to what end are you adventuring?
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Apr 25, 2016 14:10:43 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 25, 2016 14:10:43 GMT
Turn it over.
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Apr 25, 2016 16:59:34 GMT
Post by typeandkey on Apr 25, 2016 16:59:34 GMT
>Criticize them on their penmanship.
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Apr 25, 2016 18:30:08 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 25, 2016 18:30:08 GMT
: If you say so.  : You put the congratulatory material in your TIC-TAC-TOE BOX, which is your standard inventory type. While it may appear that it allows storage of up to nine items, it is a bit misleading. The actual number is much lower and you have to pay attention to the particular arrangement of the items in the grid. Otherwise ...shenanigans happen. And as we all know, nobody likes shenanigans.  : Yeah. Guess it's time to see what's what. You consult the Guide about this place.  You are inside the castle! Or more specifically, the Dungeon, sometimes also called "The Cellar".
Mostly because all of the castle's wine was stored here. Used to be quite a winery.
But that was long ago, heh. Now it's pretty much just me here. And the giant rats. The barrels too, I guess. Sometimes people delve here to recover some of them. They don't usually make it, heheh.
Heh. Wouldn't be the first time somebody came here, looking for something. I guess if you're here, then you have a specific reason for that, don't you?
: Yeah. You say you do. But you don't want to elaborate on that.
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Apr 25, 2016 18:52:02 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 18:52:02 GMT
>Rodents of Unusual Size? You don't believe they exist.
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Apr 25, 2016 19:39:51 GMT
Post by badatnames on Apr 25, 2016 19:39:51 GMT
>What do the rats survive off of?
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Apr 25, 2016 20:05:06 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 25, 2016 20:05:06 GMT
Take both of the torches. Throw one at the barrels to create a massive explosion. Use the other as a mobile light source/weapon.
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Apr 26, 2016 1:01:43 GMT
Post by typeandkey on Apr 26, 2016 1:01:43 GMT
>Shove your way past the guide and delve into this dungeon with blind overconfidence.
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Apr 26, 2016 1:56:24 GMT
Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 26, 2016 1:56:24 GMT
>Ask Guide if he has any advice for fighting monsters.
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Apr 26, 2016 13:49:25 GMT
Post by garoslaw on Apr 26, 2016 13:49:25 GMT
> Rip torch out of wall.
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Apr 26, 2016 14:06:47 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 26, 2016 14:06:47 GMT
 : Psh, nothing personal, but you are a veteran in this department. You think you would know how to deal with some overgrown rodents. The Guide says, sure, ok. But these rats here are some real bad news. You say, how bad could they be? Very bad, he answers.  : You pick up a torch and attempt to wield it. However, it seems you'd need to switch it with your current weapon and that idea makes you kind of queasy. Maybe if you really needed to.  : For now you carefully tuck it away in the left upper corner of the inventory. |
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Apr 26, 2016 14:09:33 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 26, 2016 14:09:33 GMT
Head right, go past those barrels, and don't stop till you reach train tracks. If you see the hanging tree you've gone too far.
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Apr 26, 2016 23:58:03 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 26, 2016 23:58:03 GMT
>Go down the right tunnel with senseless abandon.
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Apr 27, 2016 12:41:42 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 27, 2016 12:41:42 GMT
 : So you go past all those barrels and eventually encounter a set of tracks across the corridor. These strike you as a pretty weird feature for a cellar. What's up with those? The Guide tells you that the Cellar adjoins the MINES. Which is a complex set of cavernous hollows beneath the castle. Best to avoid them.  : You peer in one of the offshoots and ask why, because of the rats? No, the Guide answers. |
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Apr 27, 2016 12:45:48 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 27, 2016 12:45:48 GMT
>Ask guide why should you avoid them?
Alternatively:
>Jump over tracks and into the other hallway.
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Apr 27, 2016 13:29:46 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 13:29:46 GMT
(MY SUGGESTION WAS MEANINGFUL AND ACTUALLY EFFECTED SOMETHING WOOT THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME)
>Ask your guide if he has a set of dice on him.
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Apr 27, 2016 15:02:17 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 15:02:17 GMT
> Sit on the tracks and make train noises to prevent you're an engineer. CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE IDIOT TRAIN!
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Apr 27, 2016 17:51:31 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 27, 2016 17:51:31 GMT
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