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Wínd
Apr 27, 2016 18:20:59 GMT
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 27, 2016 18:20:59 GMT
>Tell your guide to stop being so frustratingly cryptic or else you'll slice his throat. Also ask him if he's 100% sure he has no dice.
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Wínd
Apr 27, 2016 18:21:05 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 18:21:05 GMT
>Tell your Guide to stop being a vague, mysterious buttwipe and to lead you to the castle proper. You got bigger fish to fry.
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Wínd
Apr 28, 2016 4:27:48 GMT
Post by ForestGardener on Apr 28, 2016 4:27:48 GMT
> Go rat hunting, but not in the mines. Yet.
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Wínd
Apr 28, 2016 6:41:54 GMT
Post by eerr on Apr 28, 2016 6:41:54 GMT
>Peer over the edge.
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toto
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Wínd
Apr 28, 2016 9:44:57 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 28, 2016 9:44:57 GMT
>Fine. Ask the guide tell you where the best way to go is.
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Wínd
Apr 28, 2016 11:37:25 GMT
Post by garoslaw on Apr 28, 2016 11:37:25 GMT
>C'mon, let's go up to the castle then.
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Wínd
Apr 28, 2016 23:11:03 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 28, 2016 23:11:03 GMT
: I thought we established they're not all that bad news for a skilled warrior such as yourself. They probably don't even exist. But if you want to be sure you could, just, look into the desaturated cobalt darkness. : You don't see jack. : Of course, time to get out of the Cellar. Might take a little more walking, until you get to the First Zone. Now, which direction was that... Hmmm. The Guide suddenly recalls just how labyrinthine this place is. He doesn't quite remember this generic junction. This can't be right. : Oh god. Oh no. You must have taken a wrong turn. Was it before or after the tracks? Did you pass the hanging tree!? The Guide is freaking out internally. He's been preparing for this occasion for his entire life, he can't screw it up now. There's gotta be some rational, sensible action to take now. *the author pans his face slowly toward the reader*
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 0:32:17 GMT
Post by garoslaw on Apr 29, 2016 0:32:17 GMT
>Flip an imaginary coin.
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 0:39:17 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 0:39:17 GMT
>Go right. Right is always right, except when its wrong.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 0:49:00 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 29, 2016 0:49:00 GMT
This is a wine cellar. Be smart. Use your surroundings. Figure out the general direction of the exit, and use the abundant barrels of potent explosives to break through the walls.
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 1:27:45 GMT
Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 1:27:45 GMT
>Left
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 3:54:47 GMT
Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 29, 2016 3:54:47 GMT
>Go LEFT
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 4:40:38 GMT
Post by Actually Ed on Apr 29, 2016 4:40:38 GMT
>Isn't the trick to keep your hand on the left wall?
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 14:28:26 GMT
Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 29, 2016 14:28:26 GMT
>God damnit this is the Guide's fault for not bringing a set of dice.
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 18:36:26 GMT
Post by The One Guy on Apr 29, 2016 18:36:26 GMT
> Go west. (Life is peaceful there.)
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Wínd
Apr 29, 2016 20:48:48 GMT
Post by badatnames on Apr 29, 2016 20:48:48 GMT
>Dig a hole through the middle.
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 0:32:21 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 30, 2016 0:32:21 GMT
Ok, here's the plan. I flip this coin. Old head, I take the right corridor. Young head, I pick the left one. I will then look for the exit. Once I've found it, I'll get right back here, ok? : This idea strikes you as incredibly dumb, but sure, go on.
Just don't go anywhere, ok?
: You are now alone, unsupervised in a wine cellar. You can already tell this is going to end great.
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 1:22:39 GMT
Post by badatnames on Apr 30, 2016 1:22:39 GMT
>Practice your sick sword-fighting skills.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 1:36:47 GMT
Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 30, 2016 1:36:47 GMT
> Probably best to stay put for now, but if it seems that the Guide is taking too long to come back, you might need to go find him (cautiously).
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 3:15:13 GMT
Post by typeandkey on Apr 30, 2016 3:15:13 GMT
>Is it good wine? What vintage is it?
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 4:35:40 GMT
Post by eerr on Apr 30, 2016 4:35:40 GMT
>See life through the perspective of the guide.
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 13:49:41 GMT
Post by alexmdle on Apr 30, 2016 13:49:41 GMT
: Fat chance, bro. : Nobody can see the life from the perspective of the Guide, but the Guide himself. Also he's away. Maybe we'll see more of him later. : My, my, what is that rich aroma? Could it be a fine chardonnay? Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there? : You carefully deploy the spigot to sneak a quick wine tasting, all proper-like. Just gotta make sure nobody is watching. You're pretty sure you're not really allowed to touch this stuff yet. : Ah, you know. The flowery bouquet unfolding before you can only mean that you're about to taste a fine riesling. Or maybe an especially herb and refreshing pinot? But wait, there is a subtle warm note in the air. Citrusy, but sweet, like a gentle sun, descending in a cool summer du : IT'S ALL VINEGAR OH GOD.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 14:17:39 GMT
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 30, 2016 14:17:39 GMT
> Find something to wash out your mouth with.
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Wínd
Apr 30, 2016 17:22:40 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 30, 2016 17:22:40 GMT
>Attempt to bring some vinegar with you. It's useful stuff!
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Wínd
May 1, 2016 3:09:36 GMT
Post by typeandkey on May 1, 2016 3:09:36 GMT
>If you had some baking soda you'd be able to make a volcano. Just keep that in mind.
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