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Post by haychez on Apr 22, 2016 3:05:24 GMT
I used to have this on the MSPA forums, but I moved them here.
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WELCOME TO MIDNIGHT MOCHA!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
>START NEW GAME
OR
>CONTINUE
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 22, 2016 3:18:35 GMT
>START NEW GAME
>ENTER NEW GAME NAME: Decaf Toilet Water
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Post by haychez on Apr 22, 2016 3:38:47 GMT
A guy stands in his room, in a hotel. It is very late out, about 1:00 AM. You have just woken up from your rest, to go look out from the balcony. Watching the sunrise has always been one of your favourite things to do at this hotel. To pep you up, however, you intend to go downstairs, and get a nice cup of coffee. But as per schedule; we'll do first things first; What is this man's name?
>START NEW GAME
>NAME: DECAF TOILET WATER
You are now DECAF TOILET WATER, though most call you just DECAF. You live in a FANCIFUL HOTEL, though most call it an OKAY APARTMENT. You have a BED, which you just got up from, to step onto your HARDWOOD FLOOR. In your room, there is a SMALL WASHROOM, a KITCHEN, and a DOOR, which leads to the HALLWAY. You are a simple man with little interests, though you are quite SOCIALLY ADEPT, and most would consider you WITTY. In the rooms next to you, are an ACQUAINTANCE who you don't talk too that much. To the over side is your LANDLORD. You hate that guy, you don't even know why you decide to stay here, that's PAYING HIM. When people make fun of your APARTMENT HOTEL, you often whip out this quote;
"Everything has Beauty, but not everyone sees it."
-Kanye West
What do you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 22, 2016 3:42:54 GMT
>Examine Kanye West poster
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Post by haychez on Apr 22, 2016 3:44:12 GMT
>Examine Kanye West Poster
It's a sheet of paper on your wall, but...
it speaks to you.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 22, 2016 3:51:25 GMT
>Kanye West Poster: Speak of terrible things to Decaf
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Post by haychez on Apr 22, 2016 4:02:43 GMT
>Kanye West Poster: Speak of Terrible Things to Decaf
The poster speaks of death, and the apocalypse. Decaf recieved ONE (x1) INSOMNIA!
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 22, 2016 4:09:13 GMT
>Jump out your hotel room's fancy window
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Post by haychez on Apr 22, 2016 4:11:56 GMT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The window isn't breaking!
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 22, 2016 4:50:20 GMT
> Look in the mirror and give yourself a rousing pep talk.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 22, 2016 5:12:51 GMT
> Review today's plans.
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Post by eerr on Apr 22, 2016 11:32:25 GMT
>Dress yourself properly.
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