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Post by ... on Jan 20, 2020 10:37:14 GMT
If I was actually making fun of you, I would have asked if you'd tried turning it off and on again. XD
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Post by luigi on Jan 21, 2020 5:12:09 GMT
Activate Angst and wail about how this wouldn't have happened if Dad was around. 
You use your advanced list of ANGSTECHS and VERBALIZE some CUTTING WORDS.
MOM's digit has retreated. She is STUNNED! You fly completely off the handle and watch her recoil, shrinking to a shell of her former self as her precious baby calls her a... whoa dude calm down-- holy shit you said that to your MOM? You have some issues built up I think this is going too far.
You feel kinda bad. You probably would have done less damage if you just hit her over the head with your BASEBALL BAT.
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Post by luigi on Jan 21, 2020 5:15:26 GMT
MOM doesn't even dignify your rant with a response. She chooses to take an ABSTECH (Abstain Technology) and takes the DISAPPOINT ACTION.
It's super effective! You're disappointed in yourself, just as much as she is. |
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Post by luigi on Jan 21, 2020 5:20:09 GMT
>Ignore Mom. Grab your SKATEBOARD, then back out through the window! 
Whatever, all this ANGST and TENSION and STRIFE is kind of giving you a headache. You'll apologize with chocolate or something later. Right now you have more important things to do, like rebelling against the MAN, and even worse, the CORPORATE MACHINE. Step One is shirking your grounding, which you totally didn't deserve.
You FLEE from STRIFE right through your MOM's legs, replacing the BASEBALL BAT with the SKATEBOARD. |
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Post by luigi on Jan 21, 2020 5:44:40 GMT
 A young girl stands in her cell. She is currently ANGRY AS ALL FUCK because her STUPID SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD LAPTOP isn't working, so she can't continue the game she was playing. What will she do next?  You type up a polite message, trying to be as level-headed as possible while you SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE on the inside, with only a little bit of rage actually managing to escape to the outside. You post your message on the game's dedicated forums. OMEGAUPDATE FORUMS at 8:33 PMluigi: Hey guys I have all the next pages drawn
luigi: but I can't save the last one because my computer suddenly won't let me name or rename any files!
luigi: I have full permissions, it works up until I try and change any characters in the input box,
luigi: it just does a little "buhbing" and doesn't do anything. luigi: I can't do anything until I figure out how to fix this, do you guys have any ideas?
Really?: Did you just fail 'Getting help from Tech Support 101' by not telling us your OS?
Really?: If I was to make a wild stab,
Really?: I'd say that one of the shift/alt/ctrl keys thinks it is stuck down.
Really?: To fix this, tap every one of those keys to reset them back to unpressed.
You follow the user's advice, and it does pretty much nothing. You officially lose your shit and flip the table, sending your laptop and bottles and ashtray and all that flying across the room.
It looks like your table flip accidentally reset the laptop, and with it, your TRIAL VERSION of BINDOWS 99: "The worst operating system, evertm"
You regain full control of your computer. |
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Post by luigi on Jan 21, 2020 5:52:39 GMT
 Yeah these metanarrative self inserts are never a good idea. It's a good thing this game saves automatically, or you would have had to redo all of those shenanigans! You finish your ESCAPE through the broken window, and open up your TOWN MAP to scout.The world is your oyster, and the pearl inside is the dismantling of the current dystopian capitalist power hierarchy . |
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Jan 22, 2020 7:30:40 GMT
Check your mail and head to the beach
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