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Post by artstuck on May 28, 2016 8:22:40 GMT
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BB: The comic series itself is named 'Oor Wullie'. BB: And I'm surprised that this isn't of greater interest to you, considering that it's your heritage. SC: i wouldn't exactly call some kid who sits on a bucket my heritage. SC: do people in scotland seriously read it? BB: Of course! I can't imagine any greater pleasure for a Scotsperson to sit down of a Sunday morning with a full English breakfast, a cup of tea and a copy of the Sunday Post. BB: The Sunday Post being, of course, the newspaper that Oor Wullie is printed in. SC: he just seems like a bit of a psycho, that's all. BB: He is not a psychopath! He is a very well-adjusted young boy who represents all of Scotland's core values. SC: the kid is a bigger shit than dennis the menace. SC: the uk version. SC: i mean i did some research SC: and in wullie's very first comic strip SC: he causes a tram to crash into a steam roller. SC: people fucking died. BB: People did not die! Please, Molly, you are letting your dramatic flair run away with you! SC: c'mon art the last thing that I have is 'dramatic flair'. SC: i am without a doubt the most chill person you know. SC: unlike wullie SC: who has no chill within a single cell in his body. SC: he fat shames his best friend for one thing. BB: Yes, I suppose his treatment of Bob is not exactly to be desired... SC: you mean fat bob SC: because that's what he calls him. SC: in fact that's all anyone ever calls him. SC: even his fucking mother calls him 'obese robert'. SC: like what kind of fucking shitty ass parents would do that to their child. SC: i read this one strip where he gets so stressed out that he buys a little stress doll. SC: he literally starts cracking up and has to verbally calm himself down whenever his friends torment him. BB: He wouldn't 'literally' be cracking up. Not unless he was Humpty Dumpty. SC: whatever. SC: anyway you would think that by the end of the strip wullie and his friends would learn a lesson from all of this. SC: like they would learn to treat their friend more nicely or something. SC: but no. SC: they just keep tormenting him and tormenting him until he's near suicidal. SC: oh and let's not forget that all the while they keep calling him a girl because he has a 'dolly'. BB: You know, for someone who seems to dislike 'Oor Wullie', you sure seem to have read up a lot about it since last we spoke... SC: it's because he sounded fucking mental, that's why! SC: how could i not find out more about this kid? BB: Well, I'm glad that we now have another shared interest, at any rate! BB: Even if our reasons for having it may wildly differ. SC: you are into some twisted shit, art my boy.
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Post by artstuck on May 28, 2016 11:31:03 GMT
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SC: anyway we're kind getting off topic here. SC: point is you and me need to hang out. BB: Absopositively! BB: Perhaps upon completion of this fantastic game that I am currently entangled in we should schedule some down time for ourselves. BB: There are numerous activities that I wish for you and I to engage in. BB: I did recently hear of one past-time that I believe you and I could partake of. BB: Apparently it is all the rage these days, and I must say it certainly sounds like a lot of fun! BB: I believe the young whippersnappers call it 'Netflix and chill'. BB: Have you heard of it, perchance? SC: i SC: um SC: wow. SC: yes...yes i have heard of netflix and chill. SC: you are very right to say that it is a fun activity. BB: Ah, so does that mean you have done it before? SC: what??? no! god no. of course i haven't! SC: but, like, i can imagine that it's absolutely incredible... BB: So it's decided then! Next time we meet, you and I shall engage in Netflix and chill. I am most looking forward to it! SC: you SC: what SC: huh??? SC: you want to have netflix and chill...with me. BB: Of course! I believe that all the cool kids are doing it, aren't they? SC: yes. yes this is exactly what all the cool kids are doing. SC: the coolest. BB: And naturally, you wish to have Netflix and chill with me, correct? SC: … SC: more than anything, art. SC: but first I need to know if my suspicions are correct. SC: art SC: when you say 'netflix and chill'... SC: you literally mean 'watch netflix and chill out', don't you? BB: Well, of course! Whatever else would that mean? SC: yeah okay that's what i thought. SC: yeah we can do that next time we meet that'd be great. BB: Smashing! I look forward to it.
25:23 remaining. You probably need to get a move on, dude!
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Post by randomwriter on May 28, 2016 17:44:17 GMT
>Get a move on!
>George, did you toss anything into the glowy thing?
>like dora windred read
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Post by Sharkalien on May 28, 2016 19:24:34 GMT
>Toss Stanley, Arthur's old teddy bear, into the kernelsprite
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Post by artstuck on May 28, 2016 23:42:37 GMT
>Get a move on! >George, did you toss anything into the glowy thing? >like dora windred read As a matter of fact, broheim, he did not. He has been busy though! You glance around the room and notice that incredibly large number of items (mainly old unwanted birthday presents) are now missing. George tells you what's up. Apparently he 'recycled' them, in an attempt to get enough SHALE to build a PUNCH DESIGNIX. Yeah, you were kinda wondering what that thing was. Though, to be fair, you still are. You now have the ability to CLONE and FUSE items. What will you do first?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 28, 2016 23:44:42 GMT
>Combine GLASSES with COMPUTER
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 0:18:53 GMT
>Combine GLASSES with COMPUTER Smart move! You can now INTERWEBS on the go. What next?
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Post by Neptz on May 29, 2016 0:55:55 GMT
>Combine your clothing with computer.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 29, 2016 1:04:09 GMT
>Combine magic cards with Bionic Bunny poster
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 29, 2016 1:07:06 GMT
>Combine hat and cards with computer.
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 1:29:32 GMT
>Combine magic cards with Bionic Bunny poster What a radically radical idea! You now have a deck of BIONIC BUNNY playing cards, which give them a boost of +5 ATK damage! You next decide to >clone magicians outfit Oh...kay then. You clone the TOP HAT and CANE, meaning that as well as the ones you are already equipped with you now have another pair. I don't really see how this is usef >chuck magicians outfit into sprite ...welp. I guess whoever Buster Baxter.'s sprite ends up being will look pretty dapper, at least! 23:17 remains. >#I AM SO FUCKIN CLOSE
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Post by Sharkalien on May 29, 2016 3:57:25 GMT
>Close to what, good sir?
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 9:25:39 GMT
>Close to what, good sir? >#close to fuckin orgasm thats what >#ive almost achieved step 1 in my master plan >#theres only one thing left to do >#and once ive achieved that >#ill be a very happy bunny indeed >throw dorito into kernelsprite
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 9:39:31 GMT
>throw dorito into kernelsprite You retrieve the Dorito™ from your SYLLADEX and prepare to... ... ...wait a minute. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE HERE. NO. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. THERE'S NO WAY. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M GOING TO LET YOU DO IT. >#god enough with the sass you filthy asswipe >throw dorito into kernelsprite I don't understand what you mean, bro! >#haha >#ahahahaha >#yeah >#im through with playin games with you >#now we do things MY way ===>===>
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 9:56:06 GMT
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 10:12:45 GMT
(S) ===>===> H-How... How did you... >#DONT FUCK WITH ME >#DONT FUCK WITH ME YOU WHOREBAG COMPUTER >#THIS IS WHAT YOU GET >#THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKIN GET
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Post by randomwriter on May 29, 2016 12:34:07 GMT
>oh.
>oh dear god-
>BILL SPRITE, INTRODUCE SELF
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 16:56:20 GMT
>oh. >oh dear god- >BILL SPRITE, INTRODUCE SELF You managed to unlock BILL CIPHER as your guardian. Oh...good. Oh, I am so happy right now. What was once surprise turns into excitement when dearest Bill informs you that you are 'special', that he only makes himself known to those who are at the pinnacle of mankind. This, of course, is not true. He is clearly lying, but as you are such a precociously gullible little turd you lap up his compliments right away. I am very much pitying the fool right now. You now only have 19:38 left, but thankfully there isn't much left to do at this point. All you need to do is create your artefact and then implement it. Not hard, right? I'm sure that there is no way that you could ever mess that up...
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Post by Neptz on May 29, 2016 20:19:21 GMT
>Mess it up in such a stupid way that absolutely nobody could have ever seen it coming.
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Post by artstuck on May 29, 2016 21:41:01 GMT
>Mess it up in such a stupid way that absolutely nobody could have ever seen it coming. WHERE THE FUCK DID THE PRE-PUNCHED CARD GO??? OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DW.
BB: George, my sister appears to have purloined one of my recently acquired possessions. BB: Is the pre-punched card of dire necessity for me to progress? GP: Yeh pretty much. GP: You cant propperly start the game without it. BB: Incredible. How wonderfully lovely jubbly. BB: George, do you happen to know what her present location is? GP: Yes, shes in the kittchen with your dad. GP: I think theyre makeing your birfday caek. BB: In that case I shall make haste towards the BB: Wait one moment. BB: Did you just say...cake? GP: Yeah? So wut? BB: ...cake? BB: Cake? BB: Cake??? BB: CAKE!!!
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Post by randomwriter on May 29, 2016 22:04:26 GMT
>Beat up your sister and take the card.
>Make the artifact and enter.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 29, 2016 22:21:27 GMT
>Pre-punched card: Turn out to be inside of the cake >Buster: Accidentally eat the card
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Post by artstuck on May 30, 2016 9:06:55 GMT
>Pre-punched card: Turn out to be inside of the cake >Buster: Accidentally eat the card Who...who eats an entire cake??? In one bite?! Well, thanks to your disgusting display of gluttony (-50 Gentleman XP) you have now once again managed to balloon to size 'Husky'. In the depths of your food coma you manage to use your COMPUTER GLASSES to ask George if he can't simply just make another PRE-PUNCHED CARD for you to use. Unfortunately for you, it seems that you can only create one of these cards per client. In order to move forward, you're going to need to somehow get that card out of your belly... It looks like it's just gonna be one of those days, dawg.
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Post by randomwriter on May 30, 2016 12:29:52 GMT
>Billsprite, get the card out of his stomach!
>And give DW nightmares.
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Post by Neptz on May 30, 2016 15:37:46 GMT
>Buster: Find out you have a sudden desire to defecate...
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