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Post by artstuck on May 30, 2016 18:56:52 GMT
>Billsprite, get the card out of his stomach! >And give DW nightmares. BILLSPRITE immediately suggests performing a 'caesarian birth', something to which your dad outright refuses to let happen, as he doesn't want his shiny kitchen floor stained with the blood of his son. DW then suggests having you swallow a hook on the end of the string and trying to fish it out. Your dad once again refuses, as that's the stupidest fucking idea he's ever heard. David Read then suggests a glass of ALKA-SELTZERĀ®. You fail to see how this helps you to get the PRE-PUNCHED CARD out of your stomach. BIG DAVE tells you it won't, but at least you won't have tummy troubles! Fucking tool. Jane Read then storms into the room and shoves two fingers down your throat. DW congratulates her mom on her good thinking. Jane has no fucking clue what's she's talking about, and proceeds to tell her son that 'this is what you get when you don't give me my monay, biatch'. 14:12 remains.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 19:07:44 GMT
>Billsprite: Use spritepowers to aid with the process, then demand a rightful sacrifice for your heroic actions
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Post by Sharkalien on May 30, 2016 19:16:53 GMT
>Buster: Get yourself together and alchemize your cruxite artifact
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Post by artstuck on May 31, 2016 20:10:06 GMT
>Buster: Get yourself together and alchemize your cruxite artifact Despite the fact that you're lying in a pile of your own technicolor yawn, BIG DADDIO hands you a mop and tells you to get cleaning. A precious SEVEN MINUTES are deducted from your timer as you clean up both your fine self and the kitchen floor. You then proceed to pick up the... You pick up the... OH GOD DAMMIT DW FUCK OFF!!!
BB: George, do you happen to know if my dearest sister has once again stolen one of my possessions for her own amusement? GP: Yeh shes currantly messing around, with all you're masheens. GP: Ive treid picking her up, and moving her sumwher else, but the compputar wont let me. GP: Also I kinda dont want to stop her, as shes achooalley doing pritty well. BB: Why, what's she been doing? GP: Shes manaiged to, get a cylendar thing, and carve it, and use it with the alkemitre. GP: Shes made a book! BB: A book? Really? What am I supposed to do with it? GP: Well its you're arrtayfact right? GP: You have to use it sumhew, to get into the meedyum. GP: I geuss maybe you have to reed it. BB: Well, that doesn't sound so bad! I wonder why my artefact is a book, though? GP: Well from the gaide, that ive been reeding, apparrotely its a mettyfour for leeving. BB: Hmm... BB: Well, if I skim through the book, then technically I'm 'leafing'! BB: Aha! BB: Ahahahahaha! GP: This is why noone taeks you siriusly, Arfour.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 20:40:00 GMT
>Run upstairs quickly!
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Post by artstuck on May 31, 2016 20:56:06 GMT
>Run upstairs quickly! You rush upstairs and confront you snot-nosed sister! You demand your book back, but she refuses. You tell her that you're running out of time, but dat crack-ass hoe tells you she ain't giving you anything until you play with her. You don't exactly want to fight her, but...
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Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 21:04:05 GMT
>STRIFE!!!! >Buster: Go, Billsprite! I choose YOUUUUU >Billsprite: Use CACKLING OF THE UNREAL
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Post by artstuck on May 31, 2016 21:57:53 GMT
>(S) STRIFE!!!! >Buster: Go, Billsprite! I choose YOUUUUU >Billsprite: Use CACKLING OF THE UNREAL You lose 10 GXP for fighting with a fair lady, but gain 10 GXP for keeping a level head whilst making a difficult decision, so it evens out. You switch from the GENTLEMAN class to the MONSTER TRAINER class, and send out BILLSPRITE, Level 1. BILLSPRITE uses CACKLING OF THE UNREAL! DW's defence is slashed in half!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 22:04:46 GMT
>Billsprite: Now use MANDELBROT RAINBOWS! Attack DW's life points directly
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Post by artstuck on May 31, 2016 22:12:17 GMT
>Billsprite: Now use MANDELBROT RAINBOWS! Attack DW's life points directly DW uses ANNOYING SHRIEK! Bill is unaffected, as he doesn't have any ears! Bill uses MANDELBROT RAINBOWS! However, DW discards a KURIBOH card in response, meaning she takes no damage this turn! DW uses EYE POKE! It's super effective!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 31, 2016 22:22:08 GMT
>This is stupid! Bill, just snap your fingers and teleport the house into the Medium
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Post by randomwriter on May 31, 2016 23:44:15 GMT
Bill, teleport dw to jack noirs office
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Post by artstuck on Jun 1, 2016 18:04:54 GMT
>This is stupid! Bill, just snap your fingers and teleport the house into the MediumBill, teleport dw to jack noirs officeWHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CHEATING??? BILLSPRITE does not use his OP teleportation powers to circumvent the basic rules of the game. Instead, he uses CACOPHONOUS SWIPE, cleaving DW's HP in half. DW is stunned! She is unable to move!
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Post by Neptz on Jun 1, 2016 18:38:51 GMT
>fuck off computer, let me cheat
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 20:51:13 GMT
>Do all the things while she's stunned!!!
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Post by artstuck on Jun 1, 2016 21:11:00 GMT
>Do all the things while she's stunned!!! BILLSPRITE proceeds to beat the ever-loving shit out of DW whilst she's stunned, causing her to faint. You win! Both you and BILLSPRITE level up! Your ATK, DEF, INT, and SNS slightly increase. You received ARTEFACT. You have 1 minute left to enter the medium.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 21:13:53 GMT
>Bill: Vaporize artefact
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 1, 2016 21:17:11 GMT
FUCK DAMMIT, NIGHTLIGHTS
>Buster: Bust that ARTIEFACT
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 1, 2016 21:29:20 GMT
>Take a look, in that book.
>LAND OF RAINBOWS-
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Post by artstuck on Jun 1, 2016 21:46:52 GMT
>Take a look, in that book. >LAND OF RAINBOWS- H??? AND G??? You open the book up, and discover a library sign-out sheet inside. Will you sign this book out? (Y/N?)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 21:49:06 GMT
>YES. DO IT FIERCELY.
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 1, 2016 21:51:51 GMT
YAS
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 1, 2016 21:55:09 GMT
>Y Y Y
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Post by artstuck on Jun 1, 2016 22:07:29 GMT
>what do you think >YES You enter the medium. 0:00 remaining. END OF ACT 1.1 ===>===>
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 1, 2016 22:08:59 GMT
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