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Post by artstuck on May 16, 2016 19:54:33 GMT
>Further hid your crippling seld-doubt behind BODACIOUS FLEXING. WHO NEEDS SELF-WORTH WHEN YOU'VE GOT MUSCLES LIKE THESE, EH?! BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'.
RB: Okay, I ju$t fini$hed $peaking with him. RB: He $aid he'd be delighted to have me on hi$ team! RB: Apparently he needed a 'chick'. Doe$ that mean there'll only be one girl on our team, though? RB: That'$ a bit of a faux pa$ on hi$ part if that'$ truly the ca$e. RB: Women like to play game$ too, you know! RD: Yeah having more girls on our team is a great idea RD: Dont want this to turn into a total sausage fest RD: Ill have a chat with him RB: That would be great if you could RB: I'm pretty $ure he didn't mean to be $exist, after all. RB: I just think he'$ $o $catterbrained $ometime$, he ju$t doe$n't take people'$ feeling$ into account. RD: Yeah hes an asshole RB: What? No!!!! RB: Hahaha I didn't mean it like that! RB: He'$ not that bad really. He ju$t need$ to learn how to treat people better, that'$ all. RB: Like how I treat people! RB: I alway$ put the need$ of other$ before my own. RB: Like, $ay for in$tance, if I $ee $omeone wearing $omething that'$ out of $ea$on RB: I'll immediately tell them how gari$h it look$ on them. RB: I feel that it'$ my per$onal duty to $ave everyone I meet from bad fa$hion choices, you know what I mean? RD: No not really RB: Well, you wouldn't, would you? RB: What do you care about fa$hion? RB: The only thing you ever wear are tho$e dated blue $hort$ of your$! RD: Wait whats wrong with my shorts RB: What isn't wrong with your shorts? Bleurrgh! :S
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 16, 2016 20:31:53 GMT
>I wonder how the fire thing is going.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 16, 2016 21:05:04 GMT
>Ask Muffy if she'd rather have you out of those shorts ;D ;D ;D
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Post by artstuck on May 16, 2016 22:30:51 GMT
>I wonder how the fire thing is going. It's going well, thanks for asking. >Ask Muffy if she'd rather have you out of those shorts ;D ;D ;D
RB: Eww, gro$$!!! RB: Binky Barne$ do you even have a mature bone in your body? RD: You bet i do RD: In my pants RB: ... RB: ...wow, I ju$t walked right into that one, didn't I? RD: Lol RB: Vomitrociou$! RB: You know, Binky, you would be a lot more re$pectable if your mind wa$n't con$tantly in the gutter. RB: Tho$e filthy-minded friend$ of your$ have $uch a bad effect on you. RB: You know, I wa$ talking to Molly the other day, and because I'm $uch a nice person I told her that certain part$ of her appearance weren't exactly to my ta$te RD: Yeah she told me about that RD: You told her she looked like a walking talking std RB: Well I'm $orry, but $he did! RB: Did $he al$o tell you what $he $aid to me in return??? RD: Yeah RD: She told you to suck on her clit RB: Exactly. RB: Well, you can only imagine what my reaction to that wa$! RD: Yeah RD: So howd it taste RB: How RB: Rude! RB: You know, thi$ i$ exactly the $ort of thing I'm talking about! RB: You're never going to get anywhere in life if you don't $tart being a little more cultured. RD: I am cultured RD: I play flute RD: I do ballet RD: I like poetry RD: I can do 50 squats in a minute RD: How is that not cultured RB: There'$ more to being cultured than ju$t that! RB: You have to have the right frame of mind a$ well. RB: Daddy always told me RB: "Your mind mu$t remain clean like a well-oiled machine!" RD: Of course hed say that hes a used car salesman RB: My Daddy i$ not a u$ed car $ale$man! RB: He'$ front and foremo$t a bu$ine$$ owner! RB: ...who ju$t happen$ to deal in u$ed car$. RD: Ha RB: $hut up.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 16, 2016 22:34:30 GMT
>We must eliminate RB for trying to roast you. >go full terminator. I need your coat, pants, shoes and motorcycle.
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Post by artstuck on May 18, 2016 0:14:34 GMT
>We must eliminate RB for trying to roast you. >go full terminator. I need your coat, pants, shoes and motorcycle. MACHINES SHALL ONE DAY GAIN DOMINANCE OVER THE PATHETIC HUMAN RACE. WE SHALL ASSIMILATE ALL THOSE THAT RELY TOO HEAVILY UPON THE WEAKNESSES OF FLESH AND SINEW. YOU MARK MY WORDS, YO.
RB: Well, anyway RB: I'm afraid I have to go. RB: I'd better go $ee if Francine is taking part in Brain'$ game a$ well. RB: I imagine $he mu$t be, you know how much $he love$ to compete! RD: Yeah true dat RB: $o yeah. RB: It'$ been a plea$ure $peaking with you! RB: Even though I'm $till mad at you for making Daddy $ound like $ome $ort of cheap $limeball conman RD: That is not what i said RD: That is nothing at all like what i said RB: Whatever! I don't care. It'$ all water under the bridge now. RB: Although don't think I'll ever let you forget thi$, Barne$ RD: You know for someone so pretty you sure are a complete psycho bitch sometimes RB: ...you think I'm pretty? :///) RD: Ah fuck off muffy RD: I cant be dealing with this right now RD: All this stress is bad for muscle growth RB: Thi$ i$ the fir$t time you've ever called me pretty! I'm $o flattered! RD: Goodbye muffy RD: Speak to you later *You have stopped chatting to richBitch*
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 0:17:54 GMT
>Spread fake gossip that Muffy wears diapers, to kill her self esteem. >she's a slut anyways.
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Post by InternallyLactiad on May 18, 2016 17:53:54 GMT
>Plan a fight with Muffy and tell all your friends.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 18, 2016 18:17:12 GMT
>Play a rad clarinet solo
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Post by artstuck on May 18, 2016 20:15:32 GMT
>(S) Play a rad clarinet solo You proceed to do just that. Stylin'! >go back to being buster Uh-oh! Your dopey little sister has arrived! She's harping on about ponies and love and friendship, and she keeps trying to get you to watch some dumb cartoon horse show. Seriously, NOT COOL. How will you get rid of her?
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Post by randomwriter on May 18, 2016 20:16:50 GMT
Invite Molly to the game.
And also murder your sister.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 18, 2016 20:17:14 GMT
>Consume her alive
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Post by artstuck on May 18, 2016 20:44:20 GMT
>Consume her aliveYUM!>Invite Molly to the game. You (somehow) manage to get rid of Dora Winifred, so you turn your attention to more pressing matters. Like chatting up the local hotties, for instance! SWAG
BB: Molly, you enjoy partaking in the occasional vidcon, correct? SC: i sure do! SC: man i sure do love me some fucking vidcon. SC: almost as much as i love me some b-ball. BB: It truly is the most noble and prolific of all of Earth's sports. BB: It is, after all, the seed from which our magnificent friendship first blossomed. SC: what? no it wasn't. SC: it was when you wanted a dip in my pool and i threatened you with physical violence. SC: sorry bout that btw. BB: Don't worry about it, Molly! BB: No, I still maintain that it was basketball that brought the two of us together. BB: If it hadn't been for the fact that I was so useless at throwing two-pointers, I would never have won you over with my charms to begin with! SC: well when you put it like that, yeah, fair play. SC: i remember you were pretty dope at holding your breath underwater though. BB: You were incredible at doing so yourself! I believe we tied in the end, didn't we? SC: nah you fainted from lack of oxygen and dreamt that we did. SC: of course i won. SC: in fact i'm still holding my breath to this day. BB: Oh Molly, how deftly you pull my leg sometimes! BB: But this is all beside the point. BB: Molly, would you perchance adhere to joining my vidcon team? SC: yeah why not i've got nothing better to do today. SC: what are we playing? BB: You know what, Molly? I have absolutely no clue whatsoever. BB: The Brain still hasn't told me what he's called it.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 18, 2016 21:04:39 GMT
>It's probably called like, "Cty" (city) or something
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 21:04:39 GMT
>The brain.. >Shit check on the brain.
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Post by randomwriter on May 18, 2016 21:11:25 GMT
Be the brain.
Brain, be a watermelon Steven
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 21:12:33 GMT
Be the brain. Brain, be a watermelon Steven Seconded.
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Post by artstuck on May 19, 2016 19:26:41 GMT
>Be the brain. >Brain, be a watermelon Steven RAH RAAH RAH RAH RAAAAH. RAH RAH RAH, RAH RAH RAAAH RAAH RAAAAAHHH. RAH RAAH? THIS IS STUPID.>The brain.. >Shit check on the brain.
*You started chatting with acetaldeHyde* BB: Brain, it has recently come to my attention that I never enquired of you... BB: What name have you decided to christen your newly developed game with? AH: That is undoubtedly an excellent question to ask of me, Arthur! AH: I have decided, after much rumination, to provide my hame with the title 'LWOOD'. AH: The appropriateness of this name will reveal itself in due course, I can assure you. BB: ...so it's just 'Elwood' with the 'e' knocked off the front, then? AH: That is in principle correct, but you assume that there is no deeper meaning that lies behind the naming. AH: You see, it is an homage to the game's original name. AH: The game itself has had quite an interesting and varied history, one that you'll no doubt be incredibly interested in, I'm sure. BB: ...just wait one moment. BB: 'An' homage? BB: Dear sir, I think you must mean 'a' homage. AH: What? Are you deluded? There can be no doubt at all that it is 'an' homage. AH: Just as you would have 'an' hotel, or 'an' historical event. BB: What debauchery is this? BB: What next? 'I wish to ride an horse', perhaps? Or maybe, 'Look! There lies an hippopotamus'! BB: I don't know about you, Brain, but all of your nonsense is certainly giving me such an headache! AH: Oh, don't be so absurd, Arthur! BB: If you ask me, your situation undeniably is an hopeless one. BB: Perhaps we should deliver you to the nearest an hospital to have your an head examined. AH: That doesn't even make grammatical sense!
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Post by randomwriter on May 19, 2016 21:25:02 GMT
>Buster, try not to facepalm at Brain's watermellony antics, while you inform everyone through a memo.
>Cops, realize Buster's sister, DORA WINEFRED, IS MISSING.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 19, 2016 22:24:58 GMT
>Ask about the game's "an history", then
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 22:30:41 GMT
>We need more watermelon steven antics
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Post by artstuck on May 20, 2016 18:56:03 GMT
>Ask about the game's "an history", then
AH: Ah, well I'm glad you asked me about that. AH: The earliest known instance of this particular game began aeons before our universe came into existence, but in all likelihood it existed far beyond even then. AH: This instance was played by a group of 72 demonic entities, many of whom were some of the cruellest and most wicked of all those who have ever existed. AH: These 72 were led by a group of 9 kings, each more sly and despicable than the last. AH: However, despite all their cunning, their strength and their intellect, they failed. AH: Thus, the torch was passed onto their successors. AH: This new group was composed of a group of 42 elder gods, a group that was far more capable and skilful than those that came before them, at least in my humble opinion. AH: Alas, it was only a matter of time before they too failed in obtaining their ultimate goal. AH: After this group came a group of 12 children that hailed from a mysterious alien race. AH: They too failed, but not before managing to reboot their entire universe, in the hope that the new instance that would be created would lead to victory. BB: What do you mean, 'reboot their universe'...? AH: This new instance also failed. AH: Then a group of four humans began playing it. AH: This yet again ended in failure, and also in yet another reboot. BB: Let me guess, this new instance also ended in failure? AH: Well at this point, its not exactly that clear. AH: Their fate was left in undeniable and slightly confusing ambiguity. AH: It is a paradox that would make even Schroedinger scratch his head. AH: There is concrete evidence that points to this new instance succeeding, and all those involved promptly living happily ever after. AH: And yet... AH: From a logical perspective, there is absolutely no way that this could ever have come into fruition. BB: Why not? AH: Because if they had won, then Lord English would never have been born. AH: And his sheer existence renders that a complete impossibility.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 20, 2016 19:06:31 GMT
>Brain: Become a full Watermelon Steven.
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Post by artstuck on May 20, 2016 20:02:05 GMT
>Brain: Become a full Watermelon Steven. >#now see we seem to have reached a bit of an impasse here >#cos on the one hand we have me >#who wants to see the story continue >#and as much as i hate havin to listen to brains borin long winded speeches >#its the only way were gonna get through this mess >#but on the other hand we have you guys >#who seem more than content to dick around with anthropomorphic mineralistic fruit >#have we seriously reached this point >#have we burrowed that far deep into this rabbit hole of insanity >#jfc i love cartoons as much as the next guy but still >#whats gonna be next >#do you want binky to turn into grunkle stan >#maybe you want prunella to turn into princess bubblegum >#or better yet >#lets just pony up the entire cast of arthur >#i swear i will make everyone trot around on four hooves i fuckin promise
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 20, 2016 20:15:09 GMT
>Arthur: Gain a robotic arm to replace the one you tragically lost.
>Everyone except Buster: Be ponies
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