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Post by Sharkalien on May 22, 2016 16:32:57 GMT
>Molly of course, who else
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 8:48:25 GMT
>Fern or Molly, maybe. >Be достопочтенный товарищ George! You decide to compromise on both of those commands, and ask George to be your server player. George is a total bro, he's got this.
*You started chatting to girafarigPuppeteer* BB: Greetings George, how are you this fine day? GP: Oh, um, Im well, I geuss. GP: Howre you doing? GP: Its youre birfday today, right? Happy birfday! BB: Thanks, George, that's much appreciated! BB: Listen, I was wondering if you could do me a favour. GP: Yeah sure no porbelm. GP: I mean probelm. GP: Porblem. BB: Problem. GP: Right, problem. Sorry. BB: No need to apologise, George. GP: So whats the isshu? BB: Brain and I are just about to commence playing a game against each other. BB: We've split into two teams, and we're currently in the process of choosing members. BB: George, I want you to be on my team. GP: Oh, um, is that a good ideea?? Im not very relleyeabull. BB: What are you talking about? Of course you're reliable. BB: Don't you remember that time when you won that cash prize for the school on that radio programme? BB: Everyone was extremely impressed by your performance, I can assure you. GP: But i wouldnt have won without youre help thuogh. GP: I rang you for the final ansser. BB: You still managed to answer all the preceding questions without assistance, correct? BB: And besides, you'll have my help this time as well. BB: Any difficulties you may encounter over the course of the game we can work through together. BB: That's a promise, George. GP: Well in that case yeah id love to be on youre team! GP: Thanks for inclooding me. BB: That's quite all right, George! BB: Let me email you my server files and we can get started. GP: Ok. ===>===>
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 9:47:02 GMT
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BB: So once you have S3&K installed, you can install the server files on top of it and we can begin. GP: Who else is on our team by the way? BB: Well, apart from me and you, we also have Buster, Sue Ellen, Francine and Molly. BB: I also expect Muffy and Fern will also shortly be joining our ranks. BB: With a strong team of eight I vehemently believe that this game is in the bag. GP: Yeah wow thats achooalley a rilly good team Arthur! GP: Do you know whose on the Brains team? BB: As far as I know, just himself and Binky thus far. BB: Perhaps with Binky on the team he expects to recruit the remaining members of the Tough Customers. BB: I cannot wait to see the look on his face when he realises I've already snagged Molly! BB: He may also ask Prunella, and I know he's quite close with Lydia. BB: Jenna also remains a possibility, as do Maria and Alex. BB: I suppose it's all a matter of time until we find out who he has ultimately picked. GP: Right, everything is instaled now, im just loading it up. GP: Huh. GP: This is wierd. BB: What is it? GP: Your on my screen! BB: You mean there's a picture of me on your screen? GP: No, i mean i can see you in your room moving about on my screen. GP: Look up at the seeling and try waving at me. GP: Yep, your doing it on my screen! Thats cool. BB: The Brain has certainly outdone himself this time, it would appear. BB: How he has managed to code all of this is beyond me. GP: Ok, so, now that were ready to begin... GP: What should i do furst?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 11:51:24 GMT
>Pick up the Dorito
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 13:32:40 GMT
>Pick up the Dorito You pick up the Dorito™ and file it under 641 Food & drink. >#YES >#FINALLY >#okay now were gettin somewhere >#next step >deploy cruxtruder
GP: Ok so ive put down something called a 'crutchtrooder'. GP: It was free, so i thuoght it wuld be good to put it down frist. BB: George... GP: What? What is it? GP: Shouldnt i of done that? BB: No, it's not that. BB: It's real. GP: What is? BB: The 'crutchtrooder'. It's real. I'm looking at it right now. BB: I thought for a moment that it might have just been a hologram, but it's quite physical. BB: George, I appear to be in the midst of a total mental breakdown. BB: This contradicts everything I have ever read about science and the laws of nature. GP: You dont seem taht wurried for someone whose having a breakdown. BB: No I think I've gone far beyond the point of erratic behaviour. BB: Or maybe I'm still within a state of shock, and an unintelligible river of babbling will expel from my mouth in a matter of seconds. BB: Though, to be fair, I'm still not entirely convinced the Sylladex should exist as a concept, either. BB: George, you're experiencing these events as well. BB: Surely you must be perturbed by the scene you can see before you? GP: No not really. GP: Actually i think its kinda kewl. BB: For the record, I never stated that it wasn't. Just that it was highly unusual. BB: At any rate, could you research what this bizarre contraption actually does?
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Post by Neptz on May 23, 2016 15:35:37 GMT
>throw the duckman into the cruxtruder
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 15:56:37 GMT
>throw the duckman into the cruxtruder That...didn't really go the way you expected it to, did it? I guess you need to find some way of opening it first.
GP: Ok so i found something about it on gamefaqs. GP: You need to open the top of it up somehow. GP: When that happens, a cornelspirit gets releesed. GP: I think you have to chuck two things into a cornelspirit, and it forms some sort of helper person...I think. GP: Wow, this is reely commplicatted. GP: You spin the weel to get a towel. BB: A towel? GP: Opps i mean a doul. GP: You get the doul and carf it using a tutem latte. GP: I mean lathe. BB: George, I don't think I quite understand everything you're saying... GP: Niether am i, to be honest with you. GP: But once you have youre carfed doul you stick it in an alchy-meter. GP: This makes an artyfact, and you then need to do something with it to enter the game. BB: I thought that I was already in the game, though? GP: I guess not. BB: Hmm...I'm currently trying to get the top off of this blasted thing, but I'm having great difficulty with it. BB: Do you have any ideas on how I can achieve this?
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 23, 2016 16:01:15 GMT
>Snap duckmans neck, pull off his head and use his spine as a crowbar to open the cruxtruder.
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 16:49:35 GMT
>Snap duckmans neck, pull off his head and use his spine as a crowbar to open the cruxtruder. Once again, this is not the result you were particularly hoping for. Mounds and mounds of STUFFING is now littered across your room. As in the woollen kind, not the pork and sage kind. Lol!
BB: George, I appear to have made a tremendous whoopsie. BB: I am uncertain as to what has gotten into me today. GP: I cant beleev you just tore his head off! That was very creul of you. BB: How was it cruel? It wasn't exactly alive, now, was it. GP: You dont think toys are alive, then? BB: No, of course not. Do you? GP: ...no. GP: Anyway, ill try to think of a way to get that lid off. You have more impotent things to deel with right now. BB: Like what, perchance? GP: Like trying to exspleen to youre mom why youv made such a mess in your room. GP: Shes just outside youre door. BB: Oh. BB: This could prove...unpleasant.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 23, 2016 16:53:13 GMT
>Use duckmans stuffing to block the door.
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 17:27:29 GMT
>Use duckmans stuffing to block the door. Despite your best efforts and wedging the door shut with stuffing, your MOM easily throws the door open anyway. For shame, son! She gets into a hissy fit about the state of your room, and immediately charges you with a bill for it. When you fail to pay up she labels you a 'problem child' and storms out. Harsh, dude. She also left behind a present for you that was delivered to your house moments ago. The tag says 'From Prunella'. Open it? (Y/N)
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Post by randomwriter on May 23, 2016 18:02:09 GMT
>Y.
>Toss present into sprite once opening it.
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 18:44:17 GMT
>Y. >Toss present into sprite once opening it. You open up Prunella's present and discover a bitchin' magic kit inside. Her presents are always linked in some way to the weird and mysterious, and you figure this time is not different. Included in the kit is a top hat and magic cane. You gain 100 gentlemanly XP just by being so close to such a high class pair of items, raising your gentleman level to 5. Ability unlocked: Stiff Upper Lip. Reduces physical damage by 10%. As the cruxtruder still hasn't been opened, you file the magic kit under 792 Stage presentations and the top hat and cane under 687 Clothing & accessories. SPORTS MONKEY and GOTH DOG are now clamouring for your attention, who will you speak to first, g?
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Post by Neptz on May 23, 2016 18:57:07 GMT
>wear the top hat and cane dude, skyrocket in the gentleman levels
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 23, 2016 19:05:38 GMT
>You don't have a specibus yet, do you? >Locate CardKind modus and equip magic cards.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 20:18:46 GMT
>Talk to SPORTS MONKEY, yo
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 20:30:26 GMT
>wear the top hat and cane dude, skyrocket in the gentleman levels FUCK. YES. SO MUCH SWAG RIGHT NOW. Your gentleman level is boosted by a further two levels. >Locate CardKind modus and equip magic cards. You equip your magic cards to CARDKIND, as well as equipping your cane to CANEKIND for good measure. Still, though, I do wonder if playing cards are an appropriate weapon for an English gentleman such as yourself... I stand corrected.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 23, 2016 20:35:48 GMT
>Go downstairs to give your mom a right fucking rumble with your new weapons.
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Post by artstuck on May 23, 2016 20:48:42 GMT
>Talk to SPORTS MONKEY, yo
*sportyDrummer started chatting to you* SD: Hey, Arthur... SD: Change of plan. SD: I can't be on your team anymore. BB: What?! Whyever not? SD: Well, it seems that Muffy told Binky that she'd be on his team. SD: And there's no way I'm going to be on a different team than Muffy. SD: You understand, don't you? SD: Though in all fairness, I think Brain might make a better leader than you anyway. BB: Thank you, Francine. That's really something I needed to hear right now. BB: On my birthday. SD: Urrgh, I knew you'd get all melodramatic about it! SD: You know, if the situation had been reversed and it had been you and Buster, I'd have been a lot more sympathetic. SD: I mean it was kinda lenient of me to have offered to be on your team in the first place. SD: Did you know that Brain asked me first to join his team? SD: He asked me weeks ago, but I refused. SD: If you'd have asked me earlier, then maybe there would have been a chance that both me and Muffy would have joined your team... BB: Francine, I only found out that I was going to be leading a team today! BB: It's incredibly unfair of you to blame me for something that I wasn't even aware of. SD: Please, Arthur, I'm so done with your lame excuses. SD: Anyway, I have to go. Brain needs me to be his server player. SD: I noticed that you never asked me to be your server player. SD: I suppose you asked that slut Molly to be yours, didn't you? BB: She's not a slut. And no, as a matter of fact, I didn't. BB: I asked George. Someone whom I trust to look after my fate infinitely more than I could ever trust you! SD: Oh, fuck you, Arthur! SD: I hope I never have to hear from you again! BB: Fine! SD: Fine!!! *sportyDrummer stopped chatting to you*
You begin to regret the fact that you have managed to fall out with two of your best friends in the same day. Your birthday, no less.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 23, 2016 20:50:31 GMT
>Go fuck up your mom with your newfound swag and burning anger while it lasts.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 20:52:19 GMT
>Damn dude, that's cold, yo. Talk to GOTH DOG.
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Post by randomwriter on May 24, 2016 11:53:59 GMT
>Chat up Molly and tell her what Francine said. This can only end well.
>Molly, end up pondering a cycle of MAKE HER PAY.
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Post by artstuck on May 24, 2016 18:33:14 GMT
>Go fuck up your mom with your newfound swag and burning anger while it lasts. Are you crazy??? There are so many reasons why this is a bad idea! 1. She's a lady. A gentleman should never harm a lady. ( You know, apart from that one time you did) 2. She's your mother! A dignified young lad like you should always respect your elders, and somehow you don't think attacking your mom with a cane would quite fit into that. 3. Bitch would curb-stomp you. Like, f'real. You're still only level 1 in your battling abilities, and she must be...what, at least level 100? You would die. Maybe there'll be someone else you could fight soon instead...
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Post by Sharkalien on May 24, 2016 18:41:57 GMT
>Nadine, DW's imaginary friend
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 24, 2016 18:48:29 GMT
>Hey skippy do us a favor and spawn a bunch of lowly minions for the dude to beat the fuck out of.
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