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Post by artstuck on May 24, 2016 18:54:20 GMT
>Damn dude, that's cold, yo. Talk to GOTH DOG.
*sherlockedHound is chatting to you* SH: Arthur, I Hope You Are Well. SH: I Heard From Our Mutual Friend Sue-Ellen That You Are Pleased With The Birthday Gift We Made You. SH: That Turn Of Events Is...Fortuitous. BB: Fern! It's great to hear from you. BB: Yes, the graphic novel you two made is excellent! I highly advise the pair of you to continue down this path as a career. BB: The pair of you make a great team. SH: That We Do. SH: Her Ability To Bring Me Out Of My Shell, And My Ability To Keep Her Level Headed Means That We Have The Perfect Friendship. SH: Or In Other Words, The Perfect Moirails. BB: Moirails? I'm afraid I've never actually encountered that term before. SH: It Is A Strange Alien Term That I Encountered Upon One Of My Many Deep Forays Into The Dark Corners Of The Internet. SH: Think Of It Kind Of Like BFFs, Except One Is Sane And The Other Isn't. SH: I Am The Sane One. BB: So would Pinky and the Brain be a good example of moirails, in that case? SH: Pinky And The Brain Would Be The Greatest Example Of Moirails. SH: All Other Moirails Strive To Have A Relationship As Great And As Pure As The Friendship Between These Two Talking Mice. SH: You And Buster Would Also Be Another Great Example. BB: Well, you say that...me and Buster had a slight altercation earlier. BB: The thought of it still fills me with guilt. SH: It Happens To The Best Of Friendships. SH: Myself And Sue-Ellen Disagree Constantly. SH: For Example SH: Just The Other Day, She Told Me That She Ships Zuko and Katara SH: When Clearly Zuko And Mai Are The Greater Ship SH: We Argued For A Bit, But Then We Made Up Afterwards. SH: That's Just What Friends Do. BB: Actually, I was secretly hoping he would hook back up with that tea shop girl... BB: You know the one I'm talking about? SH: Yes, As A Matter Of Fact I Do. SH: You Sicken Me. BB: Hahaha, maybe I deserve that! BB: She did only appear in that one episode, after all. BB: I suppose the fans would not have been exactly thrilled to see one of the main deuteragonists paired off with some random character of the day! SH: It Would Have Been A Great Insult To The Shipping Community As A Whole, I Can Assure You.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 24, 2016 18:55:39 GMT
>Have stunning revelation that BB may be a universal deity. Who is also a watemelon possible rabbit.
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Post by artstuck on May 24, 2016 19:22:12 GMT
>Chat up Molly and tell her what Francine said. This can only end well. >Molly, end up pondering a cycle of MAKE HER PAY.
SC: WHAT. BB: And, after that, we agreed to disagree and parted ways. BB: Presumably for forever. BB: I don't appear to have much luck in maintaining friendships, do I? SC: THAT SC: COMPLETE SC: AND UTTER SC: COW. SC: I WILL MURDER HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS. SC: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. SC: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE ASSWIPE. SC: you are so fucking well rid of her, i swear art. SC: i told you! SC: didn't i tell you ages and ages ago? SC: it just goes to show who your real friends are. SC: what a bitch. SC: also, like it's any of her business who your server player is. SC: i think it's actually rather sweet you picked george. SC: like it would have been nice to have been your server player, i guess?? and help you along your way. SC: but i would happily give up that to see george have that confidence boost in helping you instead. BB: Well, actually, Molly... BB: Truth be told, the reason I didn't ask you to be my server player, was, well... BB: To put it bluntly... BB: I was rather hoping that I could be your server player. SC: art you fucking sweetie. SC: this is amazing. SC: when francine finds out she is going to be so pissed.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 24, 2016 19:23:55 GMT
>Maybe leave it to franci.
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Post by randomwriter on May 24, 2016 19:36:29 GMT
>Perfect! Everyone gets what they want, and there's no chances of Molly doing anything bad to Francine.
>Be Future Francine.
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Post by artstuck on May 24, 2016 21:07:15 GMT
>Perfect! Everyone gets what they want, and there's no chances of Molly doing anything bad to Francine. >Be Future Francine. ...I gotta admit, both of these bozos have deffo seen better days. >#best character right here >#just straight up murderin worst character >#but seriously holy shit francine is just a fuckin awful human being >#it cant just be me can it >#like who looks at francine and thinks >#yeah >#nows theres a well rounded and likeable person >#i mean shes a piece of shit to her best friends but who cares >#and yeah she whines and moans about everythin but like thats no issue >#who gives a shit if she goes out of her way to belittle everyone she meets >#hey remember that time she was bein extremely fuckin loud and irritatin her next door neighbour >#and when her neighbour rightfully complained she had the cheek to think that she was bein inconvenienced >#oh oh oh >#remember when she called fern a fuckin mouse >#and fern had the most beautifully passive aggressive response >#where she drew francine as a big fat cow named frank >#and yet in the end fern was made to feel awful about it because francine shed a few crocodile tears >#what kind of karmic bullcrap is that >#francine learnt jack shit from the whole ordeal >#and we know she learnt jack shit because she was back to her old beastly self by the next episode >#man fuck francine she can lick my taint >#ok rant over >#lets get back to fartin around in arthurs room >george pick up bed This doesn't seem like a good idea, bro!
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Post by Sharkalien on May 24, 2016 21:31:33 GMT
>Geroge: Put down some other suff
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Post by randomwriter on May 24, 2016 23:10:03 GMT
>George, try to open cruxtruder by hitting it with bed or mom.
>10/10
>Buster, how goes the continuing fire?
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Post by artstuck on May 25, 2016 19:11:56 GMT
>George, try to open cruxtruder by hitting it with bed or mom. Yeah boi! That seems to have worked, dawg! ...I mean, Buster Baxter. no longer seems to be breathing, but hey! You can't have everything in this world, amirite? > Buster Arthur, how goes the continuing fire? What fire? You don't remember a fire. Was there a fire? How did you even get here? You are scared and confused and you just want to go home. The SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR bear is messaging you on Skippy, will you answer him?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 25, 2016 19:14:07 GMT
>Yes, absolutely
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 19:58:35 GMT
>Might as well
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Post by randomwriter on May 25, 2016 20:03:56 GMT
>George, toss Buster into the sprite.
>Arthur, respond to message.
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Post by artstuck on May 25, 2016 20:12:04 GMT
>Yes, absolutely
*acetaldeHyde started chatting with you* AH: Buster, my dearest friend, how are you? AH: I hope you are in good health. AH: The reason I am contacting you today is because I have a proposition that I think you'll find rather intriguing...
>deploy other weird homestuck machines You deploy the TOTEM LATHE, the ALCHEMITER and a PRE-PUNCHED CARD. Lmfao your room is getting kinda full! On another note, the four displays on the CRUXTRUDER are now counting down from 30:00. The KERNELSPRITE looms ominously overhead...
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Post by Sharkalien on May 25, 2016 20:27:32 GMT
>Buster: Ask George what that seizure kernel is
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Post by artstuck on May 25, 2016 20:43:21 GMT
>Buster: Ask George what that seizure kernel is You can't ask George what it is, as you're currently about 50 leagues deep within the land of Nod. Having an entire bed land on you will do that to a fella! Nevertheless, George is working tirelessly to try and discover what it is. What a champ! 29:30 remains.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 25, 2016 21:08:22 GMT
>Buster: Dream of a golden tower
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Post by randomwriter on May 25, 2016 23:38:03 GMT
>Toss Pal into cruxtruder, George!
>Help Buster out!
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 0:00:51 GMT
>Toss Buster Baxter. into the seizure ball!
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Post by artstuck on May 26, 2016 21:45:45 GMT
>Buster: Dream of a golden tower Instead of a golden tower, you dream of a pearly white one. You stare at the bright blue sky for a while, the sight of which is incredibly relaxing. You feel truly at ease here, as if nothing could wake you from this d- SPLOOSH! Spoke too soon. SPRUCE MOOSE and SLUTTY BUNNY are now yammering for your attention. 29:00 remains.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 26, 2016 21:47:48 GMT
>Ooh, chat up SLUTTY BUNNY
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Post by Con Air on May 26, 2016 23:44:28 GMT
<Dance the samba and poop on your computer.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 23:53:31 GMT
>chat it up with the good ol' SPRUCE MOOSE
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Post by randomwriter on May 27, 2016 1:26:55 GMT
>Chat up both while getting to entry.
>DORA WINFRED READ, try to strife with brother. Get punched into Sprite.
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Post by artstuck on May 27, 2016 22:01:55 GMT
>Ooh, chat up SLUTTY BUNNY
SC: okay so i've calmed down a bit now. SC: i'm not feeling quite so angry anymore. SC: how are things going with you? SC: how are you and george getting on? BB: Quite frankly, Molly, myself and George have no clue what we're doing. BB: We might have made a rather large error by not consulting some sort of handbook before loading up this game. BB: I have already been knocked out once by my own bed, and now there is a strange white machine in my room which has been counting down from 30 minutes for a while now. BB: It's currently on 28:42. SC: woah bummer dude sounds like you're having quite the hard time of it. BB: Undoubtedly. SC: don't worry bro if there's anyone who can handle a difficult situation, it's you. SC: i'm sure you'll be fine. BB: Your confidence in me is timely as always, Molly! SC: hey so i was thinking SC: you and me need to hang out again soon. SC: it's been a while. BB: Yes, I quite suppose it has, hasn't it? When was the last time you and I had some alone time together? SC: dunno mate seems like forever. SC: i don't think we did that much. SC: i think you just watched me skateboard for a bit and then we got into an argument about who would win in a death match between the american and british dennis the menaces. SC: like i didn't even realise there was a british dennis the menace until you told me about him. SC: btw american dennis is waaaaay more menacing than british dennis. BB: How can you say that? British Dennis is clearly the more menacing of the two! He's rude, he's angry, he causes bodily harm to those that oppose him on a regular basis, not to mention the vicious bloodthirsty dog he owns that constantly does his bidding! SC: yeah but i mean SC: american dennis annoys mr wilson every now and again SC: like you can't get much more menacingly than that really. SC: actually now that i think about it american dennis is actually kinda shit. SC: i think that i was mainly arguing with you about it just because i love watching you get worked up about stuff. SC: it's hilarious. SC: no but seriously british dennis sounds hardcore. BB: He is! BB: He bullies his classmates on a daily basis as they don't fit into his warped standards of masculinity. BB: It's incredibly intensive bullying as well! Not just the meagre name-calling that one might expect, either. BB: Here he is threatening one of his enemies to full-on tears!BB: Can you believe that the British public have been rooting for this juvenile delinquent for roughly 60 years now? SC: god i think i'm starting to get why you're so obsessed with the uk. SC: it's because it's so fucking trippy. BB: It clearly is the best country, in my opinion! SC: i'm also still reeling from the time you were telling me about that 'our william' guy. BB: That's not his name!
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