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Post by lazyname on Apr 27, 2016 21:43:05 GMT
 You wake up with an aching head to a place you've never been before! You are in a BATHROOM. Near you is a MEDICINE CABINET, and a SINK. The far side of the room contains a BATHTUB. Strikingly enough, there is no TOILET. Someone... Someone actually built this BATHROOM without a TOILET. This is starting to get weird. You try to open the DOOR but it appears to be locked. You are starting to freak out, but you do it silently as to not freak yourself out even more. It is not working. What do you do now? |
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Post by hargleblargleboo on Apr 27, 2016 22:03:30 GMT
>Open the MEDICINE CABINET.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 22:14:37 GMT
>Look in the bathtub
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Post by eerr on Apr 27, 2016 22:17:40 GMT
>Ride bathtub like mechanical bull.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 27, 2016 22:26:44 GMT
> OPEN THE MEDICINE CABINET  What...  What the Hell is EVEN GOING ON?!?! YOU'RE TOTALLY STARTING TO FREAK OUT NOW. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN DO? > RIDE THE BATHTUB LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL  Okay, you feel a little better, albeit what you are doing is entirely pointless. |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 22:35:22 GMT
>Grab the razor and bottle. Then flip the fuck out.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 22:51:24 GMT
>Take some pills to calm down
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Post by lazyname on Apr 27, 2016 22:59:22 GMT
> GRAB THE SHAVING RAZOR AND PILLS  You calmly take the SHAVING RAZOR and PILLS and stash them in your inventory. >RIDE THE BATHTUB AG-, HEY WHAT'S THAT RED METER?  Oh fuck! Your VOLITIlITY VILE has reached it's maximum! You FLIP THE FUCK OUT, and by fuck, I mean everything in your INVENTORY. Apparently, whenever you FLIP THE FUCK OUT, everything in your INVENTORY gets ejected. Your SHAVING RAZOR gets launched into the ceiling, and your PILLS spill on the floor. How embarrassing! |
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Post by lazyname on Apr 27, 2016 23:11:23 GMT
> TAKE SOME PILLS TO CALM DOWN  You decide to take some of the PILLS and ingest them. Maybe they're anti-anxiety pills or someth-  Admittedly this was a bad idea from the start. You are on a DRUG TRIP now. |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 28, 2016 0:10:43 GMT
>Take a walk on the WILD SIDE.
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Post by imglasses on Apr 28, 2016 0:12:53 GMT
>Un-eat the pills.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 28, 2016 0:13:09 GMT
>Walk on the rainbow to Valhalla.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 28, 2016 0:32:33 GMT
> TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE > WALK THE RAINBOW TO VALHALLA  You do all of these things because YOU ARE CONNECTED TO THE UNIVERSE'S INNER BEING. HoLy FuCk YoU fEeL lIkE aN beAuTiFuL eAgLe  > UNEAT THE PILLS You wake up after god knows how long, and uneat the pills in the same way you'd uneat a rotten slice of pizza. Topped with a stomach virus. Hey... you're in a different room. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 28, 2016 0:45:17 GMT
>Take that gun
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Post by lazyname on Apr 28, 2016 1:00:57 GMT
> TAKE THAT GUN  You take the GUN. You sure do feel safer, even if it's empty. |
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 28, 2016 1:02:10 GMT
>Change the perspective to look at those two nubs on the wall
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Post by lazyname on Apr 28, 2016 1:08:06 GMT
> CHANGE PERSPECTIVE TO SEE WHAT THE TWO NUBS ON THE WALL ARE  Well, you sure do feel silly. It was a DOOR, in fact, you're pretty sure this is the DOOR to the BATHROOM. It's still locked... How in the fuck... Well, you better change perspectives back, you feel uncomfortable like this. |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 28, 2016 1:11:58 GMT
>Try the other door.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 28, 2016 1:22:40 GMT
>TRY THE OTHER DOOR  Well, then... back to seeing this scene. You've calmed down a bit but you do still feel a little anxious about this whole scenario. The only thing in this room is a NIGHTSTAND. Wait, there's a rope attached to it... |
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 28, 2016 1:39:29 GMT
>TIE ROPE TO SELF, THEN JUMP INTO THE ABYSS
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 28, 2016 1:47:11 GMT
> Pilfer the NIGHTSTAND for its sweet loot.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 28, 2016 2:24:45 GMT
> PILFER THE NIGHTSTAND FOR ITS SWEET LOOT  Oh fuck yeah! Check out this sweet stash! You discover two BONES, a PARTLY EATEN CHICKEN LEG, a STICK OF DYNAMITE, a DETONATED STICK OF DYNAMITE, a BUCKET OF THERMITE, a LIGHTER, a... I don't know... a-and a PAIR OF SOCKS, of course.  You are beginning to see how you got up here. |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 28, 2016 3:57:20 GMT
> Pour some Thermite on the disturbing object and light it with your lighter. Nudge it off the side with the NIGHTSTAND for good measure afterward.
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Post by lazyname on Apr 29, 2016 0:42:56 GMT
>BURN THE THING WITH THE THERMITE. NUDGE OFF THE EDGE FOR GOOD MEASURE.  Yeah, you better destroy it before it decides to murder you in your sleep.  Uh...  You kick it of the ledge |
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 0:45:16 GMT
>Use to rope to rappel to the window below.
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