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The Paradoxical Insurgent
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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COUCH SEARCH May 20, 2016 20:09:49 GMT via mobile

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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 20, 2016 20:09:49 GMT

>Mkdir snoopDawg

What you need to be asking yourself, as we find ourselves tumbling through this hostile vortex locked in the vicegrip of each other's sinewed brawn, is this: how deep does the rabbit's glasshole go? Does it have a bottom? So if you really want to do this thing -- if you really want to DANCE -- then I suggest you take off your shirt, put on a proper pair of fucking suspenders, and put those bologna loaves you call arms to use. Right now I'm a human goddamned beef windmill, god help us all.

eerr Ballet of the Dancestors Posts: 687	COUCH SEARCH May 20, 2016 20:38:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eerr on May 20, 2016 20:38:11 GMT >Dir
	Support your party! Get Dropbox for desktop and backup your adventure updates, by saving to a folder on your desktop! Your updates will outlast your computer.

Arashi500 Don't Bleed on the Suits Posts: 471	COUCH SEARCH May 20, 2016 23:51:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arashi500 on May 20, 2016 23:51:29 GMT >Enter Command: ApplezRule.exe
	SPOILER: Click to show Rootborn Adventure Also, here's some adoptables if you don't mind givin' 'em a click. dragcave.net/user/Arashi500

TimeyWimeyHero Boy-Skylark Heir of Head Posts: 137	COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 2:26:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 21, 2016 2:26:02 GMT > get ye flask
	"now it's TWO black stars because i'm TWICE as racist" -Nero 2k16

randomwriter Your shit is wrecked Posts: 624 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 22:07:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by randomwriter on May 21, 2016 22:07:03 GMT >Start Zork.
	Welp, we're back. Sort of.

cutelilufo
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COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 22:43:46 GMT

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Post by cutelilufo on May 21, 2016 22:43:46 GMT

May 20, 2016 19:36:41 GMT The One Guy said:

> BOY.
> YOU THERE. BOY.

You're not sure what you thought this would accomplish. This feels vagauely familiar, somehow.

May 20, 2016 23:51:29 GMT Arashi500 said:

>Enter Command: ApplezRule.exe

You'd probably need to RUN an executable.

May 21, 2016 2:26:02 GMT TimeyWimeyHero said:

> get ye flask

Huh. Alright.

May 20, 2016 19:38:47 GMT @nightlights said:

>Enter command: HELP

Ah, there we go.

A list of various commands is displayed.

May 20, 2016 20:38:11 GMT eerr said:

>Dir

Three directories are displayed.

May 20, 2016 20:09:49 GMT The Paradoxical Insurgent said:

>Mkdir snoopDawg

Nice.

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Sharkalien Moderator Out of Breath Posts: 2,529 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 22:56:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sharkalien on May 21, 2016 22:56:40 GMT >RUN "FURNITURE QUEST"
	Househeld SPOILER: Click to show

Fiasco Guest	COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 23:03:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Fiasco on May 21, 2016 23:03:17 GMT type: GET

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	COUCH SEARCH May 21, 2016 23:31:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 21, 2016 23:31:10 GMT >try INV

TimeyWimeyHero Boy-Skylark Heir of Head Posts: 137	COUCH SEARCH May 22, 2016 2:05:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 22, 2016 2:05:55 GMT > PST
	"now it's TWO black stars because i'm TWICE as racist" -Nero 2k16

Arashi500 Don't Bleed on the Suits Posts: 471	COUCH SEARCH May 22, 2016 15:38:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arashi500 on May 22, 2016 15:38:02 GMT >Run ApplezRule.exe >Open USER0/text
	Last Edit: May 22, 2016 15:39:04 GMT by Arashi500 SPOILER: Click to show Rootborn Adventure Also, here's some adoptables if you don't mind givin' 'em a click. dragcave.net/user/Arashi500

cutelilufo
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COUCH SEARCH May 23, 2016 23:32:25 GMT

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Post by cutelilufo on May 23, 2016 23:32:25 GMT

May 22, 2016 15:38:02 GMT Arashi500 said:

>Run ApplezRule.exe

An ASCII apple does a cheerful dance. You imagine a jaunty tune would be playing if this thing had speakers.

May 21, 2016 22:07:03 GMT randomwriter said:

>Start Zork.

Damn. Maybe you should check what programs are on this computer.

You have a choice of "ApplezRule" (again),"FurnitureQuest", and "Writer".

May 21, 2016 22:56:40 GMT Sharkalien said:

>RUN "FURNITURE QUEST"

Oh no.

Oh hell no.

Yeah, this is too much for you.

Let's try something else.

May 21, 2016 23:03:17 GMT Fiasco said:

type: GET

It looks like you need to type something after GET.

You have an idea.

Nice.

Oh. How disappointing!

May 21, 2016 23:31:10 GMT @nightlights said:

>try INV

You guess Zork went to your inventory, whatever that means. You also have 'ye flask'.

May 22, 2016 2:05:55 GMT TimeyWimeyHero said:

> PST

Nothing happened.

May 22, 2016 15:38:02 GMT Arashi500 said:

>Open USER0/text

There's five text documents.

Last Edit: May 23, 2016 23:51:18 GMT by cutelilufo

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Sharkalien Moderator Out of Breath Posts: 2,529 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 23, 2016 23:38:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 23:38:47 GMT >Open README.txt
	Househeld SPOILER: Click to show

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 0:17:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 24, 2016 0:17:36 GMT > floorguide.txt

sirblizz98 Unreal Heir Posts: 254	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 3:42:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sirblizz98 on May 24, 2016 3:42:16 GMT >a_nice_poem.txt
	-Crabs and Birds- -Towers and Dresses- -Small Man Small Island-

Arashi500 Don't Bleed on the Suits Posts: 471	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 4:22:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arashi500 on May 24, 2016 4:22:25 GMT >Open: HomeandGarden.txt
	SPOILER: Click to show Rootborn Adventure Also, here's some adoptables if you don't mind givin' 'em a click. dragcave.net/user/Arashi500

Zerio Ripetike eating a chimneychanga Posts: 357	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 11:28:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zerio on May 24, 2016 11:28:38 GMT >get apple.txt

The One Guy Rust Maid Posts: 1,148 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 15:17:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The One Guy on May 24, 2016 15:17:29 GMT Let's get some dice rolling in: > ROL > ROL > ROL > ROL > ROL

randomwriter Your shit is wrecked Posts: 624 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 17:50:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by randomwriter on May 24, 2016 17:50:00 GMT May 24, 2016 15:17:29 GMT The One Guy said: Let's get some dice rolling in: > ROL > ROL > ROL > ROL > ROL Seconded. Natural 20 for the win!
	Welp, we're back. Sort of.

TimeyWimeyHero Boy-Skylark Heir of Head Posts: 137	COUCH SEARCH May 24, 2016 20:45:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 24, 2016 20:45:39 GMT > RUN Writer.exe
	"now it's TWO black stars because i'm TWICE as racist" -Nero 2k16

cutelilufo
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COUCH SEARCH May 25, 2016 2:32:18 GMT

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Post by cutelilufo on May 25, 2016 2:32:18 GMT

May 24, 2016 11:28:38 GMT Zerio said:

>get apple.txt

Wait shit, you meant to open it.

It looks like apple.txt is now in your inventory and also inaccessible.

This is getting really stupid.

May 23, 2016 23:38:47 GMT Sharkalien said:

>Open README.txt

It looks like your average readme. Nothing too interesting here.

May 24, 2016 0:17:36 GMT @nightlights said:

> floorguide.txt

The file was corrupted. It seems like it was only able to make a partial recovery.

This information seems sort of useful. You take a reference picture.

May 24, 2016 15:17:29 GMT The One Guy said:

Let's get some dice rolling in:
> ROL
> ROL
> ROL
> ROL
> ROL

Sweet!!!!!!!! A natural 20 on the first try.

Some of these rolls don't look quite right.

You paste ROL as fast as your digits let you. You think the ROL function might be broken, but you don't really care.

hahahah- oh whoops

Oh well. You probably wasted enough time in here, anyways.

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randomwriter Your shit is wrecked Posts: 624 Pronouns: he/him/his	COUCH SEARCH May 25, 2016 2:34:51 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by randomwriter on May 25, 2016 2:34:51 GMT >Crawl through the vents and look into people's rooms. >also whoops oh well this won't come back to bite us later
	Welp, we're back. Sort of.

Arashi500 Don't Bleed on the Suits Posts: 471	COUCH SEARCH May 25, 2016 4:03:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arashi500 on May 25, 2016 4:03:47 GMT >Unplug and replug the computer in, and restart it. Troubleshooting 101. Oh noez, we lost access to HomeandGarden.txt
	Last Edit: May 25, 2016 4:04:25 GMT by Arashi500 SPOILER: Click to show Rootborn Adventure Also, here's some adoptables if you don't mind givin' 'em a click. dragcave.net/user/Arashi500

sirblizz98 Unreal Heir Posts: 254	COUCH SEARCH May 25, 2016 6:08:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sirblizz98 on May 25, 2016 6:08:03 GMT >Explore the vents
	-Crabs and Birds- -Towers and Dresses- -Small Man Small Island-

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	COUCH SEARCH May 25, 2016 7:29:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 25, 2016 7:29:21 GMT >Open vents

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