You are now SNIRP MCSNAPS, you don't really remember much after you were seemingly frozen. You are in a cold dungeon cell, with the two torches being your only source of illumination. But hey, at least there's a rug in here.
You enter the MP CHAMBER 01, the door closes and locks behind you. The chamber is a simple test involving a BLOCK-TO-BUTTON TEST, along with a STRANGE MACHINE, and as well as a HYPER RUBIK'S CUBE. Quite simple for the everyman, indeed.
>Snirp: React appropriately to the sight of this test
The sight of this over-complicated bullshit fills you with THE CRAVING OF YOUR OWN DEATH.
There actually appears to be a CODE MACHINE at the end of the chamber, but it seems unusable due to no power running through the machine. >Next
This just downright infuriates you to the highest extent. You're telling me I have to solve a dumb and stupid tesseract in order to unlock a fucking machine that I need to cheat my way through this. This fills you with hatred to the highest extent.
>Snirp: Accept grueling fate and attempt to solve the hypercube
You pick up the cube and attempt to comprehend how you're going to solve something that bares 4 dimensions.. You wonder why you can't solve something easy, like a cipher to decode or.. something.. >Next
Just then, the cube snaps back to it's little holder.. thing.. You can tell that this isn't going to end well..
>Snirp: Type code into machine in hopes of it revealing tresure
You input the code into the CODE MACHINE. The screen redirects to an image sharing website.. Odd.. You wouldn't expect a cheat code machine to show you a website. You begin to think of other codes that could assist you in this dungeon..
You are now MATT.. After suffering a KO, you finally regain consciousness on top of a pentagram... Great.. You didn't expect this out a dungeon, you're done for for sure. You can't get up due to being bound to the floor. Great!