You regain your consciousness after suffering a BLACKOUT from having a good night at the bar.. Great, look at this, you feel terrible and you certainly don't look any better. Your hair is in a mess and you can't even remember your own name! GAH... what the hell was it again...
>Fine Dapper: Get yourself together before remembering name
You decide to take a moment to recollect yourself before doing anything.. What the hell was your name again.. Aha!
Your name is RIFT PITTERSWORTH. You are a level 10 WARRIOR that lives in the town of EGAFUAB. You're one of the many fine DAPPERS that take part in a exclusive group known as the PAKRAT. You're fairly talented with the sword, specifically on the offense. You're known to be a bit of an OLD TIMER, but you don't really care that much, you like the oldies, your ol' pappy used to talk about it alot. But time passes, and then you find this dungeon with other DAPPERS in search of FINE DAMES. But you digress. You're in your bedroom, what will you do?
> Show us your deadly muscles Dapper! You are the greatest Warrior who ever lived~
You flex your dastardly great muscles as an award for finding that trapdoor that you totally knew about. Yes, your muscles make every panty drop within your vicinity. That is, if you were to really see their panties drop, of course.
Rift: H- hello. : Oh! Hello! Rift: my name is Roft. Rift: rift* Camma: Oh! My name is Camma! Camma: Pleasure to meet you! Rift: l-*hic* likewise. Camma: So, where were you heading? Rift: i was aboot to ask you htat. Rift: about* Camma: Oh. I was about to head into the bar for a nice drink, care to join?? Rift: oh uh- sure.
Camma: You know.. Camma: Your hilarious antics seem to be quite the.. Camma: Oh what's it called.. Camma: Quite the turn on~ Rift: Oh- dear.. Camma: Maybe you'd like to head over to my home..? Rift: Wh-
After suffering a DRUNKEN KO, you wake up in an ODD LAND, the couch you were near is behind you, it must be the gateway out. This land doesn't seem to be normal at all, there are floating islands and what appears to be a planetoid. What will you do?