KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jun 29, 2016 4:31:30 GMT
 You struggle. You can't move at all. Something is inching closer. You're not feeling so good.. You hear whispers. >Next You begin to lose yourself.. Your mind feels like it's slipping away.. You're not feeling so good..
In fact..You feel a little.. blue.. Darkness begins to inch closer. The thoughts of your newfound companions fade away. You don't know what you are anymore. You BLACKOUT. |
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KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jun 29, 2016 4:35:07 GMT
 !?!?? >Next What the just hell happened?!?! |
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KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jun 29, 2016 4:37:40 GMT
 You regain your consciousness after suffering a BLACKOUT from having a good night at the bar.. Great, look at this, you feel terrible and you certainly don't look any better. Your hair is in a mess and you can't even remember your own name! GAH... what the hell was it again... |
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KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jun 30, 2016 5:22:19 GMT
Name for this new character will be decided here because I don't know how to poll. |
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Post by redditstuckteam on Jun 30, 2016 11:17:55 GMT
Scrooge Pittersworth better win this...
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KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jun 30, 2016 20:36:59 GMT
 You decide to take a moment to recollect yourself before doing anything.. What the hell was your name again.. Aha! >Remember name  Your name is RIFT PITTERSWORTH. You are a level 10 WARRIOR that lives in the town of EGAFUAB. You're one of the many fine DAPPERS that take part in a exclusive group known as the PAKRAT. You're fairly talented with the sword, specifically on the offense. You're known to be a bit of an OLD TIMER, but you don't really care that much, you like the oldies, your ol' pappy used to talk about it alot. But time passes, and then you find this dungeon with other DAPPERS in search of FINE DAMES. But you digress. You're in your bedroom, what will you do? |
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Post by redditstuckteam on Jun 30, 2016 21:28:37 GMT
Hey, I can deal with this name.
> Rift Pittersworth: Check under the carpet for lost goodies.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jul 2, 2016 4:28:08 GMT
> Show us your deadly muscles Dapper! You are the greatest Warrior who ever lived~
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Post by eerr on Jul 2, 2016 5:55:53 GMT
>Use your Dame Tracker to find the nearest hot lady.
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KrispyKBacon
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 5, 2016 4:08:45 GMT
> Rift Pittersworth: Check under the carpet for lost goodies.  You're sure you wouldn't find anything under th- oh. Uh. You always knew that trapdoor was under there. Yeah. |
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 5, 2016 4:10:27 GMT
> Show us your deadly muscles Dapper! You are the greatest Warrior who ever lived~  You flex your dastardly great muscles as an award for finding that trapdoor that you totally knew about. Yes, your muscles make every panty drop within your vicinity. That is, if you were to really see their panties drop, of course. |
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 5, 2016 4:12:58 GMT
 You're not physicist but you're fairly sure with your drunken mind that you don't bare any CHORNAL MAGICS. The thought strikes you as dumb, actually, why would one want to skip to the end NOW?? Huh..  But why attempt to break metaphorical walls when you can ABANDON YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES AND TRACK FOR DAMES! |
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 5, 2016 4:15:56 GMT
>Use your Dame Tracker to find the nearest hot lady.  You whip out the DAME TRACKER and immediately look for the nearest dame. Ah yes, just as you thought, there are some dames within your local area. Mmm, yes, indeed. This will be quite the experience. |
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 7, 2016 22:29:00 GMT
 You imediately head outside with the tracker in hand, you wonder where the nearest dame could be .
>Next  The tracker beeps through the roof! There is DEFINITELY one nearby. >Rift: Look over yonder  A beauteous dame stands not that far from you, she looks quite magnificent. |
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 15, 2016 0:50:23 GMT
 Rift: H- hello.
 : Oh! Hello!Rift: my name is Roft.
Rift: rift*Camma: Oh! My name is Camma!
Camma: Pleasure to meet you!Rift: l-*hic* likewise.
Camma: So, where were you heading?
Rift: i was aboot to ask you htat.
Rift: about*Camma: Oh. I was about to head into the bar for a nice drink, care to join??
Rift: oh uh- sure. |
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Post by guest on Jul 15, 2016 2:34:45 GMT
go to the bar and make a move on the dame
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 16, 2016 0:18:25 GMT
go to the bar and make a move on the dame   You and Camma head into the bar to have a couple drinks and exchange various comedic conversations. You have a bit more than you'd normally have. Your DRUNKENNESS skyrockets. >Next Camma: You know..
Camma: Your hilarious antics seem to be quite the..
Camma: Oh what's it called..
Camma: Quite the turn on~
Rift: Oh- dear..
Camma: Maybe you'd like to head over to my home..?
Rift: Wh-
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 16, 2016 0:26:50 GMT
 You're not sure if you should take this offering into consideration, but your drunkenness clouds your decision-making. >Next You delightfully accept this offer to go see this random stranger's apartment, what can possibly go wrong! >Next You and Camma step out of the local bar. Your high DRUNKENNESS seems to be distorting the land around you. This isn't really what you were expecting of a good time. |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jul 17, 2016 3:30:57 GMT
> IT'S A TRAP! NO WAY SHE WOULD BE INTO YOU.
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 21, 2016 2:51:09 GMT
> IT'S A TRAP! NO WAY SHE WOULD BE INTO YOU.  You attempt to ask Camma on her true feelings, but your HIGH DRUNKENNESS makes your speech near impossible to comprehend. >Next She takes you to her apartment, she says to make yourself comfy while she runs an errand, what will you do? |
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Post by eerr on Jul 21, 2016 16:59:42 GMT
>Administer a field sobriety test.
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 24, 2016 5:31:28 GMT
>Administer a field sobriety test.  You begin your sobriety test, you stand on one leg to test balance. >Next
 You fall back due to your lack of balance, you suffer a loss of 10 HP.  You suffer a DRUNKEN K.O. |
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Post by G_Man on Jul 27, 2016 4:13:27 GMT
>Rift: Dream
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Jul 29, 2016 22:24:09 GMT
 After suffering a DRUNKEN KO, you wake up in an ODD LAND, the couch you were near is behind you, it must be the gateway out. This land doesn't seem to be normal at all, there are floating islands and what appears to be a planetoid. What will you do? |
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Post by eerr on Jul 30, 2016 0:10:33 GMT
>Look at the floating island to your left.
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: Oh! Hello!