>Oh geez, maybe they're friendly? Ask them to kindly let you through it.
Snirp: I know exactly what I'm going to do. Matt: And that is? Snirp: Use all my charisma to swoon these ladies to let us through. Fonz: THE CHANCES OF THAT OCCURRING ARE LOW. Snirp: Shut. You summon up all the charisma you have to go woo one of the guards.
You blame this failure of wooing the guard on the lack of a charisma stat existing. The author should've known the most important stat to any game in history and he wastes it for fucking magic. What a huge let down.
>Trian-Party: discuss someone to use as bait to knock out the guards
Snirp: Alright so my flirt plan didn't work. Matt: Yeah, we figured. Snirp: Oh shut it. Matt: How about I go in and knock them out. Matt: I can just throw them around with my magic. Snirp: I could murder them like how I did with that wanderer. Matt: What? Snirp: Oh right I didn't mention that- Fonz: HOW ABOUT I STEP IN AND ACTUALLY TALK TO THE GUARDS YOU IDIOTS. Snirp: ... Well if you wanna take the fun out of it, go ahead.
Fonz: LISTEN HERE, NOBODY WILL CALL ME SCRAP BUCKET IN THIS DUNGEON. Fonz: I WAS BUILT BY THE MASTER. Fonz: I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN WITH A SINGLE PUNCH TO THE FACE. Fonz: SO UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A METALLIC BEATING, KEEP TALKING YOU KNIGHTED WHORE. Fem. Guard A: Sir, please! I-I don't want any trouble!