Zodiacstuck - The Goodbye to End It All

this is a codename to say i found it stupid and ugly.

pfft why do i throw myself flowers my art is ugly auuuugh

I'll name this place "Little Apple".

Sotergan, with the Frost visible from space (kinda).


Ne'alia, with its falwera and core waters. The design was a hell.


And, since it's now canon...

Neptune is the slightly-awkward uncle who collects bottle caps, is unbeatable at chess, and know tons of useless facts about fishing. Also he wears sandals with socks and claims Pepsi and Coca taste the same. Is good at Mario Kart and can't cook for shit, so when he's asked to watch the kids, they always order pizza, "don't tell your mom cause I promised you would eat healthy"-style. Has a house in the countryside where they go for the holidays.

Mars is the annoying 10-years old little brother who likes toy cars, strawberry shortcake and always cries "I'm telling mom" whenever you tell him anything. Pulls out his tongue a lot and is kind of show-off. He loves volcanoes and crazy natural things, and has an ant farm in his bedroom. Tries to act tough but is a sweetheart. Cries when he gets hurts and needs Mommy's magic healing kiss, can't sleep without a bedtime story.

Earth is that 40-something single mom with short hair who's tired of cleaning up after her kids. She always cooks nice and healthy food with vegetables and good things, but her kids always complain about how weird it tastes, so she ends up making chicken nuggets and laments herself on how bad of a mother she is. She had depression problems and often smokes, even though she promised to stop. She loves her kids very much, but can't always put up with their shit.

And if you keep up with this theme, then:
Venus is the teenage sister who's famous on Instagram and has a hippie tendency, considers being vegan, supports local markets, is fascinated by sea life, loves gardening and metal music, wants to be a lawyer;
Saturn is the sassy lesbian aunt who knows about all of her neighbors' affairs, has lots of necklaces and earrings, knows how to host a party, is very chubby, believes in alien conspiracies, makes good cocktails and has three cats;
Jupiter is the hunky dad/ex-husband who loves puppies, helps elderly people cross the street, works at a clothing store, has got #DaBooty, does a 5km-jog every morning and knows most of Spielberg's movies' script by heart;
Mercury is the agender cousin (Neptune's kid) who works part-time at Starbucks, is quite shy, fast learner, has an aesthetic blog, makes video game music remixes and casually speaks French;
Uranus is the nerdy cousin (Saturn's daugther), #PCMasterRace, watches trending anime, listens to rap music, enjoys 19th century literature, often cracks a sexual joke and may not be entirely out of her emo phase;
Pluton is the middle brother, a living shitpost generator, writes slashfics on AO3.com, voluntarily helps at the pet shelter, occasionally cosplays, slow-paced, afraid of spiders and wants to run a flower shop;
Moon is the family pet. She's a fluffy Persian cat who loves back rubs and lets Earth cuddle her if that means being served meat leftovers.

Their neighbors are the dwarven planets and big moons, with Sun being head of their neighborhood's association or something like that.

Bonus: They all have their respective planet's particular markings as birthmarks. They share eye color with it as well.