quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 18, 2016 19:02:07 GMT
> Liam: Introduce yourself.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2016 0:34:57 GMT
>Be Liam.
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Post by ceetsie on May 22, 2016 18:15:37 GMT
You are now LIAM MATTHEWS, and you style yourself as one dank-ass memester.
You're not exactly the tidiest person, nor the cleanest or the neatest, but you don't really care. What you DO care about, however, you are very passionate about it. From your BEAUTIFUL WAIFUS, your INTERNET ANARCHIST PARAPHERNALIA, and of course the great SHREK, you ironically enjoy these weird obsessions, much to the chagrin of your friends. |
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 22, 2016 19:15:46 GMT
> Eat one of those giant plums.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 22, 2016 20:30:25 GMT
>Lovingly caress that Shrek body pillow
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2016 4:06:33 GMT
>Fawn over display of WAIFUS
>Why is your computer ANCIENT? Nobody uses those monitors anymore
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Post by ceetsie on May 29, 2016 18:07:20 GMT
Sorry about the lack of updates! My work has had me working a lot of night-shifts, so I've been super tired lately. > Eat one of those giant plums.  Now that you think about it, you are pretty hungry... And you're sure that Shrek won't mind if you snag a plum from his holy shrine...  You bite into the plum and get a big, juicy mouthful of RED ONION. You forgot that you placed onions on the SHREK ALTAR, not PLUMS! You suppose that this is divine punishment for being drek enough to steal from Shrek. >Lovingly caress that Shrek body pillow  Yes, now is the time to seek reconciliation from Shrek. You apologize to Shrek, and give him a great, big ogre-hug.  Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life >Fawn over display of WAIFUS   Ah yes, your glorious and lovely WAIFUS. Though none of them can compare to the ogrepowering love that is Shrek, they each have a near and dear place in your heart. Oh Suiseiseki, you sweet, timid beauty, desu. She was your first WAIFU, and perhaps your favorite, desu. Oh Miiu, you naughty serpent. She was your third WAIFU, and you spend a LOT of time thinking about her. Oh Judy, you kickass bunny. She is your most recent WAIFU, and her go-getting attitude inspires you. Oh Holo, you glorious goddess. She is your second WAIFU, and if you had to choose a WAIFU to bring to REAL LIFE, it would be her. >Why is your computer ANCIENT? Nobody uses those monitors anymore  Oh, this old thing? You can't seem to let go of it for nostalgia's sake. Only the outside is old, however: Everything on the inside is almost brand-new.  You even got a few special upgrades from a friend of yours. |
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Post by quixoticTokki on May 29, 2016 20:15:31 GMT
> Go do something else while you wait for Eric to talk to everyone.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 0:39:16 GMT
>Be a useful member of society and clean up your goddamn room, child
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Thronesnared~
