marikunin
Juvesquirt
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Post by marikunin on May 5, 2016 22:35:18 GMT
This game is simple. You have a fully updated Alchemiter. What things in your home do you use to make cool stuff and what do you make? I'll start.
Mannequin && Avatar: the Last Airbender Book 1: Water DVD Box Set = Chi Healing Training Dummy
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Post by Sharkalien on May 5, 2016 22:53:32 GMT
Glasses && Laptop = HIGH TECH SPECS
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Post by Neptz on May 5, 2016 23:08:01 GMT
shit, i'm one of those people who has literally no merchandise from anything ever. i have a very boring house i am not sure what to do in this dank game
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Post by BookwyrmBOTPH on May 5, 2016 23:20:13 GMT
I've done some alchemy panels for my upcoming fanventure. This one's my favorite. : Combine fancy dress with Anakin Skywalker cardboard figure.
You make I DON’T LIKE SAND.
This garment, besides being more loose and practical than your more formal outfits, also comes with the added bonus of REPELLING ALL SAND in a three foot radius away from you, a feature that will prove useful on your planet. You could theoretically walk through a sandstorm without a single grain touching you.
Who knew Lucas' whiny bullshit dialogue from the prequels would actually prove useful one day?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 5, 2016 23:29:04 GMT
shit, i'm one of those people who has literally no merchandise from anything ever. i have a very boring house i am not sure what to do in this dank game Just do what I did and combine the very first things you see. In my case, I took it quite literally
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Post by Neptz on May 5, 2016 23:30:14 GMT
Clock || Water = water clock wow cool
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Post by BookwyrmBOTPH on May 5, 2016 23:38:55 GMT
I feel like this game would be more effective if you provided the items and the person after you would create the item and description.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 5, 2016 23:41:20 GMT
$10 bill || Printer/Copier = EASY MONEY
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orngjce223
Plucky Tot
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Post by orngjce223 on May 6, 2016 5:53:55 GMT
Hmm! Let me try.
Ornate Belt && Tiny Jar == BELT OF A HUNDRED VIALS
It would come in useful if you were a sorcerer, you think. Or someone who could use explosives. As it is, though, you'd rather not wear that much glass around your midsection. Safety hazard.
Polka Dotted Fabric Scrap && DVD == ONE HUNDRED GREATEST POLKA HITS
You decide to just pitch this one out the window. You don't want to risk your server player daring you to dance to it.
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 8, 2016 15:35:19 GMT
Ooh, this sounds fun!
iPhone || Ghost Image of Skaia = SkaiPhone You make the SKAIPHONE 4.13. It comes with SKAIPE, for SKAIPING your CHUMS with and SKAIFARI for browsing the INTERNET with. It has a stylish SKAIA LOGO on its back. You wonder if there's anyone who has as many stylish phones in their Sylladex as you. You doubt it.
Window && Pillow = Fenestrated Pillow Takes you to the IMAGINARY REALM instead of the DREAM BUBBLES when you sleep. Never before has dimension-hopping been so easy.
Razor Blade && Paperback Novel = Papercutting Paperback Who's the sharpest knife in the closet NOW? Inflicts papercut damage on enemies when attack, high chance of a critical hit, and reduces cooldown time between hits. Requires bookkind specibus to be used. Who says bookworms can't fight?
Bowl || Ancient Snake Skull = Skull-shaped Bowl Skulls aren't just for seizure-inducing computing anymore! Now in three fashionable shades of green! Disclaimer: Does not include cherub mating rainbow invincibility aura, so please don't throw it at Lord English. You will just piss him off.
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 2, 2016 14:51:00 GMT
All seeing eye pendant && Glow-in-the-dark star stickers = The Illuminate A glowing necklace featuring the infamous logo of the Illuminati. Y'know, for all your secret-society-themed-glowing-jewelry based needs?
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 2, 2016 15:07:40 GMT
Oculus Rift && Disinfectant = Eyebleach A useful object to have around for the god awful attempts at art you have to wade through to find something decent for your OTP.
Pringles || Undertale = Popatso Chisps A Healthy snack. Now with less than 99% salt!
WW2 textbook || Printed copy of 13th amendment && Chuck Norris Bodypillow = ABRADOLF LINCLER PILLOW Saner men than I would question why you had all these things to hand... I have no words. I'm done. You win.
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 2, 2016 16:00:36 GMT
Abradolf Lincler pillow && Combat Jacket= Saxo-american General's Battlegarb Now w/ 20% more top hat.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Jun 2, 2016 18:57:22 GMT
Legacy Megazord || Wallmounted ornamental sword = Replica Power Sword Cellphone || Watch = The Tracy Watch Oven mitts && Vacuum cleaner = Sucky Gloves
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 3, 2016 0:43:04 GMT
SciFi novel && Clocks || PDA The Clockwinder's Palmtop. Not everyone has uranium powercores to power their tech. What's wrong with a little clockwork?
Philosophy textbook && straight-edge razor Occam's Razor The solution with least assumptions is usually correct. To make an argument more valid, shave of any assumptions made. This knife does the same to your enemies.
Brain in a Jar || ectoslime Ghost in a Bottle You... have got a mini-me... who's dead... and in a jar... You could probably use this for something awesome... but why would you?
Knife && Tazer || Bible Heavenly Thunder Switchblade It is literally an electrified pocket knife... what? Whatelse can I tell you? It's a knife, it's electrified, you stab people and they get 2000 gigawatts passed through their skull.
Bottle Ghost && Bible || Vodka Holy spirit. Is it safe to drink this? Perhaps... depends what you call safe, really...
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 5, 2016 19:32:01 GMT
Heavenly Thunder Switchblade && Grimoire Blade of Grimdarkness I really wouldn't use that thing to often. The blade is dull grey and appears to consist entirely of ghostly faces... they look hungry.
Glitch Artifact || SBaHJ SBaHJ^2 Just when you thought it couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse... This Hapended. Gods help us All, U fat nastey trash.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 27, 2016 19:50:17 GMT
Guitar && star wars poster = guitarsaber
It's a guitar, but with a field of energy around the edges. Not very good for playing, but very good for killing.
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Post by whowhatwhenwhale on Jun 28, 2016 2:49:12 GMT
Clock && Oculus rift - Alt-timeline Goggles These bulky things let you see into Alternate timelines! That's pretty much it though...
Ghost image of the Green Sun && butcher knife || ghost image of Skaia - Session Slicer Holy crap, this thing is expensive! But its also gotta be EXTREMELY powerful, right?
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Post by Con Air on Jun 28, 2016 3:04:20 GMT
Jarate+ Guitarsaber= Jarate Knife
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 29, 2016 1:48:50 GMT
Laptop && piano = pianoputer Finally, an immobile, hands on, extremely inconvenient computing device.
Pianoputer && car = fast, furious, fortissimo. It's a pianoputer with wheels. Imps beware!
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 29, 2016 19:53:54 GMT
Broadsword && Meat cleaver = BusterSword. It's Bulky and heavy... you can barely lift the damn thing.
Steak knife && BusterSword = Serrated Deathblade. This thing is... Fucking Hell. It can't be used. It's Unwieldy, Huge and covered in serrations that do literally NOTHING!
Serrated Deathblade || Switchblade = Sawtooth Switchcleaver. Ok, that's slightly better. It's more manageable and the serrations are at a mannageable scale. A bit long for a switchblade, but it's blade fitting into the far shorter handle in total violation of basic euclidean geometry is a useful method of sheathing the blade.
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wandabel
Juvesquirt
on a quest to watch every nic cage movie (44% comlplete)
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Post by wandabel on Jun 30, 2016 12:12:41 GMT
20 Dollar Bill || Nicolas Cage pillowcase = Useless Currency Money with Nic's face and a scene from National Treasure depicted on it. If you're paid with this, you'd make a Cage wage.
Gorbachev Russian Nesting Doll && Hammer = Perestrika Can lead to more open imps and more open markets.
Goat poster && Electric Guitar = Goatar Every note sounds like a goat.
Ghost poster && Sack of Potatoes = Papas Emeritus Anti-pope lead singer of Ghost as many potatoes. Inedible and rather useless.
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 30, 2016 18:22:57 GMT
Edgar Allen Poe Portrait && Katana = Edgar Allen No YES! FORGE A BLADE FROM THAT DREARY POETRY, NOBODY MUST LEARN YOUR LOVE OF DARKLY BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN LITERATURE!
Edgar Allen No || Chainsaw = Edgar Allen Woah Ok, this Chainsaw-Katana hybrid is a bit over-kill. You know that right? You need help.
Edgar Allen Whoa && Steam-powered Toy Locomotive || Grimoire = Edgar Allen Go STOP. You've gone to far. You need to Stop right now. But seeing as you are now cruising around on a train that seems to be made of coffins and hungry mouths, you can just keep going. And going. Annnnnnnnnnnd going...
Edgar Allen Poe Portrait || Suit = Nevermore Alliance Jacket A suave black suit, with a cloak of raven feathers... you feel morose just wearing this thing.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 1, 2016 0:44:10 GMT
At the mountains of madness by hp Lovecraft && baseball bat = tentacle bat. You make the tentacle bat from saints row 4. You've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Tentacle bat && a brief history of time by Steven hawking = timeless tentacle blade A strange sword with weird fleshy growths all over it.
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 1, 2016 10:46:43 GMT
Paper Toy Peridot && Clock= Steampunk Bot Peridot You can't wait to interact with this angry little slice of pie, even if she's more Steam-Powered Giraffe Than Steven's Punny Giggle. Blue Ipad && Elgyem Card II Shopkin Kitty Catbed= Ipad SE (Sleepy Elgyem) You'll use this as your pestering device, even if it means getting hit by sleep-psywaves. CNB Pen && Charmeleon toy=Blazing pen Finally, a weapon. You put this in your penkind specibus for later use. Steampunk Bot Peridot && Minion Balloon = Pleasure Bot Peridot OKAY, NO. CNB Pen && Gastly Card = Spooky Pen This is pretty cool. you also put this in your penkind specibus for later use. Cute Pajamas && Ipad SE = Perfect Pajama Pestering Gear This is pretty convenient. It also has a nice, alliterate name. Pleasure Bot Peridot && Spooky Pen = BDSM Bot Peridot WHY?!?! WHY DID YOU EVEN MAKE THIS?!?! You think this is good enough... even if THOSE bots exist... *Shudder*
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