The dream telling thread

I have a weird dream almost every night. My most recent one was that my mom was pregnant, and my eight year old sister was teaching a class of kindergartners.

A bit long.
I was in a large black space with lots of colored blinking dots in it. Many were colorful, but there was a single gray dot. I approached this dot and began to accelerate towards it in a insane speed once I was close enough. I felt myself landing in a grayish place that looked like the street of my home. The sky was very gray, but the streets were once colorful and took on a greyish tint because of the sky. I was following a version of me; he was older than myself and wasn't 'grayed'. I could not movie from the path of the alternate me, but I was a entity separate from them as I could see their back. I headed towards the location of my school; the alternate school was ten stories high, way more than I'd ever expect of a school here, and rather laterally large. I had a feeling that the ceiling was missing for some reason, but could not see it. Once my alternate self entered, I saw multiple people and a mirror. In that mirror, I saw my true self; a large eye rendered in a 36 bit video game 'artstyle' with a glowing dark green infinity/lemniscate symbol above myself. I looked at the other people and noticed there were eyes behind them, but they were rendered in different 'artstyles'. One looked like one of my friend's standard artstyle; another looked like a friend's caligraphy fused together to look like a eye. My alternate self approached the person with the caligraphy-eye and began chatting with them. I too, chatted with the caligraphy-eye. This is the part of my dream I remember the most clearly. For some reason, we did not 'speak'. Instead, words of a certain color appeared flying in individually out of nowhere until I could see them clearly. I had no control over the conversation. Here's how it went:
(caligraphy-eye's text was blue)Caligraphy-Eye: Again in one of the dying ones. They are so boring, why do you keep coming to them?
(my text was dark-green, similar to the lemniscate above myself)Me-Eye: I want to see how they end. They always cut out before the end. Do you know how they end?
Caligraphy-Eye: Well, what if I told you I DID know?
me-Eye: Tell me, please.
Caligraphy-Eye: Well, they kind of just turn into dust and fly away. But it's like, the individual parts. First is the buildings and physical things, then the people and then the air and all the other things they can't feel. I think the people in them don't perceive it that way, though, only us. It's like they don't realize it's collapsing.
Me-Eye: Great. I don't think I'll return to those again. Maybe I'll look at some of the white ones; they're the ones that never die, right?
Caligraphy-Eye: Yep! My [strange scribbled thing I could not understand] is leaving, though, so see you later!
I could feel myself bobbing up and down momentarily, and then my alternate self ceased to chat with Caligraphy-Eye's person. I could not understand their conversation; it was a bunch of portuguese sounding gibberish. Alternate-me returned home to see my (aged) parents with eyes of their own. They were rendered in a scribbly art-style that kept shifting. I sat down with them and engaged in prayer before I accelerated OUTSIDE (somehow) of a large gray wall and returned to the black-space. I looked around for a bit and could see my large eye closing. I then woke up as soon as it was perfectly closed. No dream of mine had this kind of conclusion; they sort of just end abruptly.

This dream was very weird. It was not a dream that I was familiar with; typically I tend to dream of good situations, like hanging out with friends, receiving money, receiving games or other cool things and I haven't had nightmares in forever. This one was kind of a gray area, and I was something I am not in real life; that has never happened before, except once as a kid where I had a dream in which I was a dog living in a castle for some reason.

I usually have very adventurous dreams that are somewhat long and complicated - like an interesting story where I am the main character, even if that character is not always "me." Recently I've been having dreams where I'm aware that I am dreaming for a time as well...it's interesting.

Anyway those dreams are hard to recall this late in the day or explain in detail, so here's a silly thing that happened in one of my dreams last night.

I was on some forum (not this one but it was similar) and I was having a conversation with some guy who had a poorly drawn, abstract avatar. He starts hitting on me and trying to ask me out. But rather than ask for my number or anything, he asks for my chumhandle (which I don't even have) haha. I did not oblige him. Then the other people on the thread were just like wtf, and that's all i remember lol.

I had a dream a few nights go. I was at some Pokemon convention. Stuff was revealed about Pokemon Sun and Moon (none of which I can recall).

Then, I saw it.

An announcement that Pokemon Z will be released along with the Gen VII games and will be the last Gen VI game.

Alas, it was all a dream. I suppose you can't always have good things.

Last night I dreamt that I found a grey striped kitten in the woods, who was stuck in a mud puddle. I took him home, cleaned him up and fed him some milk, and named him Mac after the character in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (for whatever reason idk).

I kept him as my pet, and he grew up to be a good cat. And I loved him. The End.

Last night I had a dream where superheroes were struggling to fight against giant monsters that would come and terrorize the city. To aid in fighting this threat, a large company began producing it's own, controllable, monsters to aid the superheroes. There were some that didn't like the idea of adding more giant monsters into the mix, but they were so effective that they became the go-to solution for dealing with the wild monsters. After some time, the wild monsters were all defeated, but before the city could really celebrate, the company revealed it's true motives to take control over the city itself, and used it's control over it's monsters to turn against the superheroes. Furthermore, it also was able to take control of many of the superheroes and citizens of the city, having enthralled them through either interactions with them or them using some of the company's other products. The still free superheroes fought back despite being completely outmatched, but I woke up before seeing how much they were able to accomplish.

i dont have a dream of my own, but im going to use my extremely great dream interpretation skills here to tell you your future / idk whatever else dream interpreters do.

The government controlled monsters represent THE government controlled PESTICIDES currently in use for our farms. we're using them to take care of ``pests`` (bugs which bring disease to our food), but litteral did we know that the government is influencing the BIO-GENOME to take over even the greatest of us (like how they took control over the superheroes). soon, only a few with a natural immunity to the governmen'ts plots will be left. the fact that you woke up before this dream finished, but after the government took over indicates that there is nothing we can do about it...... but we can prePEAR.

Peardictions: you might get a bad grade soon...... this is proof that the government's BIO-GENOME infuencing is working.
My advice: you can avoid illness if you stop drinking flurodiated water.

also the consistent use of `it's` instead of `its` is's really bothering me here, but i dont know if that's significANT since it wasnt part of the dream itself.........

I don't remember my dram last night all that well, but I do recall this one particular random scene: A motorcycle cop was chasing a criminal, also on a motorcycle. The criminal came to a stop and started shooting at the cop forcing the coop to also get off his cycle and take cover. The cop started firing back but wasn't able to hit the criminal, so, as a distraction, the cop tossed his bike and sent it sliding toward the criminal. The criminal jumped to avoid the police bike, which came to a stop just behind him, only to turn arround, mount it and start driving away, forcing the cop to run and grab the criminal's bike and start chasing him again...

So my dream last night was all about foiling the plans of the Joker (from Batman) through rewinding time and changing things. In one plan, the Joker had strapped two people to a strange disc-like rocket that was about to be launced into space. after failing to save them, I rewound time to before the Joker got them and made sure they had scissors with them, wheich they then used to cut the rope the Joker bound them with an escape. Now free, they began to walk off of the platform the rocket was launching from when suddenly a colorful stake materialized in front of each of them and stabbed them in the eye and through the brain, killing them. The scene then zoomed out to show that nearly everyone in the vicinity had been similarly killed, though myself and the Joker were both among those who hadn't. I confronted the Joker demanding to know how he pulled that off, but he simly laughed and said that he was flattered that I would accuse him, but this was not his doing. Just then a fleet of airships appeared in the sky and the leader broadcasted an announcement saying that the time of humanity was over. He went on to say that he did not kill those who were mutated in some way and that he would lead the mutants into repopulating the world in their own image. (As he said this, I realized I had shapeshifting powers and could grow tentacles.) Before I could do any thing, my alarm clock woke me up and I woke up.

So I just had a dream about a haunted house-like attraction designed to mimic the feel of Yume Nikki.

That's right, I had a dream about an attraction based on a video game set in a dream.

So I just had a dream that I find rather amusing because it was about a group of people completely sidestepping horror-type stories.

In the first half of the dream we were thrown into a Danganronpa-esque killing game scenario, but we were all too good-natured to actually start killing people and the mastermind was quickly exposed in his desperation to get things started. And in the second half of the dream, we discover a creepy, suspicious book in the basement that seemed to be connected to an odd looking shadowy area ... and ultimately put it right back on the shelf because we were smart enough not to mess with it. Also in the dream was a suspicious maid who was obviously hiding something, but never actually acted against us.