Post by eruditeChronicler on May 10, 2016 15:48:25 GMT
So the premise of this game is simple. Basically, the first person names a Homestuck concept, like "Cherubic Mating Rituals" or "Denizens" and the next person has to explain it in a way that someone who has never read Homestuck before can understand to the best of their ability. Then they post another concept for the next person to explain. Try to make it as funny as possible! The only rule is that you can't post twice in a row and you can't ask the same concept twice in a row.
Post by therationaldove on May 11, 2016 0:42:30 GMT
Basically like that movie Armageddon, only with more asteroids, less nuclear bombs, less Bruce Willis, no Aerosmith songs.....and if they didn't succeed....Really it's only like Armageddon in that there are meteors involved.
u forgot the concept ok let's do it again. Say you're playing this game. There's this big blue ball. Some bad dude sends meteors to this big blue ball, but it's cool because it opens portals temporarily so the meteors go over to somewhere else. You gotta kill the bad dude still though because the big ball will run out of portals eventually.
Post by eruditeChronicler on May 11, 2016 9:39:06 GMT
A race of grey-skinned candy-corn-horned black-haired humanoid aliens that play a game that creates our universe out of a cancerous frog. They have a range of blood colours referred to as "The Hemospectrum" that functions like a caste system. As they mature, their yellow irises fill out with their blood colour. The highest-blood, Tyrian Purple or Fuschia, rules over all other trolls as Empress. The lower-bloods have a higher tendency to develop psionic abilities, but have much shorter lifespans. They dwelled on the planets Alternia and Beforus, two fictional planets featured in Homestuck that are actually the same planet in different timelines.
They are like... a planet's parent. There is only one First Guardian and one for every planet that is destined to play a cool game called Sburb. They are typically white/green with no facial features and are ridiculously powerful and also omniscient. They take their powers from The Green Sun, a giant green sun way bigger than our universe that's in the middle of a nowhereland called the Furthest Ring. Some First Guardians are unable to talk, but the one that has been able to talk so far was a giant flamboyant asshole, so there's that.
It's like the Passion of Christ, only with a stone bed instead of a cross, and three minutes instead of three days. Also, if Jesus got pajamas symbolizing the metaphorical RPG role granted to him by an all-seeing blue orb in the hopes of helping him realize his destiny and grow as a person, and also superpowers.
Explain: LEPRECHAUN ROMANCE
It slowly begins to dawn on you that everything you just read may have been a colossal waste of time.
Post by researcherwisemon on May 13, 2016 13:13:43 GMT
When the subject of Leprechaun Romance is broached, many people assume the position of submission of regarding the idea of a superior romance system that has been obfuscated for centuries by a space time glitch of extreme nonsense. That is to say, Diamonds Clovers Rainbows; Hearts Stars Horseshoes.
Basically, a video game inventory, but it's the kind that doesn't have a weight limit. Some of the characters can only hold a few things, some can hold a dickload, and some we don't know. Also, you can launch stuff from it ig you're carrying th maximum amount of items and store something else in it.
A group of pool-based leprechaun gangsters with time powers that are (mostly) really tall compared to fantasy leprechauns. Except the 8-ball; she's an alien queen who was thrown from power. She has space powers iirc.
The greatest meme in all of reality, spawned by someone stumbling across the entirely alien concept of the Cool Kid and creating a series of shitty gifs and comics to illustrate the absurdity of this Kid's Coolness (Which we currently speculate exceeds 9000)
This is quite silly. But the Rumble spheres are a pair of fatty deposits residing on the upper torso of Female Alternians. These fatty deposits evolved in the race's primordial past, to act as a cushioning layer between the vital organs and oncoming impacts, as well as stores of vital nutrients when on long hunting trips. Interestingly, the upper most of the there scars left by the grub legs rests on the rumble spheres on females, where as males upper grubscars are lower. These scars are sensitive, rendering the rumble spheres a potentially erogenous area for female Alternians. No art because I don't want to upload NSFW imagery.