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Post by Con Air on May 13, 2016 0:46:27 GMT
You basically have to post an answer to the weird puzzle above.
There is a bomb in your stomach. You have a Barbasol Bomb and a Bronzed Vaccumbrella. How do you take out the bomb?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 13, 2016 5:17:38 GMT
I use the vacuumbrella to suck out the bomb, then use the Barbasol bomb to coat the stomach bomb in shaving cream to dullen the explosion.
You are in a room locked from the outside. You have a soda bottle and a coat hanger. How do you go to the bathroom?
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Post by Con Air on May 13, 2016 12:33:44 GMT
I shake up the soda bottle. I use the hanger to pick the lock. The toilets jammed! I Shake up the soda, Causing it to explode and the lid unjams the toilet and you know what.
You have to escape Jack Noir. You have a sweet bro and hella Jeff comic, a lunchbox, and a bubble wand.
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Post by Con Air on May 14, 2016 12:44:11 GMT
Um, will anyone post here?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 14, 2016 22:23:36 GMT
Yes and it is to only advertise my own forum gameYou thought I was kidding in the Corrupt-A-Wish thread, didn't you Well you were WRONG! AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA But in all seriousness, just give it time. It's only been a day since the last puzzle. If you want, I could solve it again |
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Post by DavidDavid on May 15, 2016 0:04:12 GMT
Yes. Here it is.
You have to escape Jack Noir. You have a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic, a lunchbox, and a bubble wand.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 15, 2016 0:17:29 GMT
I take a LIGHTLY IRRADIATED STEAK out of the lunchbox, fold the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic into a paper airplane, put the steak in the plane, throw it at/past Jack (hopefully this is Bec Noir we're talking about) for a distaction, and I make a giant bubble around me cause its time to fly up away to the sun like a fucknig piece of gargbage
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Post by Con Air on May 15, 2016 1:10:39 GMT
No scenario? No worries, I have a new one:
You are stranded on a deserted island (that's surrounded by sharks, of course) with a single palm tree and your girlfriend. You have a pack of cigarettes, a tuba, three sticks of gum and a razor blade.
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Post by Neptz on May 15, 2016 2:23:32 GMT
I play a horrible song on the tuba to scare the sharks away; utilizing some gum and the razor blade, I cut the tree to make a small boat to fit us both in there. And then I smoke the cigarettes, because they're cool.
You are stuck in your bathroom. You have a towel, a razor blade, toothpaste, a toothbrush, shampoo and toilet paper. The bathroom door is locked, if you do not have a door in your bathroom for some reason, there's a door there now.
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Post by errorgamer on May 15, 2016 2:36:15 GMT
I use the razor blade to pick the lock. I dont know what to do with the other items.
You are in a jail cell. You have a stick.
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Post by Con Air on May 15, 2016 2:47:10 GMT
Break stick and use it to pick lock.
You are trapped in a crate. You have a kazoo, 2 pinecones, a teddy bear, and a shoebox.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 15, 2016 2:58:38 GMT
Break kazoo and use it to pick lock.
You are trapped in a space capsule out of fuel, flying away from Earth, with a flashlight, foot powder, a Thermos of hot chocolate, a newspaper, and a pair of headphones.
How do you get out of it alive.
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Post by Con Air on May 15, 2016 3:07:32 GMT
I mix the foot powder with the hot chocolate to get fuel, and then shine a flashlight in the dark corner to find a control panel. I dunk the headphones in the fuel, causing them to spark and set the newspaper on fire, and melt the hatch blocking the control panel, revealing a fuel tank. I fuel the pod and fly away.
You are stuck in the sewers where there are alligators. You have a blue cup, a canoe, a drawing of a tree, a golden egg, a bee, a Dino skull, a stamp of the number 2, and an untied shoe. You have to get out alive.
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Post by Con Air on Jun 5, 2016 18:16:57 GMT
I use the canoe to get through the sewers.
You are strapped to an operating assembly line in a yarn factory that is slowly submerging. You are surrounded by armed to the teeth guards.
You have your watch, some tic tacs, a used bandaid, and an empty lighter.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 5, 2016 21:09:19 GMT
I choke on the Tic Tac container and die.
You are in a Rubik's Cube contest. You have a Rubik's cube, two hands, and a brick of C4.
How do you defeat your opponent?
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Post by Con Air on Jun 5, 2016 22:21:40 GMT
I use the hands to solve the Rubix Cube, only to find out that the door locked behind me! I then proceed to blow up the door.
You are in a giant frogs stomach. Shrunken bad guys keep coming down the frogs throat to kill you.
You have a green dinosaur (also shrunken), a baseball cap, and a diaper hold together by a safety needle.
How do you get out alive? (That means no copping out and just killing yourself)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 6, 2016 1:12:58 GMT
I shove the diaper into one the frog's lungs and make it sick. The shrunken bad guys are killed by the frog's immune system. I then bat the dinosaur into the frog's heart and kill it. I die in the process.
I mean, the frog explodes and I fly out unharmed
You are stuck in a dead-end desk job. You have a lottery ticket, a stapler, a handful of thumbtacks, a gun, and a rope.
How will you win back custody of your kids?
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Post by froideriko on Jun 6, 2016 7:18:22 GMT
I use the gun, assuming it's high-caliber, to make a hole, and then the thumbtacks and rope to climb out. If the lottery ticket is winning I claim the money. Anyone who opposes me will be defeated in melee combat because of my stapler. The gun is for last stands. You are denied access from a hotel room unless you provide the last word to a poem. Although I depart from Venus
My love for you I'll never lose
For eons I may be gone
But not as long as the ______ |
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Post by Con Air on Jun 6, 2016 13:49:44 GMT
I kick down the door.
(You're doing it wrong.)
You are in front of a bullet bill cannon and you are superglued to the ground. You have a hook, a magic chest, and a mint.
How do you escape alive?
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Post by Ask_The_Voidsock on Jun 6, 2016 18:12:42 GMT
Stay on the ground so the bullet bill flies over me >:].
Your in a doomed timeline. You have to escape jack noir because he is too strong from prototyping. You have a computer, an alchemizer, a clock, a sword, and your title is the Heir of Void. How do you escape alive
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Post by Con Air on Jun 6, 2016 18:53:04 GMT
Send an email to the army troops so they summon a helicopter. Have said helicopter drop the alchemiter on Jack for massive damage. Finish him off with the sword and fend off any remaining enemies by using your void powers to appearify the clock above them, beaning them on the head and knocking them out.
You are locked in a rowdy bar surrounded by angry bikers with semiautomatics. Some of them have crowbars and pipes.
You have a rubber duck, 5 pounds of briscuit, a half empty bottle of Ambien, a shoe horn, and a large cowboy hat.
How do you get out alive?
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Post by Ask_The_Voidsock on Jun 6, 2016 19:08:36 GMT
Send an email to the army troops so they summon a helicopter. Have said helicopter drop the alchemiter on Jack for massive damage. Finish him off with the sword and fend off any remaining enemies by using your void powers to appearify the clock above them, beaning them on the head and knocking them out. You are locked in a rowdy bar surrounded by angry bikers with semiautomatics. Some of them have crowbars and pipes. You have a rubber duck, 5 pounds of briscuit, a half empty bottle of Ambien, a shoe horn, and a large cowboy hat. How do you get out alive? First of all, you were playing SBURB so your on your planet and the clock is one of those tiny digital ones. *facepalmX427231482364831 combo* |
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Post by Ask_The_Voidsock on Jun 6, 2016 19:09:17 GMT
And the answer to your riddle; jump out the window
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Post by Con Air on Jun 6, 2016 22:15:23 GMT
1. How was I supposed to know that?
2. Did I forget to mention that the bar has multiple floors and that you are currently on the infinitieth floor?
Now play it again, Sam.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 16:44:26 GMT
Wow, NOTHING?  I guess I'll post another one then. This one is for shark-senpai Betty de Famme is after you! You are at a theater, the escape methods are locked, and just to add insult to injury, you have been framed for murder. You have a wicker basket and a Slim Jim. What will you do? ? |
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I guess I'll post another one then. This one is for shark-senpai