PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 18, 2016 19:47:40 GMT
> Do you have any bandaids or something to help the bleeding near your eye?
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Post by dariusblake on May 18, 2016 20:09:16 GMT
torturedCardinal [TC] began trolling abstractTermination [AT] TC: GOOD DUSK, FROM THIS HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE FAITH, BRO TC: for real though, brother; how's it hangin'? AT: oH, HELLO GAMZEE. i'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT? TC: oh, you know how it is TC: I'M FINE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. TC: wouldn't wanna burden you with my issues, though... your nutrition plateau is probably all up and overflowin' already. AT: wELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT... AT: hOW WELL DO YOU KNOW vRISKA? i MEAN really KNOW HER? TC: NOT THAT WELL, BROTHER. TC: we don't get on that well. TC: NOTHIN' SERIOUS LIKE. TC: she just gets all under my skin. her aura is way off... TC: AND THEN THERE'S HER BEIN' ALL UP AND SECRETIVE ABOUT HER BLOOD COLOUR. TC: but who am i to argue with prophecy? if she's destined to lead us to safety, i say so be it. TC: WHY YOU ASKIN'? AT: sHE SAID THAT... wELL LONG STORY SHORT SHE MIGHT BE DEAD AND... uHHHHH... AT: aND SHE SAID SHE PITIED ME. AT: LIKE realllllllly PITIED ME. fLUSHED AS HELL, APPARENTLY.
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Post by dariusblake on May 18, 2016 20:14:10 GMT
> Do you have any bandaids or something to help the bleeding near your eye? WHAT ARE THESE "AIDS OF BAND"? AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF THOSE BEFORE. besides, i'll be fine soon. gonna leave a wicked scar though. AIN'T THE NATURAL HEALIN' PROCESS MARVELOUS? ain't a miracle, though. AIN'T NO SUCH THING. only the progression. change and exchange. <MAY I INTERJECT?> <IT APPEARS THAT THIS ALTERNIA IS VASTLY DIFFERENT TO THE ONE WITH WHICH YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED.> <PERHAPS I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE.> <ALL I NEED IS AN INVITATION...>
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 20:47:29 GMT
>TC: Check on AG just to be safe.
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Post by dariusblake on May 18, 2016 20:51:57 GMT
>TC: Check on AG just to be safe. 404: Recipient not found.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 20:59:39 GMT
>Gamzee: Pester Vriska. (better?)
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 18, 2016 21:05:02 GMT
Well, if you want to leave the scar alone, that's fine, but it might get infected.
> What are those green angry eyes across the room?
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Post by dariusblake on May 18, 2016 21:09:25 GMT
404: recipient not found. RUNNING DIAGNOSTIC... ... ... alternateGenome's computer is nolonger operational. Please try again later.
{Be the arachnophile gypsy?}
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 21:13:02 GMT
>Be AG.
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Post by dariusblake on May 18, 2016 21:37:07 GMT
You are now the VRISKA SERKET, and you are royally pissed off. Your hive was destroyed, along with your computer and your trophies and flarp awards (From before your... incident. After that you mainly stuck to table-top rpg's and online F-MMO's.). Your collection of sweet loot now rest among a heap of steaming rubble. At least you managed to talk your old Moirail into letting you stay with her... She's well, odd.
Religious and Quirky, probably the politest you can be about her. She does make the best grubsause fritters ever though...
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 18, 2016 21:54:26 GMT
>Explain the situation to (Gotta Be) Terezi Pyrope.
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Post by dariusblake on May 19, 2016 9:41:58 GMT
alternateGenome began trolling gadidaeCommander AG: GC: >:? GC: Oh, of cous3... You c4n't t4lk unt1l 1 g1v3 p3rm1ss1on. Stup1d syst3m. You M4y Sp34k. AG: Thank you. AG: You wouldn't 8elieve the day I'm having. GC: Do t3ll... Th1s sounds delicious. AG: Drones burnt my hive down. I'm crashing at Nep's. GC: WH4T??? OH, H3'S GON3 4ND DON3 1T NOW, H3'S FOR TH3 H1GH JUMP TH1S T1M3!!! gadidaeCommander logged off AG: Uhhhhhhhh........ gadidaeCommander joined chat GC: 1 4lmost forgot... You 4r3 D1sm1ss3d gadidaeCommander logged off alternateGenome logged off
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Post by dariusblake on May 19, 2016 16:13:11 GMT
Well, she seems unhappy with someone... you think you know who... Be The Jadeblood Male? <OR WE COULD DO THIS MY WAY AND HAVE SOME WORLDBUILDING>
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 19, 2016 16:20:33 GMT
> Be the jade-blooded male! Sorry strange text, but we should see the characters first.
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Post by dariusblake on May 19, 2016 17:03:32 GMT
> Be the jade-blooded male! Very well. YOU ARE NOW THE JADEBLOOD. YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND YOU ARE DRONE NUMBER 413612. OR AT LEAST, YOU WILL BE, ONCE YOU GRADUATE. SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL MALE JADEBLOODS. FOR NOW, YOU'RE JUST A RECRUIT. YOUR SQUADRON HAS JUST FINISHED BURNING DOWN THE HIVE OF ONE VRISKA SERKET, YOUR OLD MOVIE BUDDY. YOU FEEL KINDA BAD ABOUT THAT... STILL, AT LEAST SHE ESCAPED. NOT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO VOICE YOUR RELIEF. YOU'D BE CULLED ON THE SPOT. SPEAKING OF GETTING KILLED... THE HEIRESS IS TROLLING YOU, AND SHE SEEMS MAD.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 19, 2016 17:06:36 GMT
You did what you have to do. At least Vriska is still alive, right?
> May you show us what you look like, by the way?
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Post by dariusblake on May 19, 2016 20:22:14 GMT
You did what you have to do. At least Vriska is still alive, right? > May you show us what you look like, by the way? OK... SURE. ONE TRAINEE DRONE LOOKS MUCH LIKE THE NEXT WHILE THEY HAVE THEIR ARMOR ON
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 19, 2016 20:33:13 GMT
That's a nifty outfit.
> Examine room.
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Post by dariusblake on May 19, 2016 23:33:59 GMT
That's a nifty outfit. > Examine room. WELL, IT'S LESS A ROOM MORE OF A SECRET TUNNEL TO... GAMZEE? OK MORON WHAT HAPPENED please don't cull me sir. I JUST FELL DOWN THAT'S ALL. please just let me go. GAMZEE, YOU DRIVELING NOOKMUNCH, IT'S JUST ME, KARKAT. oh. HEY BROTHER. what are you doin' here?
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 19, 2016 23:36:36 GMT
> Karkat: Inquire how in the world Gamzee fell down here.
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Post by Crazed Cat on May 19, 2016 23:41:56 GMT
>Karkat: feel sympathy for the lowblood and go see if you have medical supplies for his eye.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 0:26:52 GMT
> Karkat: Inquire how in the world Gamzee fell down here. GAMZEE, HOW THE... ACTUALLY, NO, DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED ANY MORE. WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE, BROTHER. say, do you have any chalk on you? AND WHY WOULD I HAVE CHALK? WELL, THE HEIRESS LIKES CHALK... and we both know you are very close to her. TEREZI PYROPE IS NOT MY MATESPRIT, THUNDERGLOBES MCBULGECHAFE. ...I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT GUARD WORK. i hear she requests you personally. I WAS GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR EYE, BUT NEVERMIND. OH, IT'LL HEAL. i like to think of it as an equivalent exchange. TIME IN. healing out.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 0:28:36 GMT
>Karkat: feel sympathy for the lowblood and go see if you have medical supplies for his eye. OH I FELT SYMPATHY. BUT MY SYMPATHY CAN ONLY REACH ABOUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN GO WITHOUT CASTING ASPERSIONS ABOUT MY QUADRANTS. MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE HEIRESS IS NO ONE'S BUSINESS BUT MY OWN.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 20, 2016 19:34:39 GMT
> Karkat: See if you can get Gamzee out of here.
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Post by dariusblake on May 21, 2016 10:45:12 GMT
As you start to assist the idiot back to your hive, the narative suddenly unpsyches and you snap back to the snarky hacker 2up, 2crub.
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