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Post by Con Air on May 15, 2016 1:44:40 GMT
Basically, you state a way to die and the next poster states a snarky death message relating to your way of dying.
Example:
Walrus: Falling off a cliff.
Zoidberg: You have been successful in not looking where you leap.
Melting by acid.
Sweet Bro: yo you have been tuened to bawnes nice going
yo falling down stairs
Hella Jeff: WHAT diD i tell yo aboot stairs
And so on.
Falling in lava.
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Post by Neptz on May 15, 2016 2:24:15 GMT
Hello, Karkat! How have you been doing?
Being stabbed by a sword.
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Post by errorgamer on May 15, 2016 2:32:36 GMT
That sword doesn't go well with your shoes.
Suffocated by a pillow.
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Post by Con Air on May 15, 2016 2:50:35 GMT
You gag on the pillow and think why you wanted to get up.
Shot in the face by a cannon and splatted.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 16, 2016 0:32:50 GMT
It seems that on tonight's menu, there will be purée.
Eaten by a shark.
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Post by Con Air on May 16, 2016 0:44:14 GMT
You made a tasty snack.
Suffering explosive decompression.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 16, 2016 20:09:18 GMT
Certainly a breathtaking way to go out.
Accidently grabbing an electric fence.
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Post by Con Air on May 16, 2016 20:28:14 GMT
Zot! You really bit the beam, Buckwheat.
Getting broiled in an oven.
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Post by The One Guy on May 16, 2016 21:00:53 GMT
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
Having a portal shut off when you're halfway through it.
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Post by Con Air on May 16, 2016 22:05:07 GMT
You are now half the man you used to be.
Getting pricked by poisonous thorns.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 17, 2016 15:41:54 GMT
That's a thorny case we have here, Johnson.
Hit in the face by an iPhone and suffering brain hemorragia haemorrhagia bleeding a lot.
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Post by The One Guy on May 17, 2016 15:55:41 GMT
Looks like modern technology really is making the new generation dumber.
Heart attack from too much greasy food.
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Post by Con Air on May 17, 2016 20:30:02 GMT
The old ticker just couldn't keep going. Maybe you should eat healthy.
Blown up by a bomb.
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Post by The One Guy on May 17, 2016 21:36:58 GMT
Well, at least you went out with a bang!
Mistaken for a hitman's target.
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Post by Con Ait on May 17, 2016 21:50:40 GMT
Looks like hitmen follow the shoot first, ask later method.
Drowning.
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Post by The One Guy on May 18, 2016 14:11:49 GMT
Sailing always works better when you have a boat.
Struck by lightning.
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Post by froideriko on May 18, 2016 14:53:59 GMT
Ain't that shocking.
Assassinated via psychic hijacking.
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 19, 2016 1:36:29 GMT
Would you /mind/?
Attacked by venomous snakes.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 19, 2016 1:51:11 GMT
Perhaps yelling "Bite me!" at the enemy cleric was a bad idea...
Death by Chestburster.
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Post by froideriko on May 19, 2016 2:40:49 GMT
The pain is heartfelt.
Teleporting to the bottom of a trench by accident.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 19, 2016 10:11:05 GMT
They say "once you hit bottom, you can only go up", but they've never met this guy.
Intoxicated by the smell of sharpie markers.
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Post by The One Guy on May 19, 2016 13:11:44 GMT
And the worst part is, it's permanent!
Sucked dry by a vampire.
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 19, 2016 13:13:53 GMT
Don't let them get to you, they're just a bunch of suckers!
Suffocated/drowned in a mud pit.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 19, 2016 19:31:31 GMT
Die pig!!
Blown out an airlock.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 19, 2016 20:49:29 GMT
Vacuuming regularly keeps one's house clean.
Inhaling and choking on wheat flour.
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