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Post by Con Air on May 27, 2016 23:05:10 GMT
You're dead! What a TWEEST! Ingesting an Apple computer.
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 28, 2016 8:25:30 GMT
I don't think you're keeping the doctors away with this one.
Shouting "obstruction!" instead of "objection!" While a roadway engineer is in court.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 28, 2016 19:49:18 GMT
It may not gave been the Vogons, but you were still destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Sacrificed to an evil god.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on May 28, 2016 20:09:11 GMT
He thought he was God's gift to women, turns out he was womans gift to God.
Killed by your best friend
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 29, 2016 8:47:00 GMT
Friendly Fire: ON
Killed by your least dangerous enemy. Using a spoon. While eating soup.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 29, 2016 9:56:39 GMT
They say keep your friends close and your ennemies closer, but that's way too close.
Taking a potato chip...and eating it !
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 29, 2016 10:47:13 GMT
He always knew the starch would get him, he just didn't think it would be so soon.
Playing Sburb with a faulty disk.
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Post by Con Air on May 29, 2016 13:15:20 GMT
Looks like games really do consume your life! Getting turned into road pizza by a steamroller.
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 29, 2016 14:14:44 GMT
He always did seem rather... Flat.
Crushed into a Singularity.
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Post by dariusblake on May 29, 2016 21:28:19 GMT
What a moron, he always was a bit dense.
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Post by Neptz on May 29, 2016 23:07:35 GMT
That's a pretty big void.
Death by fantroll.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on May 29, 2016 23:49:04 GMT
==> [ S ] MURDER DIEDIE: Fondly regard the mess you've made.
Applying too much head-on.
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Post by dariusblake on May 30, 2016 1:34:28 GMT
I always said his hedonism would get him killed one day.
Death by Leprechaun Star-Rainbow-Horseshoe orgy.
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Post by Con Air on May 30, 2016 18:04:18 GMT
Think something along the lines of "ME LUCKY CHARMS!" Only with you as the lucky charms. Posting in a dead thread.
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Post by aquilus3 on May 30, 2016 18:17:13 GMT
Write your dead posts...IN HELL!
Vaporized by exploding gas tanker.
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 31, 2016 1:43:02 GMT
It was the brightest thing he'd ever done.
Choose to reincarnate as a Minecraft Creeper.
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Post by aquilus3 on May 31, 2016 2:58:06 GMT
Ssssssssssssssssshhh translation (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccc.)
Cut to ribbons by lasers.
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Post by Con Air on May 31, 2016 3:35:21 GMT
You really are a CUT above the rest! Drinking lead paint.
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Post by dariusblake on May 31, 2016 10:21:44 GMT
That was a bit Dense. Killed by Ninja's
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Post by aquilus3 on May 31, 2016 15:47:44 GMT
Wow, I totally did not see that one coming. Literally
Head blown off by sniper.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 31, 2016 16:59:15 GMT
Maybe if you weren't trying to 360 no-scope, you could have gotten him first.
Seppuku
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Post by aquilus3 on May 31, 2016 18:22:04 GMT
This has been a disemboweling experience.
Gets nuked while arguing with his friend.
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Post by Neptz on May 31, 2016 19:00:47 GMT
Hey, you would go nuclear anyway.
Death by dehydration due to playing Overwatch without even taking a break.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 31, 2016 19:18:19 GMT
Should have had someone watching over you to tell you when to stop.
Erased from existence through time travel.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Jun 1, 2016 4:22:45 GMT
Looks like you're out of.............. time B)
Death by Spontaneous Immolation
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