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Post by Nero on May 17, 2016 17:02:56 GMT
 This adventure will end in 30 pages.
Your name is MARK WAHLBERG, you have no eyebrows and you are dying of dehydration.
SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? |
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2016 18:16:52 GMT
>Mark: look out window for any water sources
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Post by Sharkalien on May 17, 2016 20:23:21 GMT
>Grab that floating glass of water and chug it
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Post by Actually Ed on May 18, 2016 0:25:25 GMT
>Pull a Bear Grylls
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Post by Meganerd502 on May 18, 2016 17:19:51 GMT
>What are you doing standing around, you mess of a man? Get in there and drink that water like you've never drank water in your life!
>Water: Completely miss his mouth.
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Post by The One Guy on May 18, 2016 19:47:51 GMT
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 19, 2016 2:39:50 GMT
> Grow eyebrows by pouring the water on your head
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Post by Nero on May 21, 2016 15:59:47 GMT
>Mark: Pull a Bear Grylls 
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THAT.
YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A PENIS.
>Mark: Grab that floating glass of water and chug it 
Whoops.
Turns out the glass of water is actually a HANDHELD FLAMETHROWER.
But you WILL TRY to drink it anyway!!!!
>Water: Completely miss his mouth. 
The trajectory of the """"""""Water"""""""" completely misses your mouth!!
In fact, it ends up facing the EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROMN YOUR MOUTH!!
THE FLAMETHROWER PROPELS YOU TOWARDS THE STAIRCASE!!! AND YOU PROMPTLY FALL DOWN THE STAIRS.
But you end up back in the same room anyway!
> Grow eyebrows by pouring the water on your head 
YOU TRY TO POUR THE ""WATER"" ON YOUR HEAD BUT IT DOESNT WORK.
THE THING JUST SLIPS OUT OF YOUR HAND AND THE """""""""""""""""water"""""""""""""""""""""
FLIES WILDLY IN THE AIR
>Mark: look out window for any water sources
Huh, it's feeling a little warm in this room.
"now im going to look out my window and hopefully find a water source"
You said, and failed, and also died.
Except you didn't actually die.
YOU ARE JUST UNCONSCIOUS
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PART WHERE THE READER IS OUT OF OPTIONS AND JUST GIVES UP ON THE ADVENTURE.
THIS IS ALSO THE PART WHERE THE AUTHOR JUST COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON THE READERS TO DICTATE THEIR STORY.
BECAUSE THEY DONT SEEM TO HAVE ANY SORT OF SENSE OF CREATIVITY WHATSOEVER.
BUT FEAR NOT! OR RATHER, DO FEAR.
BECAUSE I AM NOT LIKE THEM. NO. I OPERATE UNDER SEVERAL LAYERS OF IRONY AND META ""COMEDY"" THAT
it's actually getting a little cringy for me to write this. it's making me try way too hard. i'm going to take a break.
okay, how about this, another artist-writer will take over the production of this adventure. when i come back i'm going to introduce a new character, and blow your minds. deal? deal.
Your double date with your best friend and two girls is gonna start soon, did i mention the two girls are dating each other? too bad. It's 10:30 A.M and the date is going to start at 10:45! you STILL dont have your eyebrows! you have to find your eyebrows somewhere in your hard drive! You're gonna be L8 unless there's outside intervention! Oh poop, what do we do now, skinnyhead?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 21, 2016 18:51:46 GMT
>Draw your eyebrows back on with a Sharpie
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 22, 2016 2:09:04 GMT
>Attempt to apply makeup
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Post by charcoalTorture on May 22, 2016 2:53:03 GMT
> Tear off your sleeves and use them as eyebrows.
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Post by eerr on May 22, 2016 4:39:03 GMT
>So there is this girl at my college who drew her eyebrows on with a special pencil. She even gave a presentation on how to do it!
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Post by Nero on May 23, 2016 17:58:44 GMT
>Draw your eyebrows back on with a Sharpie 10:31 A.M.
You get a SHARPIE from your desk,
then you start to apply what you've learned from those countless videos of SHARPIE EYEBROWS Tutorials
you watched while you were sleepy in your face.
You do it fast since the double date's going to start in 10:45. 10:32 A.M.
You shouldn't have watched those SHARPIE EYEBROW tutorials while you were sleepy.
Your BLACK EYE is now a RED EYE.
No. of SHARPIE EYEBROWS: 1/2
 10:32 A.M.
You apply the SHARPIE EYEBROWS more carefully than the last one.
You won't mess up this time!
10:34 A.M.
Yet you screw up again. You screwed up even harder than the last one,
despite trying more carefully. You're gonna look like a skinnyhead someone who doesn't know
how to do SHARPIE EYEBROWS.
No. of SHARPIE EYEBROWS: 2/2
 10:35 A.M.
Lipstick might delay people from noticing your messed up eyebrows,
so you get a lipstick, and you apply the lipstick as fast as you can.
10:36 A.M.
Not that good, and you slightly botched the lipstick job.
You feel slightly uncomfortable wearing lipstick.
10:36 A.M.
You apply the rest of the makeup, the blush, because you like
blushes and you have good time management skills.
10:38 A.M.
You finish the blush job. One blush is larger than the other,
but who'll notice it anyway?
Also, you're starting to look like a moron. A GORGEOUS moron.> Tear off your sleeves and use them as eyebrows.  10:40 A.M.
You use a pair of scissors to hastily rip off the sleeves off your shirt
to cover up your bad SHARPIE EYEBROWS, and to look more like a trap.
at the cost of a bleeding cut near your shoulder. There's no time to seal the wound,
and it's not like you're going to die from that wound.
10:40 A.M.
Look at you. I mean, LOOK AT YOU. You're starting to look like a woman.
Because you ARE a woman. At least now you are.
The only thing that's missing is the hair.
But you have to go to the double date ASAP.
It starts at 10:45 A.M. and you have 5 minutes left to go.
Oh God. What.
What the fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??
Do you have any idea how LONG I've been trying to get FLUID REALISM back onto the STAGE???
It's been TWO MONTHS.
TWO
FUCKING
MONTHS
Since the last update!
 THIS was the only way I could think of re-introducing my BRAND.
I put you in charge so you could help me promote my adventure!
 NOT THIS.
You know what? Forget it. Let's just carry on. Let's take a second to catch our breaths.
Inhale..
Exhale..
Are we calm yet? We cool? Good. We should never have started this. But let's go down and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Your name is MEMES KING. You unironically hate memes. You like frogs.
Fortunately for you, you were born with both eyebrows, and a penis.
Unfortunately, you have no testicles.
You love your original sunglasses, they were once your Grandmother's.
And you just took it from her. She's old and weak.
You basically just said "Nanna, I'm taking this." And you did.
Just kidding, she died. And this is what you got.
What is your name?
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Post by Neptz on May 23, 2016 18:58:14 GMT
>Some Dude
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2016 21:04:55 GMT
>Anime PRINCE.
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on May 24, 2016 21:08:51 GMT
> Hugh Jazz
> Joe Mommuh
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Post by eerr on May 24, 2016 23:23:20 GMT
>Woah manne Turgay. Wait no that's the other bitch.
>Nugget seeker.
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Post by Rucorous on May 25, 2016 11:24:31 GMT
>Jamie Queern
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Post by Meganerd502 on May 25, 2016 18:16:17 GMT
>Some Douchebag
>Dick Rider
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Post by calvin is bae on May 26, 2016 10:21:38 GMT
Umm, wasn't something bad going to happen after page 30? It is page 32 lol.
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 26, 2016 13:12:54 GMT
>Dick Rydah
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 15:52:36 GMT
>Frisk
>Plonk
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Post by Nero on May 26, 2016 16:04:36 GMT
do i look like a fucking weeb to you?
no you degenerate
Umm, wasn't something bad going to happen after page 30? It is page 32 lol.
i am the bad.
it is me.
you bet u tihnk a cheeky little shit dont u
what am i fucking gay?
eitherway youre all wrong
your name is MEMES KING you dumbass
It says so right here. have you even been paying attention?
none of you are equipped to function in normal society
eitherway you all get gold stars for the effort. i appreciate effort.
Your name is NUGGET SEEKER. You hunt and kill nuggets for sport
There are several nuggets littered across your room.
but its ok because you eat them even though you shouldnt
memes gave you terminal ass cancer
shit, what do we do now?
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 18:04:02 GMT
>kiss clown poster
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Post by Neptz on May 26, 2016 18:28:01 GMT
>remove glasses
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