CD: hey so any updates on the detective situation?
CD: or yours too i guess
CD: with the whole dog disc retrieval biz
SC: Surprisingly, I made good progress on that.
SC: With both that is.
CD: oh cool
SC: I don't know if "cool" would be the right word to describe it.
SC: Maybe "surprising" or "life threatening" would have been a better synonym.
SC: Considering I was unaware we were put on a timer until our theorized demise.
CD: was end of the world not a good descriptor?
CD: or meteor shower apocalypse: the beginning of the end
CD: coming to you live, june 2013
SC: I'm rolling my eyes, just so you are aware.
CD: pfft
CD: not like I wouldve seen it irl
CD: since you wear a mask almost 24/7
SC: I could take it off if you asked.
SC: But then that would be like asking you to take off your sweater.
SC: Unwilling in losing a key part of your appearance and comfort.
SC: But I suppose a mask is more reasonable to remove.
SC: Can you take off your mask?
CD: lets not get philosophical
CD: i didnt even ask you to take yours off
CD: and im not the one wearing a literal mask anyway
SC: Oh, and how would I know that?
SC: You could be wearing one right at this moment and I would be completely unaware.
SC: And even if you weren't you could still lie and say you were.
CD: oh yeah definitely
CD: i take that back im wearing one right now
CD: and im totally chill af wearing it
SC: Are you now?
SC: So you admit that you were being hypocritical for the last couple sentences?
CD: wait
CD: oh god i fell right into it
CD: pushed me right into the hole
CD: there was no possible escape, all exits taken right from under me
SC: You're avoiding the question.
CD: no im not
CD: im just blatantly ignoring it
CD: its right there on the table but im not touching it with a ten ft pole
SC: But you do admit that you lead yourself into this conclusion, correct?
CD: was my sarcasm not clear enough, or?
SC: You tell me.
CD: okaaaay lets calm down on the psycho analysis here
CD: which i probably should have expected tbh
SC: If you insist.
CD: yes yes i do insist
CD: i insist so much im practically nodding my head like im in a metal concert
SC: Pfft.
SC: You do know that was somewhat payback for the earlier conversation, right?
CD: yup
CD: knew from the moment i saw myself spiraling into the hole wondering wat type of motive got me killed in the first place
CD: "shit did i leave the light on? did i forget our anniversary?"
CD: doesnt matter now plot device victim thats for the audience to decide
SC: You're rambling.
CD: yeah so
SC: You don't do that unless you're nervous or in a pressured situation.
SC: Are you okay?
CD: hahaha
CD: no
CD: well i dont know
CD: i thought checking up on you first would help distract me, but my mistake
CD: clearly forgot that youd redirect me right into the direction i was noping away from
CD: and no its not your fault dont apologize or feel bad
SC: Well clearly if you tell me not to feel bad I wont.
CD: yeah see
CD: im totally reasonable
SC: Should I ask what's wrong then?
CD: just tell me wats up on your end first
SC: Hmm..
SC: Very well.
SC: But don't think I'll forget this.
CD: yeah i know
SC: Well,
SC: Detective is currently preoccupied with getting the cylinder carved.
SC: And I also retrieved my disc.
CD: congrats
SC: Thanks.
SC: It was a struggle at first, with the little rascal running around, but I took your idea and used some dog treats to lure him.
CD: my idea?
SC: Your reference to dog food and a portal, as I remember it.
CD: ohhh right
SC: I'm not sure why I didn't think of it beforehand.
CD: shrug
CD: mightve just slipped your mind
SC: True.
SC: And now that you've been "updated" on my situation, what's bugging you?
CD: actually i have some pretty important stuff to do like right at this very second oh no
CD: looks like well have to reserve this chat for later since ill be very busy atm
CD: good talk c
- cloudDestruction [CD] ceased pestering subdolousCopycat [SC]
SC: You wont escape that easily!
SC: Darn it, Kai.
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