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Post by calvin is bae on Jun 2, 2016 1:10:23 GMT
Don't be stutid and eat the ground mangos, the fact that they fell means they are overripe. Instead, pick some fresh mangos that are less likely to have grubs inside them
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Post by calvin is bae on Jun 2, 2016 1:12:20 GMT
that moment when you are the first comment on the second page , . , . , . , . , . notice me senpai
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 2, 2016 1:34:06 GMT
that moment when you are the first comment on the second page , . , . , . , . , . notice me senpai I noticed On these forums, mostly the same rules as on the MSPA Forums apply. Here's an overview: Nobody Cares About Pagetoppers: The position of your post on a page is meaningless. If it's at the very top, the very bottom or anywhere in the middle, it will get read the exact same way. If you suddenly are overcome with the urge and desire to express your excitement or dismay that your post is at the top of the page, we will fire you directly into the Sun. Remember that before you hit that edit button.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 2, 2016 3:34:27 GMT
> How about take a branch from one of the trees it to draw on the beach sand an SOS signal. Maybe in like a few hours a ship will pass by the bitch, or maybe a chopper or a plane and notice you!
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Post by birdcat420 on Jun 2, 2016 8:59:11 GMT
Don't be stutid and eat the ground mangos, the fact that they fell means they are overripe. Instead, pick some fresh mangos that are less likely to have grubs inside them exactly! ya dont want the belly fever, do ya? >Finding a source for fresh water should be your first priority, even if youre not thirsty yet. Follow the edge of the trees until you find a thicker foresty area with bigger plants, then venture inland looking for a stream
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Post by smuchmuch on Jun 2, 2016 9:01:21 GMT
>Uh, since your phone is still working and somehow you miraculously have network, shouldn't you be trying to contact help from outside ? Your parents, Your school,the cops... Anyone you can tell 'help, I'm stranded on a deserted island, please track my phone by GPS and save me" ?
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 4, 2016 20:21:23 GMT
>Uh, since your phone is still working and somehow you miraculously have network, shouldn't you be trying to contact help from outside ? Your parents, Your school,the cops... Anyone you can tell 'help, I'm stranded on a deserted island, please track my phone by GPS and save me" ? Oh yes, why don't you use your phone to call 911 or something? That is such a great idea, why didn't you do this sooner? Except you don't have any service, and the only communication outlet working is Pesterchum (for whatever stupid reason.) You're not even in America anymore! Jeez, get it together SANDLASS! Keep a branch from the Tree as a Walking stick / Beat stick. You break a branch off from the tree you're perched in. It could come in handy. Don't be stutid and eat the ground mangos, the fact that they fell means they are overripe. Instead, pick some fresh mangos that are less likely to have grubs inside them It occurs to you that the mangoes may have fallen because they're no good. They looked fine to you, but just to be safe you snag a couple from the tree on your way down. You're thankful to have a conveniently hands-free inventory system. > How about take a branch from one of the trees it to draw on the beach sand an SOS signal. Maybe in like a few hours a ship will pass by the bitch, or maybe a chopper or a plane and notice you! Just some extra insurance. You move the STICK to your WEAPON slot. Always best to be prepared for anything. You are happy with your inventory for now. >Finding a source for fresh water should be your first priority, even if youre not thirsty yet. Follow the edge of the trees until you find a thicker foresty area with bigger plants, then venture inland looking for a stream >Take mangoes, then go northeast You note that the lake you saw on the mountain probably contains fresh water, and that if you walk NORTH along the trees you may come to the river or stream that leads out of it. Plus, you'll be heading closer to that smaller island. Maybe that's where LK is? You begin heading down the beach in search of water, and hopefully your friend. But it's not long until you come across something peculiar. You're...not quite sure what this is. It looks like some sort of tracks leading into the jungle. What even leaves these kind of tracks? (btw in case anyone is wondering there actually is a reason why only pesterchum is working, but we'll get to that much much later, hehe)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2016 20:41:31 GMT
>Follow the tracks.
>Try to recall what you were doing before you found yourself here.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 5, 2016 3:29:14 GMT
> Have your weapon ready, maybe it's all an elaborate trap!
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Post by Curris on Jun 5, 2016 20:02:38 GMT
The lines are wheel marks from a cart, and the dots are from a dog, or some animal pulling the cart.
But the strange thing is, is that it doesn't look like they lead from the beach to the woods. . . It looks like the tracks go from the woods, to the beach, to the ocean ? ? ? What?
Shout "Hello." See if anything responds.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 5, 2016 20:31:07 GMT
> Eat sand and screech like a seagull
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 8, 2016 17:34:09 GMT
Shout "Hello." See if anything responds. "Hello?"You call out to see if anyone's out there...there's no response. Unable to ignore your curiosity any longer, you decide to follow the tracks into the woods. It's a bit more difficult to make (out with) them out in the grass, but you can see them just enough to keep going. > Have your weapon ready, maybe it's all an elaborate trap! You take out your stick. It's not much, but it sure helps you feel a little better about following an unknown set of tracks into an unfamiliar jungle. You never know what you could run into. >Try to recall what you were doing before you found yourself here. As you walk, you work your brain to try and remember what you can from before hitting your head and waking up here. Unfortunately, you can't remember a single thing about being on the cruise ship. Now that you think about it, you can kind of remember packing your suitcase at home the night before leaving, but that's it. The rest is foggy. This sucks because your class had been raising money for the trip since your freshman year; and you all had been looking forward to this for a long time...Of course it just had to fall on this accursed week of all weeks... Today is March 24, the day before your 18th birthday, and good things never happen on your birthday. The trail begins to blend into the grass, making it more and more difficult to follow. But wait, what's that behind the tree up there? > Look.Uh...that is definitely not a thing that should exist. That is also definitely not what was leaving those tracks. Welp.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 8, 2016 17:46:13 GMT
>Don't attack it, it hasn't noticed you yet. Rather, hide behind a tree and watch it closely. (ohhh now i'm interested)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 17:52:17 GMT
>Poke it in the eye
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 8, 2016 17:56:04 GMT
> BEAT IT UP AND EAT IT'S CORPSE
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Post by Curris on Jun 8, 2016 17:57:42 GMT
Yeah, it can fly without wings.
So it's either technological, Or sufficiently advanced magic.
Either way, fighting it with a stick is probably ill-advised.
Go back into the trees and watch it. If it does anything unexpected (which at this point, is probably anything) run back to the shore. Better to make it to the other island to meet with LK before tangling with floating sky jellyfish.
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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 8, 2016 18:00:14 GMT
> Attempt to feed it a Mango
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Jun 8, 2016 18:10:49 GMT
>Last time I checked, magic floating eyes are pretty... squishy in their actual eye. Hide, but if it attacks you, counterattack it by poking its eye.
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Post by calvin is bae on Jun 8, 2016 21:16:43 GMT
If it's alive it can be killed, and if it can be killed it can be cooked.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 9, 2016 2:13:36 GMT
> Poke it. See if it responds back to you.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 17, 2016 20:48:22 GMT
>Don't attack it, it hasn't noticed you yet. Rather, hide behind a tree and watch it closely. (ohhh now i'm interested) Go back into the trees and watch it. You dash behind a tree before it has a chance to see you. What IS that thing? You keep an eye on it, and think about your next move. > Attempt to feed it a Mango Maybe you could appease it by giving it one of your mangoes? Yeah, this definitely looks like a thing that would like mangoes, you think. You roll one over to it from behind your tree. It's not very effective. > BEAT IT UP AND EAT IT'S CORPSE If it's alive it can be killed, and if it can be killed it can be cooked. Behind the tree, you are hit with a brilliant idea. If you kill the...thing...then you could cook it up and eat it for protein! Yeah, you bet it tastes just like calamari. That is to say, it definitely tastes just like calamari. All you'd need is some marinara sauce and you'd be good to go. >Last time I checked, magic floating eyes are pretty... squishy in their actual eye. Hide, but if it attacks you, counterattack it by poking its eye. > Poke it. See if it responds back to you. You creep out from behind the tree. If you can just get in front of it and jab it in the eye... Shit. You have triggered BATTLE MODE! Would you like to view a tutorial? Y/N(wow that took way longer than it should have to get out, sorry about that. I was just being dumb and putting it off. also that gif is totally not supposed to move so slow but photoshop wouldn't let me make it faster so whatever lol)
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 17, 2016 21:03:49 GMT
Y.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 17, 2016 21:07:13 GMT
Y.
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Post by agumanu3000 on Jun 17, 2016 21:07:25 GMT
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 17, 2016 21:37:32 GMT
[appropriate music]Welcome to BATTLE MODE! When fighting a monster, you have FOUR (4) main options to choose from: ATTACK, DEFEND, INVENTORY, or FLEE. ATTACK utilizes your equipped weapon against the enemy. DEFEND protects yourself from enemy attacks. INVENTORY makes use of a chosen item in your inventory. FLEE should be used when you wish to leave the battle. However, you may not always be successful in your option. In order for your move to have a SUCCESS, you must roll one of the appropriate numbers on a 12-sided die. What numbers these are depend on the monster, its level, and what you are doing. For example, there are THREE (3) levels of monsters you may encounter on the island. 1 is the lowest level, and has the easiest PROBABILITY for rolling. Coincidentally, the FEARFUL JELLY you face now is a Level 1 monster. Should you need further assistance, enter HELP, followed by your request. FEARFUL JELLY attempted to use SHOCK but it missed! It is now JULIE’S turn. What would you like to do?
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