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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 2, 2016 17:14:24 GMT
> Name the dog "Immediately" this instant
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Post by nonexistentpumpkin on Jun 2, 2016 19:31:36 GMT
> Name the dog immediately "Immediately" is a strange name for a dog. |
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Post by britt on Jun 6, 2016 6:12:02 GMT
>Name the dog "Lefty" since you seem to need one handy.
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Post by theburningfox on Jun 6, 2016 6:29:41 GMT
>Name the dog "Lefty" since you seem to need one handy. Seconded |
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Post by Citizen Abel on Jun 6, 2016 6:53:25 GMT
> Name the dog immediately
>Name it Fargus and claim it as your own.
>Name the dog "Lefty" since you seem to need one handy.
 Assuming it doesn't already have an owner, don't dogs need... like, food and stuff? You don't have a lot of stuff- or, a lot of food. You don't have a lot of anything, really, particularly dog-specific items or the money to get said dog-specific items. So you're gonna have to pass taking on responsibility for this little guy, either to own or to name... But they are awful cute... and you really wouldn't be at fault if they just.. followed you around. Yeah. And maybe you could just nickname them. You nickname it... Lefty. Haha, that's funny. You can't help crying a little.
>Hug the dog. It is the only apparent comfort in the midst of this frightening chaos
 It is kind of hard hugging them with one arm, but you try your hardest. Ohh man you love this dog already. Look at it. It's such a good dog, so sweet and nice and fluffy. Good dog, Lefty. Good dog.
 Your bandanna? It's not that special, just some old rag you've had for a while. Not much to admire.
>Loosen the knot around arm and inspect your wound. Then carefully re-tie it so you don't start losing blood
 You guess you should... the curiosity is just too much, isn't it? For all you know, maybe you aren't missing an arm, it just... shrunk down really small. Maybe you have a baby arm. Ahaha, that's not likely. It takes a bit of maneuvering, but you manage to swing it up enough to get a grip on with your mouth. Untying knots is really hard with one arm...   Geez, this hurts now. Maybe the pressure from the knot was helping you not notice the pain. Well, no use giving up now. Just need to push up the sleeve and see what's going on...   !  GOD. That sure is a nub! No baby arms here, that is.. well, it sure isn't an arm anymore! You can smell the blood now. This was a bad idea. You can't even retie it...  This is the least heartening news you could have gotten right now. You just want to go home... Maybe you should finally get out of this dank alleyway and see where you are. You could be right outside your house for all you know. It's time to get a move on, you guess.
>Get out of the alleyway and examine surroundings.
  You have no idea where this is. You're pretty sure you're in the same city as before, but this isn't an area you've been in. There are stores, but judging from how late it looks out you doubt much but a convenience store or some bar would be open. |
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Post by theburningfox on Jun 6, 2016 6:55:53 GMT
>Begin your journey to the east. Its the only reasonable direction to travel
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Post by britt on Jun 6, 2016 7:04:58 GMT
>Go find the nearest bar and hope you can find the bastard who cut your arm off to exact revenge.
>And make a "So a guy with no left arm walks into a bar" joke.
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Post by Pid on Jun 6, 2016 10:34:57 GMT
>Appreciate the fact that whoever tied your sleeve at least knew enough about tourniquets and how to stop blood flow to keep you from bleeding out entirely.
>Also, whistle a jaunty tune because nobody robs that sort of dude in the dead of night.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 6, 2016 17:10:50 GMT
> You're still bleeding. Is that arm even sewn up? Seek medical assistance! Or like, at least tie that sleeve up again.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 7, 2016 3:23:06 GMT
> Use your new doggie companion to dig out where that bastard that stole your arm gone too! Maybe he can sniff him if you still got something of that wretched person
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Post by theburningfox on Jun 8, 2016 0:09:06 GMT
> Actually yeah, can you get the dog to track the scent of your arm-nub? Maybe he can lead you in the right direction!
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Post by Zephyr Nepres on Jun 9, 2016 6:01:39 GMT
Get a sweet-ass robot prosthetic of a chipper blond haired girl that also has a dog. There is absolutely no reason for the specifics.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 9, 2016 6:05:14 GMT
Get a sweet-ass robot prosthetic of a chipper blond haired girl that also has a dog. There is absolutely no reason for the specifics. Seconded |
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Post by Citizen Abel on Jun 20, 2016 3:44:47 GMT
> Use your new doggie companion to dig out where that bastard that stole your arm gone too! Maybe he can sniff him if you still got something of that wretched person
> Actually yeah, can you get the dog to track the scent of your arm-nub? Maybe he can lead you in the right direction!
 Well, asking Lefty where your arm went didn't work a few minutes ago, and you don't really know how to talk to dogs. They don't really look like a trained bloodhound either.
> You're still bleeding. Is that arm even sewn up? Seek medical assistance! Or like, at least tie that sleeve up again.
>Appreciate the fact that whoever tied your sleeve at least knew enough about tourniquets and how to stop blood flow to keep you from bleeding out entirely.
Get a sweet-ass robot prosthetic of a chipper blond haired girl that also has a dog. There is absolutely no reason for the specifics.
 Tying up the knot would probably be a good idea, if you could manage it. That knot was pretty tight before, so you guess it was a tourniquet or whatever since they didn't sew it up but it wasn't bleeding. Too bad you untied it- that was kind of dumb in retrospect, huh..? The best you could really manage now is twisting it up with one arm, which wouldn't really help, you think. What you really need is a doctor. You don't really know where the nearest hospital is, and don't see anything of that like around here... so the next best bet would have to be finding someone, anyone, who knows the area well enough to help out.
>Go find the nearest bar and hope you can find the bastard who cut your arm off to exact revenge.
 With it so late out, you doubt any store is going to be open. Really, the chances of finding anyone wandering around is pretty low too. Where do people hang out in the dead of night? Yeah, that's right- a bar. Finding one might be your best bet on getting any help, right? Or at least, finding a telephone...   ... This place looks like it's open. Kind of ominous, but the light's on. Better than nothing, right? Or should you try and find something more.. welcoming looking? |
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 20, 2016 3:47:31 GMT
> May as well go for it. You don't know how long it will be until you find another place.
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Post by theburningfox on Jun 20, 2016 4:36:23 GMT
>There seriously aren't any phones? Also, do you have cash? Might be a good thing to check for.
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 20, 2016 12:40:30 GMT
> Maybe you should knock first you never know what might happened!
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Post by smuchmuch on Jun 20, 2016 13:36:00 GMT
>I think in your state of having a freakin' missing arm, people will understand the disturbance.
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Post by Citizen Abel on Jul 14, 2016 7:01:53 GMT
Consigliere's Footnotes:
Oh hey everyone, sorry for the long time without any updates. I've been busy with getting ready for college! Hopefully I'll be able to update soon enough
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Post by Curris on Jul 14, 2016 10:07:49 GMT
Are you Citizen Abel?
Assuming that you need medical attention NOW, you could throw a rock at a shop-window. They tend to be alarmed, and would get the police to you. The police would then get you an ambulance. Keep that as a backup plan?
Totally go into the bar though. You've descended some stairs, which is to say, that You've Come Too Far to Quit Now! Besides, a bar would have alcohol, which will be your painkiller of choice tonight.
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Post by Citizen Abel on Aug 27, 2016 2:52:41 GMT
Consigliere's Footnotes:Yeah, that's me! good ol' citizen, nice to see you again >_o Also update on the update (haha), I should be able to try and get work done on this in the upcoming week! So stay tuned for me, finally having free time.
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Post by tronn on Aug 27, 2016 5:27:17 GMT
>Enter the roughest toughest watering hole in the town, with a surprisingly cute bartender in it.
Long time no see! I recognized your style instantly!
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Post by Citizen Abel on Sept 26, 2016 5:55:32 GMT
> May as well go for it. You don't know how long it will be until you find another place. > Maybe you should knock first you never know what might happened!
 You don't want to just barge in, considering you have no clue what's inside, so... maybe knocking will be a good idea. However, when you reach out to knock, the door begins to open-
 Oh! Well, since the door was opening, it's not like you should be surprised to see a person, but it feels kind of odd regardless to see another face. This man stares at you for a moment before speaking up- hearing his voice when he talks is almost jarring... You're not sure why.
 What is that?
 What's... what? What's what?! How should you respond to that..?
Consigliere's Footnotes:
Long time no see! I recognized your style instantly! Hello!! Yeah, it's been a while (between my last comics and even just responding to this one, otl). I'm flattered you recognized it so easily, ahah Also! updates will kind of be happening on a probably unstable schedule, though I'll try and get a rhythm of consistency going in the near future. small edit: i forgot wht perspective I was writing this comic in, way to go @myself |
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Post by tronn on Sept 26, 2016 7:50:43 GMT
>Lucas: Heeeelp...
>Man: Oh you saw my help wanted ad? Great, you're hired, come on in!
Haha he's handsome!
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Post by dediles on Sept 26, 2016 15:09:30 GMT
>'it's called a gaping wound where MY ARM USED TO BE. please help'
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