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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 20:19:17 GMT
>Try to find a village of gnomes.
You attempt to find a village of gnomes by staying exactly where you are.
This turns out to be a bad idea.
You fall for a very long time down a deep, dark pit.
+9 Exploration.
You level up.
+1 Level.
You are now a Lv 3 Gardventuring Gnome.
MEANWHILE You are now the protagonist.
You have just watched your best gnome friend fall into a hole.
+2 Loneliness.
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 20:24:22 GMT
>Go into a Spiral of Crippling Depression over the loss of your Best Gnome Friend.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 5, 2016 20:26:24 GMT
>go save him!!!!
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 20:28:06 GMT
>Go into a Spiral of Crippling Depression over the loss of your Best Gnome Friend.
>Go save him!
You hardly think this is the best thing to do.
But you do miss him.
+2 Loneliness.
You'd also love to save him, but you can't.
You don't fit in the hole.
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 20:30:34 GMT
>Be the Gnome Friend and use the multitool as a pickaxe to mine.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 20:48:35 GMT
>Be the Gnome Friend and use the multitool as a pickaxe to mine.
Here I am trying to advance the PROTAGONIST'S story line.
But no.
Whatever.
You are now the gnome.
You have landed safely.
You use the pickaxe extension on the multitool.
It blasts a high power laser at the rock.
The surrounding area begins to rumble.
You hear cracking noises.
The rock disintegrates.
Damn it.
Again?
Let me bring up that falling gif.
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 20:51:25 GMT
>Fall some more.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:00:08 GMT
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 21:01:19 GMT
>Do a roll mid-air.
>Try to catch on to something.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:14:57 GMT
>Do a roll mid-air. >Try to catch on to something. You do a roll off screen while falling. You catch onto the ground.  You are in a very big cavern. +2 Exploration. There's a nice purple stranger to the left. Wait. Holy shit that's a vampire. +2 Scaredness. |
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 21:15:51 GMT
>Stab that Vamp with your Multitool and tell Bee to insult them.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:28:32 GMT
>Stab that Vamp with your Multitool and tell Bee to insult them.
You would never do that.
You're too nice.
Bee might though.
The vampire quickly explains he is friendly.
You hear some rumbling.
The bee is shaking violently.
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 21:30:15 GMT
>Pap Bee. Explain if Bee attacks, BEE DIES.
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Post by Neptz on Jun 5, 2016 21:33:18 GMT
>Main Protagonist: Head to your friend's farm, sell some fruit. Buy a shovel/pickaxe, and then expand the hole with the pickaxe/shovel.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:42:57 GMT
>Pap Bee. Explain if Bee attacks, BEE DIES.
You don't know what pap means.
You prepare to yell at the bee.
It stops shaking.
The bee looks at you.
The bee cries.
The bee explodes.
+4 Loneliness.
The vampire is confused.
You mourn the death of your friend, the bee.
+1 Loneliness.
The vampire is still confused. |
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 21:44:00 GMT
>Blame yo- No...BLAME THE VAMPIRE! HE'S THE REASON THE BEE IS DEAD! Build up your anger.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:52:33 GMT
>Blame yo- No...BLAME THE VAMPIRE! HE'S THE REASON THE BEE IS DEAD! Build up your anger. You attempt to blame the innocent vampire. The vampire remains not blamed and innocent. You could not find it in your heart to blame someone for the bee's untimely death. The bee would not want it to be that way. You faint.  You can no longer be the gnome at this time.  You are now the protagonist. What will you do? |
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 21:53:19 GMT
>Cheer yourself up by dancing.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 21:59:34 GMT
>Cheer yourself up by dancing.
Surprisingly this works.
-1 Loneliness.
+1 Agility. |
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 22:01:52 GMT
>Go out to the farm, check on your stuff.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 22:09:03 GMT
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 22:13:21 GMT
>Take black ink from surroundings and fix arm
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 22:35:51 GMT
>Take black ink from surroundings and fix arm.
You take some black ink from your shovel.
+2 Black Ink.
You broke your shovel.
A new band of black ink generates around it.
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Post by fawxplus on Jun 5, 2016 22:40:41 GMT
>Break off a part of the Shovel and make goggles.
>Go up the Spiral Plant Stalk.
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Post by Acheron on Jun 5, 2016 23:35:51 GMT
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