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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 13:41:47 GMT
Con Air
Kool Aid Man: Hit your head on the space freighter and break your glass.
Space Freighter: Explode so we can end this story.
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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 13:42:02 GMT
Kool Aid Man: Hit your head on the space freighter and break your glass.
Space Freighter: Explode so we can end this story.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 13:52:33 GMT
Readers: understand that maybe a meaningful conclusion should be reached, instead of everything dying.
Readers: Take a closer look at the original post.
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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 14:41:32 GMT
But you said that user commands can't be contradicted! TAKE THAT.
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 16:02:35 GMT
(Ok, so upon reading what I said, I've realized that this might not actually be too clear: There is a significant difference between a story being completed and a story ending. If the story is complete, we all get to move on. Ending the story by killing off everything usually won't complete it. That's not to say you can't TRY it, it's just that no one will like what happens if it doesn't work. Because this is all news to you, I'm going to tell you right now that it won't work here.)
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 4, 2016 16:04:42 GMT
Do you really think that I can't see what you're saying just because you put it in parentheses? That's absurd. And what's with you suddenly trying to dictate how the story should go? This is ME. MY story, and *I* decide when it's done.
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Post by Piono on Aug 4, 2016 16:05:35 GMT
I gave a command for the kool-aid man to swim away from the wreckage, so he should still be alive at the very least, I believe conair is the only one trying to get him killed as of right now.
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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 16:10:04 GMT
He can't even breathe in space!
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Aug 4, 2016 16:12:41 GMT
Yeah I gave commands to both the Frigate and the Space Vampires which have yet to be introduced so, that could steer the story-er, ThreadStuck (sorreh)- in a Brand New Direction
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Post by Piono on Aug 4, 2016 18:10:16 GMT
Conair, stop trying to kill the best two characters in the story.
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 4, 2016 18:12:28 GMT
> Kool-Aid man: find some more walls to burst through. Embrace your addiction. You find the 4th wall, and promptly-
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Post by Kool-Aid Man on Aug 4, 2016 18:13:24 GMT
 OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 18:14:14 GMT
OH HELL NO.
(credit to Carmine for the picture)
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 4, 2016 18:14:43 GMT
Hard...... to..... breathe...........
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 18:15:08 GMT
ThreadStuck!
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Post by ThreadStuck on Aug 4, 2016 18:15:33 GMT
slipping..... away....
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Aug 4, 2016 18:16:13 GMT
ThreadStuck? Are you still there?
.....ThreadStuck?
I think the Kool-Aid Man just exiled ThreadStuck into outer space. Son of a-
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Post by Space freighter on Aug 4, 2016 18:17:06 GMT
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 4, 2016 18:40:27 GMT
(Space Freighter Ex Machina! *Ding!*) >Threadstuck: HEROES NEVER DIE!  |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 4, 2016 18:44:39 GMT
Threadstuck: Do something incredibly silly to resurrect. Like, drink the fresh blood of a certain red, chubby, glassy man. Oh yeah.
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Post by Piono on Aug 4, 2016 19:16:43 GMT
>Threadstuck: Be rescued by the fallen spirit of fellow self-inserting author: ANDREW HUSSIE.
>Spirit of ANDREW HUSSIE: Rescue Threadstuck in an appropriately silly manner.
>Space Freighter: Quick! Turn around! You have to save the Threadstuck or all of reality will cease to exist or something similar!
>Kool-aid Man: You've still got more targets left to take out...
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Post by quixoticTokki on Aug 4, 2016 20:10:49 GMT
> Threadstuck: This isn't even your final form!
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Post by conair on Aug 4, 2016 20:35:09 GMT
New Story: Start because story 2 is getting too confusing.
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Post by Derelict on Aug 5, 2016 18:32:48 GMT
ThreadStuck: meet a group of four made up of dark matter. One of them begins to speak.
SIR: Good day. We'd like to take you to a safe place until we can fix this mess.
SIR: Will you join us?
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Post by loading on Aug 5, 2016 19:05:52 GMT
New Story: Start because story 2 is getting too confusing. Threadstuck: Do something incredibly silly to resurrect. Like, drink the fresh blood of a certain red, chubby, glassy man. Oh yeah. >Threadstuck: Be rescued by the fallen spirit of fellow self-inserting author: ANDREW HUSSIE. >Spirit of ANDREW HUSSIE: Rescue Threadstuck in an appropriately silly manner. >Space Freighter: Quick! Turn around! You have to save the Threadstuck or all of reality will cease to exist or something similar! >Kool-aid Man: You've still got more targets left to take out... > Threadstuck: This isn't even your final form! If only I could. It's hard to do that when the only being here with any authorial power is missing, though. ThreadStuck: meet a group of four made up of dark matter. One of them begins to speak. SIR: Good day. We'd like to take you to a safe place until we can fix this mess. SIR: Will you join us? I really want to be able to, but things are just a mess right now and- Oh no. We have a problem. omegaupdate.freeforums.net/post/28097/thread |
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