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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 15, 2016 1:37:58 GMT
> Look out the window
> You've got quite a mess in here! Make your bed and put that jacket in the closet.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Jun 22, 2016 1:37:26 GMT
i'll be honest, after a couple of waves of depression i completely lost the motivation and energy to continue this. which is ironic considering a) the general concept was that every character has some form of depression and b) the entire point of doing this in the first place was to see if i could maintain the motivation to create something (even something as simple and generic as a sburbventure) but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
should i keep going with this y/n
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quixoticTokki
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baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 22, 2016 1:49:04 GMT
I enjoyed this, but if you're no longer able/willing to do this anymore that's understandable. You should do whatever is best for you.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 2, 2017 19:32:46 GMT
back by absolutely no demand whatsoever: this crappy thing ==>
You waste a little time standing still, contemplating just how silly kissing a poster was. It's a good thing you don't waste too much, though. Yes, you're very glad that it is indeed still the 9th of May, and you haven't wasted some ridiculous amount of time doing absolutely nothing. In fact, you're probably going to start doing things again right aboooouuut.... now.
Alita: Question your Birdemic poster.
Suddenly, you break out of your temporary lapse in concentration as your eyes glance over your BIRDEMIC poster.
Oh boy. You, uh. You don't really have an excuse for this one.
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You loved this movie as a kid. The concept of a BIRD-THEMED APOCALYPSE was, you thought, the BEST POSSIBLE THING that could ever be brought to film. Now, on the other hand, you realize that this is, through and through, an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PIECE OF MEDIA.
And yet, there the poster still hangs, its CONSTANT PRESENCE a reminder of your past sins. You tell yourself that you only leave it up because you don't want to touch it, but perhaps you simply can't bring yourself to take it down.
Alita: Look out the window.
You go to the WINDOW. Strangely enough, there's no actual GLASS in it, nor can the FRAME be moved in any way. You're not sure who designed this, but it's bugged you for a long time.
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You look outside. You don't really have the best VIEW, but that's never really bothered you before.
You take a moment to wonder why it's so DARK already. Perhaps it's a sign of the impending doom? A dark reflection of how all are condemned to the same fate? A bad storm? The possibilities are endless.
...Oh, hey look, a bird!
Alita: Befriend that bird!
You open up your POKÉDEX- er, you mean, SYLLADEX. You got this FETCH MODUS in a pack of TRADING CARDS you bought on a whim once, which have long since been LOST. Whenever you CAPTCHA something with this, it is put into your PARTY. However, if you are carrying more than six cards, it is instead sent to your BANK. It's a little annoying, but it's all you've got to work with.
Your SYLLADEX contains some EARBUDS, a NEW 3DS XL, a CASE WITH (6) VIDEOGAMES, and a HANDFUL OF BIRDSEED.
As your window has no GLASS, birds often fly in accidentally, so you've learned to always keep some seeds handy. However, this time, you're gonna use them to lure one in.
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Go! Birdseed!
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A wild OMNICROW appears!
What will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 2, 2017 23:49:17 GMT
>Whistle at it
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 14, 2017 10:24:11 GMT
Alita: Give it a read.
Jeez this thing is lengthy. You're not in the mood to concentrate on a whole jumble of words right now. Maybe you'll look over it in more depth later.
For now, you should probably get started on this game already. You've wasted enough time.
Alita: Get this thing started already.
You proceed to have the exact same brief conversation you had about 35 pages ago.
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What the fuck is this.
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 14, 2017 19:03:13 GMT
>Press a button
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 18, 2017 4:18:13 GMT
Alita: Press a button.
Having absolutely no idea what any of these buttons do, you hit the first one, which happens to be SELECT. It doesn't seem that there are many SELECTABLE OBJECTS in this hallway, though.
Alita: Select Pants.
You attempt to select PANTS.
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In a completely unprecedented turn of events, selecting PANTS abruptly resumes PANTSQUEST.
Pants: Recap adventure so far.
During your LAST ADVENTURE, you accomplished a great many things. You defeated a vicious YARN SPHERE, slew a mighty KING, and observed the RAW POWER OF DESTRUCTION. You also ventured outside of your CARETAKER'S ROOM, as well as gave them a happy little FRIENDPOUNCE.
Not even considering the possibility that your quest could be somehow hindering the progression of some other story, or "main plot", you once again set out for adventure!
Pants: View map.
You pull up your MAP. Which, of course, is merely a fictional construct and not a physical map, as your PANTS do not have pockets. Which is a TRAGEDY.
You are currently on the SECOND FLOOR, in the BLANDESQUE CHAMBER OF ROOM CONNECTIVITY. Your QUEST MARKER is on the FIRST FLOOR, somewhere in the vicinity of the GLORIOUS PALACE OF FOODSTUFFS.
What will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 18, 2017 5:14:21 GMT
>Quickly descend stairs
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CONDEMNED
Feb 18, 2017 6:20:57 GMT
via mobile
Post by Con Air on Feb 18, 2017 6:20:57 GMT
Alita: Summon Fluthulu.
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 19, 2017 6:54:31 GMT
Pants: Summon Fluthulu
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 19, 2017 12:35:13 GMT
Pants: Summon Fluthlu.
You begin to meow out a FORBIDDEN AND UNHOLY INCANTATION, summoning forth the hideous HORRORBEAST known to the few chosen to learn its title as FLUTHLU from the abyssal depths of the FURTHEST RING.
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But the ritual fails, as FLUTHLU is DEAD, and you lack the PANTRITUDE required to learn NECROMANCY.
That was probably a silly idea anyway.
Pants: Quickly descend stairs.
You scamper away from your beloved CARETAKER. Adventure awaits!
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Knowing full well the dangers of STAIRS, you descend with ease using your CAT-LIKE GRACE.
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You are now in the LIVING ROOM, yet another mostly barren area. You suppose the house is this empty because only ONE HUMAN actually lives here.
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 19, 2017 21:25:40 GMT
>Sniff the air to detect any nearby foodstuffs
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 21, 2017 0:59:50 GMT
> Fondly admire WAR
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 21, 2017 16:57:52 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 21, 2017 19:16:29 GMT
>Fucking tear into that bowl of food
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 22, 2017 6:29:49 GMT
Pants: Fucking tear into that bowl of food.
OH HELL YES
Pants: Level up for the acquisition of foodstuffs.
Strangely enough, you don't level up from that, despite the fact that your QUEST MARKER clearly led you here. Maybe you're missing something?
Pants: View quest log.
Ah, that explains it. Looks like you're not quite done with this QUEST after all.
You're getting pretty close to the end of the FIRST ACT. Wonder what that final quest is?
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Sure enough, your QUEST MARKER has shifted over to the HAVEN OF FABRIC CLEANSING.
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 22, 2017 20:28:08 GMT
>Look for a nice laundry basket to chillax in
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 23, 2017 0:56:33 GMT
> Exposit on unknown room.
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 23, 2017 9:26:05 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 23, 2017 17:49:29 GMT
>Hiss for no reason in particular
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 24, 2017 17:06:07 GMT
==>
A young KNIGHT gives you a friendly greeting, welcoming you to the KINGDOM OF LIGHT.
Pants: Hiss for no reason in particular.
You hiss at her. Who does this stranger think she is, coming into Dolci's room uninvited? So rude.
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pat.
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You guess she's a pretty nice person, actually.
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Post by Sharkalien on Feb 25, 2017 0:22:29 GMT
>Jump up onto the window ledge
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Post by nighttime_madness on Feb 25, 2017 2:05:01 GMT
> pants: fly
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Post by Kaoxitium on Feb 25, 2017 6:17:43 GMT
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